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Canada vs Australia

Wait is this a real thing or just a joke

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Wait is this real thing or just a joke

The Austro-Canadian War of 2015

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Wait is this a real thing or just a joke

The Austro-Canadian War of 2015

That didn't really answer my question

Canadians, prepare to be slaughtered by your new kangaroo overlords

I don't think this is a real thing

South Korea could also beat Canada


The Vatican could beat Canada


Hawaii by itself could beat Canada

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I don't think this is a real thing

No it is 100% true. Have you not seen the news? Australia and Canada are at war right now. It's super tragic.

Canada lied about beating the US in 1812.

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I don't think this is a real thing

No it is 100% true. Have you not seen the news? Australia and Canada are at war right now. It's super tragic.

Not for the Aussies, they haven't had one single casualty.

Canada has lost half their entire Armed Forces.

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I don't think this is a real thing

No it is 100% true. Have you not seen the news? Australia and Canada are at war right now. It's super tragic.

I don't watch the news :I

Also in all seriousness, Metallo, HCI doesn't come on as often anymore

Breaking News: Canada has surrendered to Australia.


Breaking News: Argentina and Germany have settled their differences over the World Cup and are now teaming up to attack Canada.

Why are you guys counting Canada out so soon? They played such a huge role in WWII including D-Day and a plan that played a part in the liberation of the Netherlands.

hell yeah now i can freely move to canada

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hell yeah now i can freely move to canada

The Argentines and Germans are attacking, though.

Did the Germens one by Jew points?

I'll make this fast:

somePerson, if America won the war of 1812, there would not be a Canada. And there is a Canada.

Metallo, stop trying to instigate me. Also, if Kangaroos can't swim, how would they get to Canada? The Australians wouldn't declare war against Canada, because they are trade partners and Canada is a part of the Commonwealth. Australia starts war, you got multiple countries backing Canada, including America.

The more you know.

Breaking News: Canada has surrendered to the German and Argentine forces.


Breaking News: Stephen Harper personally contacted Vladimir Putin and told him Russia's nuclear power was weak.


Recommended everyone on the North American continent immediately move to South America.

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I'll make this fast:

somePerson, if America won the war of 1812, there would not be a Canada. And there is a Canada.

Metallo, stop trying to instigate me. Also, if Kangaroos can't swim, how would they get to Canada? The Australians wouldn't declare war against Canada, because they are trade partners and Canada is a part of the Commonwealth. Australia starts war, you got multiple countries backing Canada, including America.

The more you know.

u wanna ****ing go m8

Sigh...Metallo, Steven Harper wouldn't do that. He's not retarded. And, as I said before, Canada is trade partners and allies with most of the world, including Russia. Allies=Military Support, and Putin wouldn't try to nuke Canada before the U.S. got to them.

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Sigh...Metallo, Steven Harper wouldn't do that. He's not retarded. And, as I said before, Canada is trade partners and allies with most of the world, including Russia. Allies=Military Support, and Putin wouldn't try to nuke Canada before the U.S. got to them.

You better shut that mouth before Brazil shuts it for you.

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Sigh...Metallo, Steven Harper wouldn't do that. He's not retarded. And, as I said before, Canada is trade partners and allies with most of the world, including Russia. Allies=Military Support, and Putin wouldn't try to nuke Canada before the U.S. got to them.

You better shut that mouth before Brazil shuts it for you.

Brazil is also trade partners with Canada. Seriously man, stop it.

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I'll make this fast:

somePerson, if America won the war of 1812, there would not be a Canada. And there is a Canada.

Metallo, stop trying to instigate me. Also, if Kangaroos can't swim, how would they get to Canada? The Australians wouldn't declare war against Canada, because they are trade partners and Canada is a part of the Commonwealth. Australia starts war, you got multiple countries backing Canada, including America.

The more you know.

Well Australia has New Zealand, which is like totally Nuclear free. Because we are made entirely of lead. We can just obsorb anything America throws at Australia. Also have you seen how many poisonous things Australia has?

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Son of a *****

Good luck with this one HCI

Well, considering that Canada is in NATO and Australia isn't, Australia would probably be wiped off the face of the earth in a war with Canada when NATO retaliates.

Canada, they may have Beiber but they also make great T.V. shows

Canada > Australia.

It really doesn't bug me much but why are you resorting to picking on Canada? There isn't a contest as to which is better, though in my honest opinion I think Canada is better, and I am not entirely biased as I am both Canadian and American and my American family members also think Canada is better. But making fun of a persons country is pretty much the same as making fun of someone's race or sexuality or gender, it's just stupid and childish IMO.

And we'd win but we'd surrender because we're too nice and then we'd ride our polar bears into the northern lights whilst drinking bacon flavored maple syrup.

Lunarz and hci, why are you getting so butthurt over a joke? Jw. If such a small joke offends you, you shouldn't be on the internet.

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Lunarz and hci, why are you getting so butthurt over a joke? Jw. If such a small joke offends you, you shouldn't be on the internet.

Butthurt? Silly~

I'm not, I'm just expressing my feelings on the matter at hand, I personally don't think it's all that funny, but that's just me, though there are a lot of people that might not see it as a joke and get extremely defensive.

Accidental double post

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Fixed~

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Oh and New Zealand is superior to all others.

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Oh and New Zealand is superior to all others.

I do love their accent <3

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Keep on flaming, go on, AMUSE US

Oh and New Zealand is superior to all others.

I do love their accent <3

I know right?!
They have the best accent on the planet. And I know lots of people from all over the world with all sorts of accents, but none can top NZers'.
They're the third most expensive country in the world lol but otherwise they're awesome and I like how direct they are and how they work things out so easily.

pugs WIN THE WAR

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Oh and New Zealand is superior to all others.

of course


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