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Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#1 Posted: 02:05:22 15/07/2014 | Topic Creator
I'll just post a lineup of corny jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?
it saw the salad dressing


There are ten cats on a boat. One fell off. How many cats are left?
none. They were copycats


How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
open the door, put in the elephant, close the door


How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door


Simba is holding a meeting for all animals to attend. You are an animal that needs to attend the meeting, but a crocodile infested river blocks your path. How do you cross it?
you swim across


What was the only animal that did not show up at the meeting?
the giraffe, it's still in the refrigerator


I'm done

This topic is gonna die isn't it
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8495
#2 Posted: 02:06:19 15/07/2014
What was the Asian man's porn name?

The one inch wonder


Inb4 MM.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#3 Posted: 02:08:03 15/07/2014
I kept reading these jokes in the voice of Chuggaaconroy. Thanks for reminding me that I haven't watched his videos in a while. Thanks, man!
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#4 Posted: 04:36:26 15/07/2014
3/10 try harder
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