darkSpyro

Granted, you get eaten by Godzilla

I wish I lived in Iceland

Granted. You get transported to the ice world in the Mushroom Kingdom and have to make a shelter or freeze trying.

I wish to wield the Force.

Granted, friction

I wish to live in Iceland, as in the country

Granted, but only for five seconds

I wish I could have eternal enjoyment from Fire Emblem Fates

wish granted but you are trapped in a room with no doors, windows, vents, or oxygen, and you are also immortal and constantly suffocating.

I wish to have some stuff.

Granted, but it's not stuff you want or can use.

I wish for an endless supply of Sculpey

Granted but it explodes

I wish for a life

Granted, a life stuck in a small box forever

I wish I didn't have this wish

Granted, but you don't get any more wishes for the rest of your life.

I wish for 1,000,000 dollars.

You granted the wish so That I never had that wish in the first place so you couldn't have granted it

Granted, in a bonfire

I wish for one oxygen atom

Granted. It splits and a black hole forms right in front of you, sucking you in

I wish for fresh cold water

Granted, it's salt water.


I wish Motley Bossblob and Marx Soul met.

Granted, they kill each other.

Also, he wished for fresh water. Salt water is not fresh water.

I wish to have quicksilver's powers. Specifically the Quicksilver from Days of Future Past and Apocalypse.

Granted, when you want it to work they work in reverse and when you don't want it then they activate immediately

I wish for fresh pure air

Granted but someone vents poison into the room that it's in.

What's your wish?

i wish that this wish will be corrupted

Granted.

I wish I could become Phosphora!

Granted. Due to a mispronunciation you became a pile of phosphorus (brown element powder, science stuff)

I wish for a soft pair of slippers

Granted

I love how instead of a goddess I became a pile of brown stuff

I wish that I could be the very best like no one ever was

Granted, but you turn into phosphora


i wish i ruled skyworld

Granted, then you die

That makes me happy tho

I wish for waffles

Granted

They're all BURNT

I wish for a light rain

Granted, but it very quickly gets super heavy. So heavy that the way it looks in anime is suddenly realistic.
Happened to me today while we were playing Pokemon GO at the park, we all huddled in the gazebo and I ran into my cousin.

I wish for the ability to freeze time

Granted, But you go all EVIL and try to KILL everybody in sight.


i wish to become a dragon

Granted, but you become Grima just in time to be killed by Robin

I wish for infinite power

granted, but you become DEATH! HA! (not the one from discworld! HA!)


i wish to have an END to my horrible life (by that i mean i wish to die)

Granted but it lasts five seconds

I wish for infinite waffles

Granted, blue waffles

I wish I hadn't got insomnia

Granted. You have... uh... what's the word, where you sleep a lot.

I wish to befriend Viridi

Granted, she eats you by mistake

I wish for a flat surface to bounce my tennis ball on

Granted, but it's right on the edge of a cliff and you lose the tennis ball

Uhh... Well that's interesting. I don't think we're thinking of the same Viridi.

I wish for food

Granted, caviar

Same viridi but I'm weird, deal with it

I wish I had the powers of Meg from trials of Apollo

Granted but you die

I'm weird too so sure

I wish for a cup of water

You get a cup of lava

I wish to rethink this wish

You rethought the wish and said, "I wish for Donald Trump to be President"

I wish that racism would end!

Granted, but sexism is higher

I wish this wish didn't exist

Granted but you don't get any wishes

I wish to be best friends with my favourite characters

Granted, they eat you by mistake

I wish I was good at monster hunter generations

Granted but you never realize because you never play it

I wish for a spirit animal

Granted, magikarp

I wish for darkspyro to be more popular

Granted, but it's popular with people who are insane

I wish for Magikarp's name to be changed to Derpikarp

Granted, gyrados becomes gyraderp

I wish I could make things implode

Granted, but your brain is imploding in slow motion.

I wish for infinite power

Granted, it drives you insane

That's already happening though

I wish Megollo to said

Granted but I'm confused so someone in the world just says "Megollo"

I wish for a soul

Granted, you dye yourself ginger after

I wish for a thing

Granted, a bucket of lava dumped on your head

No wish

I wish for three legs

Granted but you cant walk

I wish for yoghurt