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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#51 Posted: 18:15:30 25/12/2014
Dropping my sword, I ran over to it.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
undeadmaster Gold Sparx Gems: 2126
#52 Posted: 17:03:09 26/12/2014
The tiger ate Mooncheese.
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I probably won't be back for like a year.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#53 Posted: 08:22:14 10/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Everything seemed like it was growing dark until I was alerted by the sound of a giant bunny rabbit destroying the surrounding area
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#54 Posted: 10:46:19 10/04/2015
A random man in a different dimension had chicken pox
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3328
#55 Posted: 12:48:20 10/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DrobotMewTwo
A man makes a Shellos mad and he dies.



Literally how hard is it to read the OP?

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Xavier, was the name of the man.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 12:49:09 10/04/2015 by Lunarz
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#56 Posted: 13:12:49 10/04/2015
Never before had a soul pondered so deeply the machinations of love, spirituality, and the psyche as Xavier, for he had his own, self-imposed destiny to fulfill in his own, self-created kingdom.
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#57 Posted: 13:13:47 10/04/2015
Nothing could save him from a horrible death, or so it seems.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8530
#58 Posted: 20:09:48 12/04/2015
So he did the only thing he knew how: sing the opening to Hetalia
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#59 Posted: 20:37:48 12/04/2015
As always, it annoyed so many people, a doctor came rushing up the front steps demanding what was wrong with him.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#60 Posted: 23:25:41 12/04/2015
The man began to speak only in gibberish, before the sniper on the rooftop put him out of his miserable weeaboo existence.
wavesorcerer14 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4893
#61 Posted: 04:24:16 13/04/2015
The doctor, beginning to shed a tear, screamed, "That was my son! Why?!?!"
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#62 Posted: 15:36:52 13/04/2015
A small, blonde boy with a british accent walked up to the doctor. "NE NE PAPA WAIN NO CHOIDAI NE NE MAMA NE NE MAMA MUKASHII NE TABETE BORONEEZA NO ANO AJI GA WASURARENAI DA!"
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this user has died. written on a note was their darkspyro login. they say hello from beyond the grave.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#63 Posted: 03:50:19 14/04/2015
This young boy was backhanded into the street for weeabooism.
wavesorcerer14 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4893
#64 Posted: 04:07:19 14/04/2015
A car then ran the young boy over, yet he was unharmed somehow and got back up to his feet as if nothing happened.
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#65 Posted: 04:11:11 14/04/2015
This boy's name was Steve Rogers-chan, and all he wanted in like was to please his senpai by becoming a hero.
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#66 Posted: 22:53:01 14/04/2015
Only, the story was destroyed due to rule-breaking by not looking at the original post.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
wavesorcerer14 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4893
#67 Posted: 01:27:03 15/04/2015
That makes a lot more sense because I didn't bother reading the rules.
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
Eternal Sunfury Blue Sparx Gems: 664
#68 Posted: 18:19:37 15/04/2015
Steve ignored the car and then resurrected Xavier by donating one or more of his vital organs.
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#69 Posted: 22:07:33 17/04/2015
So, Xavier became a zombie, at least if you listened to his childhood enemy, Thomas.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Eternal Sunfury Blue Sparx Gems: 664
#70 Posted: 06:59:06 18/04/2015
Xavier then became obsessed with space.
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
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