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What is one movie that makes you feel horrible when you watch it? The movie that is so wretched it makes you angry that you wasted anytime with it

For me, definitely the Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Oh GOD, was this ****. The GPK's themselves look horrifying and straight up disturbing. The "humor" is non-existent with any of the lines. The human characters suck and have no personality. They were to lazy to make the human actors all around the same age so it seems like the bullies are adults that have nothing better to do with their time than screw around with this kid... And some cases ACTUALLY screwing with this kid. It just suuuuuucks!

Anyway, name the Worst Movie of All Time.

Le Miz. My sisters and mom love it and it's just a bunch of people singing for three hours.

Food Fight, actually it's so bad it's funny, but GPK is horrible

The last airbender. This is literally one of the only two movies where I found absolutely NOTHING worth watching in it, even watching it as a so bad its good movie or a movie you can watch to make fun of. The other is foodfight.

The Last Airbender.

Not only was it so stupid they butchered everything.The names,the way firebenders have an advantage and ect.They also missed like some major plot points in the movie compared to the series.Thank God the reviews were so bad they did not make the rest of the trilogy.(Book 2 and Book 3)

Tentacolino isn't just a horribly-made movie, it's insulting how it tosses the Titanic aside. Even more insulting when you find out it's actually a sequel to another terrible animated movie about a butchered version of the Titanic tale. HOW DO THREE OF THESE GODAWFUL TITANIC FILMS EXIST?

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Tentacolino isn't just a horribly-made movie, it's insulting how it tosses the Titanic aside. Even more insulting when you find out it's actually a sequel to another terrible animated movie about a butchered version of the Titanic tale. HOW DO THREE OF THESE GODAWFUL TITANIC FILMS EXIST?

wait... THAT EXISTS??

I thought that was just a joke the nostalgia critic made in his animated titanic review!

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Tentacolino isn't just a horribly-made movie, it's insulting how it tosses the Titanic aside. Even more insulting when you find out it's actually a sequel to another terrible animated movie about a butchered version of the Titanic tale. HOW DO THREE OF THESE GODAWFUL TITANIC FILMS EXIST?

wait... THAT EXISTS??

I thought that was just a joke the nostalgia critic made in his animated titanic review!

Hahaha! One does not simply fake a second Titanic animated film for the same of a joke.

In my opinion there are 4 different movies that are on top of my list. The movies are Gigli, Birdemic, The Room and Manos the Hands of Fate. That axis of evil is a place where movie watchers' dreams and hopes go to die.

I think you'll all be able to tell what I'm going to say.

Mario Bros. Movie.

WHAT THE ACTUAL **** happened? Why is Mario, like, 40 and Luigi, like 18? Peach isn't even in it, replaced with Daisy (eh, that I don't really mind so much), the so called koopas are all just humans, I'm under the name Koopa, but again I'm just some guy (old too, wtf?) and goombas being twice the height of actual people? What? NO! And the devolution thing? Ugh, I turn into a T-Rex, Yoshi is just some piddly little shrimp of a dino, I apparently have some wife? Two of the "koopalings" named spike and uh, something. No boos, (I is disappoint), etc. etc. etc.

The Snifits though, the only thing they did right!

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I think you'll all be able to tell what I'm going to say.

Mario Bros. Movie.

WHAT THE ACTUAL **** happened? Why is Mario, like, 40 and Luigi, like 18? Peach isn't even in it, replaced with Daisy (eh, that I don't really mind so much), the so called koopas are all just humans, I'm under the name Koopa, but again I'm just some guy (old too, wtf?) and goombas being twice the height of actual people? What? NO! And the devolution thing? Ugh, I turn into a T-Rex, Yoshi is just some piddly little shrimp of a dino, I apparently have some wife? Two of the "koopalings" named spike and uh, something. No boos, (I is disappoint), etc. etc. etc.

The Snifits though, the only thing they did right!

That and Bob-Ombs! Those looked cool.

Right! They were right, (albeit a little small).

The Wizard of Oz.

The Last Airbender

In 2010, Avatar: The Last Airbender was my favorite TV show. I was obsessed with it. When I heard they were making a movie, being the obsessed fan that I was, I wanted to see it. The only reason that I didn't see it in theaters is because I had already seen The Karate Kid and my mom didn't like going to the theater twice in one month. When it came out on DVD, I got it from a RedBox and watched it when I got home. Now when I was ten, I liked practically everything I watched. The Last Airbender was the second movie I saw that I didn't like (I didn't like The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars when I was five, but I'll talk about that another time. The Last Airbender is the first movie that I hated and I still hate it! Just thinking about it makes me cringe and wanna blow something up! I mean, what were they thinking? They took one of the best cartoons ever and turned it into one of the worst movies of all time! There are so many problems, I don't even know where to start, but I'll start with the story. THERE ISN'T ONE! This movie doesn't have any story at all! Shaymalan tried to stuff all of season one, twenty 20 minute episodes, into a movie that was an hour and a half long. The dialogue is horrible too. The characters aren't talking to each other, they're talking to the audience. Just about every single line in the "movie" is exposition. They spend the whole time trying to make sure the people who haven't seen the show know what's going on, they don't have time for anything else! For people who've seen the show, they already know all of that stuff! It's pretty much just a slightly inaccurate review! The characters? I would call them "narrators" before "characters" because that's all they do! This film took three fun and enjoyable characters with distinct personalities and turned them into bland, lifeless narrators. I mean, Sokka was always the comic relief guy who always told jokes. I don't think he even smiles in the film. The movie doesn't even attempt to develop them. The acting is pretty bad too. It's like the casting director walked into a Taco Bell and picked three random kids to be in the movie. I'm pretty sure there was a line where Sokka (Oh I'm sorry movie, I mean SOOKA!) totally messed up, and they kept it in the film. And why did they change the names? Did they see a single episode of the show? Ong? Sooka? I'm surprised they didn't call Katara "Caturuh" or something. The special effects? Probably the best thing about the movie! They're not great, but not as bad as everything else! The earth and fire effects are pretty bad, but the air and water effects are decent. Now what else did they do wrong? They turned bending into some sort of interpretive dance or something! Everyone looks like they're doing a bad Bruce Lee impression! It takes them forever just to do something small! In the show, it took a wave of the hand to raise a giant pillar of rock. In the movie, it took like six earthbenders all doing a Russian folk dance or something to make one tiny boulder leisurely float forward and knock one guy over. And they still needed an extra guy to give it a little push. And why did the earthbenders need Katara to give them a "pep talk" to convince them to fight for their freedom? I mean they were SURROUNDED by Earth! And since they made a new rule that firebenders can't make fire and can only move fire that already exists, I think the prancing earthbenders could've taken 'em! They didn't even need "Ong's" help. Any time the movie attempts to be emotional, you don't feel anything because you don't have a reason too. You don't know a damn thing about any of these characters! Their so busy telling people what's going on that they forget to have a personality. And then the movie has the nerve to end in a cliffhanger. It's like Shaymalan looked at the film and said: "Oh my! This movie is so good! It's gonna be an instant classic! The next Star Wars! I can't wait for the second one! Let's give our adoring fans a sneak peak just to keep them tied over until the sequel. I hope they don't die with anticipation!". Considering how made this one did, I can't imagine it actually getting that sequel. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH! I ALMOST PUNCHED THE COMPUTER JUST TYPING THIS! I've seen a lot of movies. I've seen Ghost Rider. I've seen Cars 2. I've seen Spider-Man 3. I've even seen Planes. But none of those movies will receive the amount of white hot rage and hatred that I have for The Last Airbender

The Watch.

hahaha PENIS hahahha VAGINA HAHAHAH

The Last Airbender

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Just ugh.

Birdemic. I also heard The Room was terrible.

The Last Airbender.

The filming was sloppy, it was poorly written, it was terribly cast, badly shot, the characters had no emotion or personality, they pronounced all the characters names wrong, it takes 10 minutes of air karate to bend anything, and it sucks the life out of everything good in the world.

Most insulting adaptation and movie in existence.

Even worse, they're making 2 sequels.

Land of the Lost. I know it was supposed to be bad, but good friggin grief was it horrible. I couldn't even sit hardly 10 minutes in. It's like the result of some perverted dinosaur-loving and prehistoric times-loving middle-aged guy who sat down at his desk covered in dinosaur figurines and slopped something down with a nasty grin on his face. Oh wow, that image...

LOL five people said The Last Airbender

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LOL five people said The Last Airbender

It was that bad.

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LOL five people said The Last Airbender

It was that bad.

I don't blame them. I can only rant about two things: Modern Day Disney Channel and The Last Airbender. Just hope you're not there in person when I rant about The Last Airbender.

dragonball evolution is worse than the last airbender

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LOL five people said The Last Airbender

It was that bad.

I still stand by GPK The Movie is a WORSE movie. At least I can riff The Last Airbender and get some enjoyment. I can't with GPK! It's just unpleasant.

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LOL five people said The Last Airbender

It was that bad.

I don't blame them. I can only rant about two things: Modern Day Disney Channel and The Last Airbender. Just hope you're not there in person when I rant about The Last Airbender.

I can rant about: The poorly executed education system of the US, the Percy Jackson movie, TV, and The Last Airbender.

I get violent when I get angry so whenever I rant about the Percy Jackson movie or The Last Airbender someone ends up with a scar.

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LOL five people said The Last Airbender

It was that bad.

I still stand by GPK The Movie is a WORSE movie. At least I can riff The Last Airbender and get some enjoyment. I can't with GPK! It's just unpleasant.

I haven't seen it, and I don't plan on it.

dragonball evolution is worse than garbage pail kids

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dragonball evolution is worse than garbage pail kids

Uh, no... Then again I haven't watched Dragonball... Like any of it.

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dragonball evolution is worse than garbage pail kids

Uh, no... Then again I haven't watched Dragonball... Like any of it.

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dragonball evolution is worse than garbage pail kids

Uh, no... Then again I haven't watched Dragonball... Like any of it.

I haven't seen anything Dragonball related, but I have seen a review for Dragonball Evolution

Even I knew it was terrible and extremely inaccurate. Maybe it is worse than The Last Airbender, I mean, at least it kept the same setting and didn't put the characters in New York or something.

this is going to be the death of me isnt it

I haven't watched it but just by the title you know it's bad, Justin Bieber Never Say Never the movie

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this is going to be the death of me isnt it

Please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE tell me that isn't real!

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this is going to be the death of me isnt it

Please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE tell me that isn't real!

nope its real

no set release date but they're filming

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this is going to be the death of me isnt it

Please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE tell me that isn't real!

nope its real

no set release date but they're filming

****!

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Please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE tell me that isn't real!

nope its real

no set release date but they're filming

****!

brb i need to go stick my head in the oven

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this is going to be the death of me isnt it

*dies*

The Last Airbender and Dragonball: Evolution. God they were both sooooo bad.

oh also aside from DBE, manos: hands of fate was awful too. i fell asleep because i was bored out of my mind

i fell asleep while watching oz the great and powerful

thats like, the third worst movie ever imo

i haven't seen that one... another movie i fell asleep during was the green lantern movie, i can't really say if it was bad or not since i slept through most of it

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i fell asleep while watching oz the great and powerful

thats like, the third worst movie ever imo

I liked Oz the first time I watched it, but I liked even less each time I watch it again. I think I liked it so much the first time because it was stunning in 3D

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i fell asleep while watching oz the great and powerful

thats like, the third worst movie ever imo

I liked Oz the first time I watched it, but I liked even less each time I watch it again. I think I liked it so much the first time because it was stunning in 3D

i saw it for my birthday last year and me and my mom almost left the theater halfway through it was so bad

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this is going to be the death of me isnt it

Please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE tell me that isn't real!

Oh, but it is!

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this is going to be the death of me isnt it

Please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE tell me that isn't real!

nope its real

no set release date but they're filming

and where'd you find this out?

Frozen. Even though I've never seen it. I know it's bad because of the singing.

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Frozen. Even though I've never seen it. I know it's bad because of the singing.

*Humorous video making fun of Frozen*

Really? You haven't even seen it, and you "know" it's the worst movie ever because of singing?

So by that logic, The Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Jungle Book, and pretty much any other Disney movie also sucks?

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Frozen. Even though I've never seen it. I know it's bad because of the singing.

*Humorous video making fun of Frozen*

Really? You haven't even seen it, and you "know" it's the worst movie ever because of singing?

So by that logic, The Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Jungle Book, and pretty much any other Disney movie also sucks?

Yeah, pretty much.

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Frozen. Even though I've never seen it. I know it's bad because of the singing.

*Humorous video making fun of Frozen*

Really? You haven't even seen it, and you "know" it's the worst movie ever because of singing?

So by that logic, The Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Jungle Book, and pretty much any other Disney movie also sucks?

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm not even gonna argue, man. It's not worth my time.