darkSpyro

It's from my own sick cow's milk, so better run to the hospital!

I wish for consistently perfect images in any search result ever.

Wish granted, but they're all flawed, because when everything's perfect, nothing is.

I wish for a tool that could instantly fix and scratched disk flawlessly.

Wish granted, but it causes a paper cut that is in immediate need of medical attention.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, nothing exists ever

I wish for an air particle

Wish granted, but it somehow kills you.

I wish Rin and Wavesorcer14 can just become friends.

wish granted, but they hate u even more now

i wish for 5 more seconds extra added to every cat video

Granted, yoctoseconds

I wish for existence

You exist but diediediedied


I wish nothing happened

Wish granted, but something happens.

I wish I could speak fluent Japanese.

Wish granted, but you can't pronounce certain words.

I wish for memes.

You get memes. I take your lungs.

I wish for you to read this

Wish granted but I don't like what you say.

With memes I don't need lungs.

I wish for a piece of paper.

Granted, it's poisonous

I wish to die

Wish granted, but you find out you have a soul of a cat so you have to live 9 more lives

I wish Harambe was still alive

Granted, but you die of shock and joy

I wish for a soul

Granted, but it's a game, called Dark Souls II.

I wish that Peter Molyneux was an honest developer.

Granted but someone kills him for some reason

I wish I had a loyal pet dragon

Granted. But you're the pet dragon to another person.

I wish that I was a dragon, but retained all of my memories and could also still speak English.

Granted, but you soon find normal life difficult as most human appliances aren't optimized for use by mythical fire-breathing reptiles.

I wish people could just learn not to be assholes.

Granted, they are ass cheeks instead

I wish I didn't have plantar fasciitis

Granted, you now have no legs.

I wish we could become an interstellar species within the next 100 years.

Granted
but nothing changes

le GASP

I wish I didn't have this horrid sunburn on my shoulders

Granted, instead it's on your nose

I wish for a waffle

Granted, it's mouldy

I wish for perfect swordfish

Wish granted, but the swordfish wields its own bodily sword and kills you

I wish some Google searches had better results

Granted

These are searches you can't do in public tho

I wish for a washing machine that WORKED

Granted, it worked

I wish people would stop calling me a liar when I'm not

Granted, but they now call you dishonest when you're not telling the fullest truth you can.

I wish for a flying dog.

Wish granted, but the dog has not legs and always crashes when landing.

I wish for a 2nd wish

Granted, a death wish, which is also granted so you die

I wish the khezu would have some battle music for a change

Granted, but it only plays at 2 hertz.

I wish that life wasn't a boring mundane slog where we are insignificant compared to the galaxy we reside in, which itself is insignificant compared to the universe itself.

Wish granted, but the newfound excitement eventually causes physics to become unstable and things to decay on a molecular level.

I wish my computer had a better processor.

Granted, but it's so fast that you... Explode

I wish for a thing to happen in North Korea

Wish granted, but it's a black hole that surprisingly lets us live :/

I wish for a machine that can turn some of us into anthro-lizards, some of which can be underwater for a long time.

Granted but it's like the Hulk where your mind becomes primal mush. You are basically just a rampaging fish monster

I wish I could meet the Game Grumps

Granted...you COULD, but you don't

I wish for more food in my fridge

Granted, it's all caviar

I wish for dandelion and burdock

All of its pollen is toxic and you die more beautifully than many would anticipate.

I wish somebody was made out of candy.

Granted, Donald trump

I wish for dandelion and burdock, as in the drink this time

Granted. However, your high school rival who was always lesser than you slips poison in your drink. You're dead.

I wish it was colder where I live.

Wish granted, but you have constant hypothermia

No wish

I wish for a new soul

Granted but it slowly turns you super evil

I wish i had super powers

Quote: DS D

I wish somebody was made out of candy.

Quote: Shagaru Magala

Granted, Donald trump

THANK YOU! HE'S A DUMBBUTT WHO NEEDS TO BE EATEN!!!

Oh, and your superpowers make you summon Steve, who kills you with a Diamond Sword with Sharpness 5, Fire Aspect 2, Knockback 2, Looting 3, and Unbreaking 3.





I wish for chicken nuggets.

Wish granted. However, you're in an alternate universe where "nuggets" means "poop".

I wish for my house to be exterminated of all spiders.

Granted, but you don't know about it

I wish my fingernails could instantly grow back again

Granted, they don't stop growing.

I wish more transparency on some things.

Wish granted, everything is see-through, which makes it hard to see anything.

I wish I had wings.

Granted, but they're Elytra, and you have a very hard time controlling them.



I wish there were more games that are as artistic as Journey and Abzu.