darkSpyro

Because as the cake is, so is everything else.

Are you on drugs?
If so, come to the singles bar.

Sick reference, brah!

What cake?

Hooray!

Quote: whirlwind fan

What cake?

Exactly.

I like cake.

Quote: LegoLander

Quote: whirlwind fan

What cake?

Exactly.

I am extremely confused at the moment. >.<

Don't be, because it doesn't exist.

But I blew it up! T.T

Xemnas approves this.

The cake is a lie.

But the pie is truth.

The casserole is truth.

The cake tastes good.

That's some poetic ass **** you be saying!

NOOOOOTHHHHHHHHINGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

The Cake is Truth, and Truth is Everything. I am Truth. You are Truth. The very device you're typing on is Truth. Truth is all, and all is Truth. So is the Cake.

Quote: Doomslicer

Xemnas approves this.

Xemnas, light is eternal, dark is eternal, nothing probably goes on forever too...

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE ETERNAL!!!!!!

*smites with keyblade*

The cake is a lie. Life's a lie...

Quote: kardonis

Quote: Doomslicer

Xemnas approves this.

Xemnas, light is eternal, dark is eternal, nothing probably goes on forever too...

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE ETERNAL!!!!!!

*smites with keyblade*

*Is turned into a Nobody*

I can give you purpose...
DOXOMSLICER!!!
I hadn't finished rearranging the letters yet you fool...
Oh... um...
Loscemdoxri... [pronounced LoskEEm'docksree]
That is right... the new u...sername
Oh and I kinda absorbed the gf's heart before I died so I still have one and thus can use the keyblade-*shot as someone screams out something about some dude named Gary Stu*

Hue hue hue....

Sinokdrax will battle against you for the coveted 15th place in the organization!

You'll need an element and a weapon!
Hmmm...
When I first was looking to join the Organization I accidentally wound up joining the La'cryma Dragon Knights instead (let's see, cloaked figures with immense powers and colorful hair who can teleport around, contort unnaturally, travel into other dimensions on missions, don't truly exist, and have a rebellious group of two or three members break off and another member betraying them to protect a child close to him? Can you blame my mistake?) first.

So now that I am in the Organization, my element is still Rai'zu (assuming I even came remotely close to spelling that right, from what I've seen it's some kind of energy or particle that manipulates quantum physics, thus allowing a limited control of time and space and massive energy-based attacks, so in short my element is quantum physics or energy) and my weapon, I'd either go with floating wingblade constructs, or the more La'crymian style of causing weapon-like structures to burst out of my skin, in which case I would also form wings.

Oh and I'll borrow Marluxia's Angel of Death summon if you don't mind.

Um, Moon Shanta!!!!

*best anime rival voice* Hah! My post is more detailed than you! Hah hah! Therefore it is superior! Hah!

In all seriousness (and I use the term loosely), what the Zechs [the Gundam character, in case anyone thought I was trying to say something else] is a Moon Shanta? DETAILS PLEASE!

And if you have a problem with me using Marluxia's familiars (or femme familiars... BA DUM TSS!!! What? Excuse me if my Element isn't puns) then fine, I'll use my own, my Nobody legion the (based off the Bravely Default character class, as all canon lesser Nobodies are named after FF job classes) the Spritimasters!

(Think something like a cross between this and a Dusk nobody: )


The rest of you had best go elsewhere before our cosmic battles rip this thread to shreds.

nova.

Quote: Doomslicer

*best anime rival voice* Hah! My post is more detailed than you! Hah hah! Therefore it is superior! Hah!

In all seriousness (and I use the term loosely), what the Zechs [the Gundam character, in case anyone thought I was trying to say something else] is a Moon Shanta? DETAILS PLEASE!

And if you have a problem with me using Marluxia's familiars (or femme familiars... BA DUM TSS!!! What? Excuse me if my Element isn't puns) then fine, I'll use my own, my Nobody legion the (based off the Bravely Default character class, as all canon lesser Nobodies are named after FF job classes) the Spritimasters!

(Think something like a cross between this and a Dusk nobody


The rest of you had best go elsewhere before our cosmic battles rip this thread to shreds.

It's the thing Saix yells before he goes ape****.

Actually it's "Moon, shine down!" -.-

Really? Huh, I guess I got confused huh?

Good to know.

Indeed it is.

Now that that's been settled...

*fleshy wings burst out of back, blades form along those wings, as I rise into the air, and with a flick of my fingers the skies darken and Spiritmaster Nobodies drop down*

COSMIC-Y BATTLE TIME!!!
*skies lighten up, Nobodies vanish, wings recede*
On second thought, we both know that no matter how much I utterly decimate you, we'll both insist that we won and won't allow the our defeat. Though if you still wanna fight, well... *wings burst back out*
Bring it!

*dual keyblades*

I'm ready...

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Quote: kardonis

*dual keyblades*

I'm ready...

Two...?

*Wingblades form into Keyblade, which levitates above wings.*
*Spiritmasters cast Adaption*
*Fires energy attack at Kardonis [something like towards the end of this .gif http://https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-32XJ2NJxu6Y/U7OifiSQqlI/AAAAAAAABvM/bVhlHDglF2s/s630-fcrop64=1,02a20000fe1dffff/Noeintheme.gif ] and flies in quickly to rapidly slice with telekinetic Keyblade, then teleports back a few hundred feet and continues barrage of awesome energy beams*

um....

K lol, leaving now. *teleports away*

*dispatches Spiritmasters through your portal to stalk you and finish you off later*
K Bye!
HAVE FUN UNLIVING IN SHAME!!!

u aren't real

I'd take offense at that but I don't have the heart to snap back.
BA DUM TSS

I am not real, yet I still am.
The paradox of a nonexistence.
ANGSTY ANGSTY ANGSTY!!!
Sorry, tired as I write this lol

nothing exists in ur world. because u suck dicks.

Quote: uttster13

Are you on drugs?
If so, come to the singles bar.

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