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The singles bar of DarkSpyro [CLOSED]
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#1 Posted: 05:09:54 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Meet sexy singles here.

(I will not be held responsible if You actually meet someone here)
(Specially if that someone ends up being a criminal of some kind)

*Stands here and just cleans away at the bar*
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Epic popthorn Gold Sparx Gems: 2726
#2 Posted: 05:10:56 09/07/2014
This is perfect for me
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#3 Posted: 05:13:03 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
This place was made for all the people who have still yet to be married, Joe.
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Trix Master 100 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5942
#4 Posted: 05:13:43 09/07/2014
would like a shot vodka.
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#5 Posted: 05:14:47 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Trix Master 100
would like a shot vodka.


I'll need some ID first, Trix

Quote: gangsta joe
i'll marry a steak


*Slides a plate of steak to You*
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Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#6 Posted: 05:15:50 09/07/2014
[skips into thread with clown-like costume and orange hair]

hello
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#7 Posted: 05:16:17 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Wild
[skips into thread with clown-like costume and orange hair]

hello


Ah, Wild.
Always the Wild one, eh?
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#8 Posted: 05:16:19 09/07/2014
I need hard liquor in my vodka. I need to get wasted.
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#9 Posted: 05:18:09 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: gangsta joe
thanks gage!!!! i hope this marriage isn't a......MISS-STEAK
[User Posted Image]


Don't STEAK Your life on it.

Quote: Rand O M
I need hard liquor in my vodka. I need to get wasted.


*Slides You a glass of Vodka*

Quote: Cynderfan507
If I get rejected by Jaggedstar I'll be here for the rest of my life.


We'll welcome You here.
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 5067
#10 Posted: 05:18:18 09/07/2014
*Sits down with a big mug of beer*
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"Well, the gate swung open and a fig newton entered."
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#11 Posted: 05:20:21 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mrmorrises
*Sits down with a big mug of beer*


Don't expect free refills.

Quote: gangsta joe
*looks @ gage's pun* *starts screaming with increasing volume until everyone is crying* I........LOVE YOUR PUN


I tend to go on a joking steak.
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Epic popthorn Gold Sparx Gems: 2726
#12 Posted: 05:20:24 09/07/2014
Gimme some vodka cuz nobody loves me
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#13 Posted: 05:21:14 09/07/2014
Getting wasted is fun when you're at Gage's single bar.
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#14 Posted: 05:21:20 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Epic popthorn
Gimme some vodka cuz nobody loves me


*Slides Vodka because nobody loves Him*
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whirlwind fan Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#15 Posted: 05:21:50 09/07/2014
Don't drink your depression away.
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#16 Posted: 05:23:37 09/07/2014
Quote: whirlwind fan
Don't drink your depression away.



Too late~
Epic popthorn Gold Sparx Gems: 2726
#17 Posted: 05:23:40 09/07/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: Epic popthorn
Gimme some vodka cuz nobody loves me


*Slides Vodka because nobody loves Him/Her*



I'm a guy
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#18 Posted: 05:23:41 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rand O M
Getting wasted is fun when you're at Gage's single bar.


I don't take bar fights kindly, though.
You take that stuff outside.

Quote: gangsta joe
;_______________________________; i just can NOT handle these puns!


Don't steak out, Joe.

Quote: whirlwind fan
Don't drink your depression away.


I made this for the people who want to meet sexy singles.
The drinking because of depression is their choice.
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whirlwind fan Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#19 Posted: 05:24:51 09/07/2014
Okay sorry to interrupt~
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#20 Posted: 05:26:34 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: whirlwind fan
Don't drink your depression away.



*drinks four cans of beer*
... Did ya just say something?


I expect You'll be adding those to Your tab?

Quote: whirlwind fan
Okay sorry to interrupt~


You're married though.
You don't have any depression to drink away.
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#21 Posted: 05:29:06 09/07/2014
I'm so wasted. You already know. I'm throwing up from the bar to the dance floor. I'm so wasted can you tell right now. I'm the designated driver. So get the **** off the road~
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#22 Posted: 05:29:45 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rand O M
I'm so wasted. You already know. I'm throwing up from the bar to the dance floor. I'm so wasted can you tell right now. I'm the designated driver. So get the **** off the road~


Please don't throw up on My floor.
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#23 Posted: 05:30:56 09/07/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: Rand O M
I'm so wasted. You already know. I'm throwing up from the bar to the dance floor. I'm so wasted can you tell right now. I'm the designated driver. So get the **** off the road~


Please don't throw up on My floor.



Who u think you be
EyeBrawler2014 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3281
#24 Posted: 05:31:39 09/07/2014
I'll take him home guys, I'm the shuttle driver
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#25 Posted: 05:31:59 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
*obviously drunk* Noope, I brought this beer with me... Except that one there, I'll pay for that...


I see then.

Quote: EyeBrawler2014
I'll take him home guys, I'm the shuttle driver


Thank You, EyeBrawler.
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 5067
#26 Posted: 05:32:42 09/07/2014
Fitting song for this topic

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"Well, the gate swung open and a fig newton entered."
EyeBrawler2014 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3281
#27 Posted: 05:34:57 09/07/2014
Come on Rand, I'll take you home buddy, and Morrises, you can PM me whenever you want (literally carries Rand out to shuttle van)
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#28 Posted: 05:34:59 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mrmorrises
Fitting song for this topic



I thought You had a Mrs., Mr.Morrises.
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Trix Master 100 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5942
#29 Posted: 05:35:06 09/07/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: Trix Master 100
would like a shot vodka.


I'll need some ID first, Trix


*gives ID*
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 5067
#30 Posted: 05:36:35 09/07/2014
Quote: Gage
Quote: Mrmorrises
Fitting song for this topic



I thought You had a Mrs., Mr.Morrises.



Nah, she cheated on me 5 minutes ago, so I threw her off a cliff
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"Well, the gate swung open and a fig newton entered."
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#31 Posted: 05:37:04 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Trix Master 100
Quote: Gage
Quote: Trix Master 100
would like a shot vodka.


I'll need some ID first, Trix


*gives ID*


*Looks it over, then gives it back. Then slides a Vodka to You*

Quote: Mrmorrises
Quote: Gage
Quote: Mrmorrises
Fitting song for this topic


I thought You had a Mrs., Mr.Morrises.



Nah, she cheated on me 5 minutes ago, so I threw her off a cliff


Good.
That's what we're here for.
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#32 Posted: 05:37:38 09/07/2014
Quote: Trix Master 100
Quote: Gage
Quote: Trix Master 100
would like a shot vodka.


I'll need some ID first, Trix


*gives ID*



Poor CAV doesn't know ID helps get people vodka illegally.


Bad joke is bad but mor e vodka
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#33 Posted: 05:38:49 09/07/2014
Quote: Mrmorrises
Quote: Gage
Quote: Mrmorrises
Fitting song for this topic



I thought You had a Mrs., Mr.Morrises.



Nah, she cheated on me 5 minutes ago, so I threw her off a cliff



No wonder she hasn't called.
EyeBrawler2014 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3281
#34 Posted: 05:39:27 09/07/2014
You've had enough Rand, I'm taking you home buddy (drives Rand home)
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#35 Posted: 05:40:29 09/07/2014
Quote: EyeBrawler2014
You've had enough Rand, I'm taking you home buddy (drives Rand home)



**** you I trying to find the mrs Rand so stahppppp
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#36 Posted: 05:44:39 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Remember, free refills for the kiddies.
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#37 Posted: 05:45:47 09/07/2014
Yaaaaaaaaaas hot me up babiiiii
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2441
#38 Posted: 05:46:33 09/07/2014
*walks in* *looks around* Wrong place *walks out*
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#39 Posted: 05:46:38 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Thursday nights are Ladies Night.

Quote: Rickorio
*walks in* *looks around* Wrong place *walks out*


Are You single, Rick?
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#40 Posted: 05:48:22 09/07/2014
No he aint
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#41 Posted: 05:49:00 09/07/2014
Page baby free liquor and we.... Err vodka
Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#42 Posted: 05:49:21 09/07/2014
Hate chu
EyeBrawler2014 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3281
#43 Posted: 05:49:40 09/07/2014
Rand, y-y-y-you're drunk, there's pretty much nobody here, you're not finding anybody here right now
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6349
#44 Posted: 05:50:16 09/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
*drinks beer*
Heeeeyyy, tomorrow's hump day, riiiiiight?
Bet the bar's gonna be pretty busy then...


Not as busy as on the weekends.

Quote: EyeBrawler2014
Rand, y-y-y-you're drunk, there's pretty much nobody here, you're not finding anybody here right now



Quote: shorty
[User Posted Image]
hello


There's Shorty.
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