HGUGUFGSYVGYS! Mrgrgrr! Enough of this! What's your point anyway?!Quote: AJAwesomeQuote: StriderSwagYou expect a rich man to not wear a fake neck?!
YOU SURVIVED!?
And yes, yes I was.
*dramatic gasp*
Did you expect my
TASER WATCH!?
*tases you with badass watch*
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#51 Posted: 05:05:51 10/03/2015
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#52 Posted: 05:09:37 10/03/2015
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My point is... *pulls out note cards* ..."shaken not stirred?" That's not it... "The name's Greeny. James Greeny." Still not right... Let's just go with "I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam." |
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#53 Posted: 05:11:17 10/03/2015
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Why do you have... Notecards?
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#54 Posted: 05:11:26 10/03/2015
Does this really need two ****ing pages?
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#55 Posted: 05:13:22 10/03/2015
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Because I'm only in training shut up! |
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#56 Posted: 05:14:08 10/03/2015
I'm ignored.
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#57 Posted: 05:14:21 10/03/2015
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Oooooh, training. That explains going along with it for that long.
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#58 Posted: 05:14:51 10/03/2015
I'm ignored.
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#59 Posted: 05:16:33 10/03/2015
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Who said I didn't enjoy it? But that's not the point! BONJOUR, MOTHER****ER! *drives your car into the Eiffel Tower* |
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#60 Posted: 05:18:07 10/03/2015
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MY CAR!!! Wait... You enjoyed that?!... Wait.......................................
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#61 Posted: 05:18:46 10/03/2015
I'm ignored.
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#62 Posted: 05:20:47 10/03/2015
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SHUT UP SHUT UP IT WAS FOR THE MISSION I ENJOY MISSIONAR-I MEAN MISSIONS |
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#63 Posted: 05:22:20 10/03/2015
I'm ignored.
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#64 Posted: 05:22:40 10/03/2015
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Sure... *Wink wink*
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#65 Posted: 05:23:44 10/03/2015
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GET OUT OF THE WAY CITIZEN Quote: AJAwesome
I CAN ENJOY BOTH PLUS MINI SKIRTS HAVE TACTICAL ADVANTAGES |
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#66 Posted: 05:27:00 10/03/2015
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You admitted it! Caught on camera! And yes, the sexiest possible piece of clothing is for a tactical advantage.
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#67 Posted: 05:28:13 10/03/2015
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I'm not ignored! |
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#68 Posted: 05:28:43 10/03/2015
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Your camera was bugged and... WAIT DID YOU FILM THE WHOLE THING. AND YES DISTRACTIONS AND AERODYNAMICS! |
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#69 Posted: 05:29:47 10/03/2015
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YEAH I DID. AND NO ITS NOT. AND ALSO NO ITS NOT.
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#70 Posted: 05:31:32 10/03/2015
Lol 69th post!^ xD
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#71 Posted: 05:32:15 10/03/2015
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HEY NO GIVE ME THAT YOURE JUST GONNA PUT IT ON THE INTERNET ARENT YOU!? I WAS HONEYPOTTING YOU AND YOU HONEYDICKED ME IN RETURN THATS NOT FAIR YOU CANT COUNTER THAT |
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#72 Posted: 05:33:20 10/03/2015
I'm ignored.
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#73 Posted: 05:34:11 10/03/2015
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#74 Posted: 05:35:19 10/03/2015
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Nah, I'm keeping this! And it will probably somehow make it's way on to the internet.
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#75 Posted: 05:36:33 10/03/2015
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#76 Posted: 05:37:59 10/03/2015
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That is my raunchy sex tape, it's property of the MI6 now, please hand it over. Maybe I can... sweeten the deal for you?~ |
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#77 Posted: 05:39:48 10/03/2015
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I'm listening...
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#78 Posted: 05:41:35 10/03/2015
Quote: AJAwesome
You get me, in all my spy sexiness, if I can keep your money and the sex tape. |
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#79 Posted: 05:43:13 10/03/2015
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what do you mean by "getting" you?
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#80 Posted: 05:44:03 10/03/2015
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Whatever you want it to mean, big boy~ |
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#81 Posted: 05:45:09 10/03/2015
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How can I trust you? You ARE a SPY.
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#82 Posted: 05:47:22 10/03/2015
Quote: AJAwesome
Because I'm sexy and you want my body and the "getting" is in sexual terms so you are receiving some amount of pleasure for some amount of time if I get my stuff. |
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#83 Posted: 05:51:11 10/03/2015
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"Some amount of time" **** the jews were right about negotiating!
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#84 Posted: 05:52:39 10/03/2015
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It's your chosen amount of time as previously stated. But hurry up we other have to do the do or fight and I gotta get on an extraction plane by 0600. |
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#85 Posted: 05:55:59 10/03/2015
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Fine, but only IF you get someone to fix my car AND we "do" weekly.
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#86 Posted: 05:57:50 10/03/2015
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WHY DID I LET YOU SET THE TERMS DAMMIT I DONT KNOW A GOOD MECHANIC I'm down with weekly though. |
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#87 Posted: 05:59:00 10/03/2015
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WELL YOU GOT A **** TON OF MY MONEY. OR YOU WON'T HAVE TO IF YOU CAN GET SOMEONE TO JOIN.
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#88 Posted: 06:00:16 10/03/2015
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Oh yeah... I'll just buy you a new car then. WAIT WEEKLY FOR HOW LONG??? |
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#89 Posted: 06:01:32 10/03/2015
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However long we last.
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#90 Posted: 06:03:36 10/03/2015
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WHAT THATS NO FAIR YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY YOU PROBABLY HAVE A CURE FOR DEATH OR SOME **** IM BUYING YOU A ****TY CAR THEN |
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#91 Posted: 06:05:37 10/03/2015
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I DON'T WANT A ****TY CAR. JUST GET SOMEONE ELSE TO JOIN.
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#92 Posted: 06:06:30 10/03/2015
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NO I CANT I'LL GET JEALOUS |
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#93 Posted: 06:07:58 10/03/2015
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Oooooo, you're a jealous type! Intersting...
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#94 Posted: 06:08:04 10/03/2015
get a room you 2
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#95 Posted: 06:09:13 10/03/2015
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AND YOURE THE EVIL RICH GUY TYPE Quote: whirlwind fan
WE'RE WORKING ON THAT |
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#96 Posted: 06:10:15 10/03/2015
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WHO SAID I WAS EVIL?!!
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#97 Posted: 06:12:48 10/03/2015
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pls work fast GB/PM is necessary. |
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#98 Posted: 06:13:33 10/03/2015
Quote: AJAwesome
MI6 THATS WHY IM HERE TO SEDUCE THEN KILL YOU BUT NOW WE HIT A BUMP BECAUSE YOU ARE GIVING ME MY SEX TAPE FOR A LIFETIME'S WORTH OF NASTY PLUS YOU FILMED THAT BEHIND MY BACK SO ITS EVIL ANYWAYS |
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#99 Posted: 06:14:32 10/03/2015
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Guestbooks and PMs are for losers.
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#100 Posted: 06:14:42 10/03/2015
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FINE, FINE. FIND OUT HOW IT ENDS IN THE NEXT EPISODE, KIDS GB btw |
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