darkSpyro

I've lost 2 computers due to viruses and cookies.

This was me back then:



Anyone else get any terrible viruses? I've gotten a ****load of them a while ago.

I am the virus destroying my computer

Slender? Wow. Oh Lawd, I have that on my school laptop.

AIDS.

its really simple, avoiding viruses.

your worst enemies are the most tantalizing ones. Like innappropiate sites and downloads.

A virus? Just throw some coloured pills at it and the virus should poof away, giving me points.

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A virus? Just throw some coloured pills at it and the virus should poof away, giving me points.

This made lawl on the inside. Because if I did it out loud, I would get in trouble for being up this late on my iPad.

i've never really gotten anything major on my current computer

I also got a zillion viruses for downloading Slender

Downloading GIMP killed my dads super expensive computer

and I didn't even get in trouble

swag

Did anyone try giving their computer soup after the doctor gave it scan medicine?

i got cih on my last computer :((((((((((((((

I got a few small viruses on my ASUS laptop.
My mom had to fix everything..
I've learned to not download Minecraft mods.

I've had a few viruses before, I think most of them were due to my mum downloading things. I have a natural knack with computers so I've always been able to get rid of them after spending an hour or two googling things.

Our computer, after not having the administrator's password so we could allow for some scanning and fixing for over 4 years, when we scanned it, there were like, 1000 viruses.

When I looked up Percy Jackson photos and I was sent over to an infested website called <censor link>.....

Here's a joke:

What human virus is similar to a computer virus?

Quote: Rickorio

Here's a joke:

What human virus is similar to a computer virus?

Apocolypse Virus!

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Quote: Rickorio

Here's a joke:

What human virus is similar to a computer virus?

Apocolypse Virus!

Errr wrong!

Nevermind...


Computer Viruses suck most

I'm not sure but my gimp crashes my computer so I tend to not use it. Anyway photoshop is better in my opinion.

yeah ive gotten quite a few viruses in the past, only takes me a couple of minutes to remove them tho unless i'm purposefully putting viruses on windows 98
thotbhimprettysuremostofyouhaveatleastoneformofadwarecurrently

Maybe you should share some of those cookies

I want to create a virus that doesn't damage the computer itself, but destroys all anti-virus software and prevents any more from being installed. Also prevents things like system restoring. Then, there would be no protection from other viruses, and the computer will die a slow, painful death as other viruses take over.

~iPad Master Race~

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I want to create a virus that doesn't damage the computer itself, but destroys all anti-virus software and prevents any more from being installed. Also prevents things like system restoring. Then, there would be no protection from other viruses, and the computer will die a slow, painful death as other viruses take over.

Calm down there, Satan.

I've never gotten any viruses.

Quote: Rickorio

Quote: NINJAsk11

Quote: Rickorio

Here's a joke:

What human virus is similar to a computer virus?

Apocolypse Virus!

Errr wrong!

swine flu?
(You get it from installing angry birds on your computer)

Let's see...

My mom's original computer was a virus nest. The most important one was the Sircam virus, which we had to remove by deleting the affected keys in the registry.

My dad's computer got hacked and was deleted a great part of the System's components. We had to get a Windows 7 disc and install it again. Considering the system was half broken, we had to configure so the disc was read before the system.

My computer has only ever got some annoying adware, but nothing really important. The combination of avast Antivirus, Malwarebytes Anti-Malware and CCleaner does a pretty good job to prevent most viruses.

[youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3FP2cNSxyw[/youtube]
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I want to create a virus that doesn't damage the computer itself, but destroys all anti-virus software and prevents any more from being installed. Also prevents things like system restoring. Then, there would be no protection from other viruses, and the computer will die a slow, painful death as other viruses take over.

Look to the older eras of computer viruses. I'm sure you'll actually find something like that. Actually, I'm sure you'll find something like this nowadays too.

Old viruses are cool, and so many of them are actually creative. Nowadays, It's mostly about the moneyz (lots of adware) and shtuff.

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Quote: Metallo

I want to create a virus that doesn't damage the computer itself, but destroys all anti-virus software and prevents any more from being installed. Also prevents things like system restoring. Then, there would be no protection from other viruses, and the computer will die a slow, painful death as other viruses take over.

Look to the older eras of computer viruses. I'm sure you'll actually find something like that. Actually, I'm sure you'll find something like this nowadays too.

Old viruses are cool, and so many of them are actually creative. Nowadays, It's mostly about the moneyz (lots of adware) and shtuff.

My favorite old virus is the Creeper. What it did is put random text files in your documents saying "I'm a little Creeper! Catch me if you can!"

The only way to delete it is to delete all the text files.

Well I have a lot of firewalls up and blocked pop-ups, so I'm okay other than the fact that goddang Nortan Security Scan interrupts my games all the time.

But my sister's computer is slowly and painfully dying off. She tried to get Minecraft for free and she did it do many times it seriously messed it up. Now our dad bought the both of us Minecraft, but her computer is so slow and glitchy she can barely play.

I've heard of the Abraxas Virus, it looks really freaky.

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Quote: Metallo

I want to create a virus that doesn't damage the computer itself, but destroys all anti-virus software and prevents any more from being installed. Also prevents things like system restoring. Then, there would be no protection from other viruses, and the computer will die a slow, painful death as other viruses take over.

Look to the older eras of computer viruses. I'm sure you'll actually find something like that. Actually, I'm sure you'll find something like this nowadays too.

Old viruses are cool, and so many of them are actually creative. Nowadays, It's mostly about the moneyz (lots of adware) and shtuff.

My favorite old virus is the Creeper. What it did is put random text files in your documents saying "I'm a little Creeper! Catch me if you can!"

The only way to delete it is to delete all the text files.

That's... actually kinda cute.


My grandparents got a virus where it turned on their built-in webcam, and was claiming that they were illegally browsing porn. It was claiming that they would be fined $50,000 or something like that.

It was all because of my grandmother, who constantly surfs the web to play games.

I had this virus scanner on my old computer and one time it showed it had over 2,000 viruses. I don't know how accurate the scanner was but that computer was awful. It froze every time I played a YouTube video and wouldn't let me pause until it was over, it lagged all the time, and I couldn't download or run pretty much anything on it.

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I had this virus scanner on my old computer and one time it showed it had over 2,000 viruses. I don't know how accurate the scanner was but that computer was awful. It froze every time I played a YouTube video and wouldn't let me pause until it was over, it lagged all the time, and I couldn't download or run pretty much anything on it.

R.I.P: Yoiur computer

As a computer user, one has to fight with these malicious infections on daily basis. It is important for each and every user to install protection gear in their digital devices. Using strong protection software such as antivirus, firewall, anti malware can protect from virus/malware infection in online as well as offline network. Get some strong and trusted protection tools like Norton, Immunet, Kaspersky, Bitdefender, Avast, Avira etc for your computer. Perform system scan on regular basis and keep your antivirus updated. This will solve malicious infection issue easily.

Quote: DanPetrovic

As a computer user, one has to fight with these malicious infections on daily basis. It is important for each and every user to install protection gear in their digital devices. Using strong protection software such as antivirus, firewall, anti malware can protect from virus/malware infection in online as well as offline network. Get some strong and trusted protection tools like Norton, Immunet, Kaspersky, Bitdefender, Avast, Avira etc for your computer. Perform system scan on regular basis and keep your antivirus updated. This will solve malicious infection issue easily.

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Quote: DanPetrovic

As a computer user, one has to fight with these malicious infections on daily basis. It is important for each and every user to install protection gear in their digital devices. Using strong protection software such as antivirus, firewall, anti malware can protect from virus/malware infection in online as well as offline network. Get some strong and trusted protection tools like Norton, Immunet, Kaspersky, Bitdefender, Avast, Avira etc for your computer. Perform system scan on regular basis and keep your antivirus updated. This will solve malicious infection issue easily.

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Quote: Metallo

I want to create a virus that doesn't damage the computer itself, but destroys all anti-virus software and prevents any more from being installed. Also prevents things like system restoring. Then, there would be no protection from other viruses, and the computer will die a slow, painful death as other viruses take over.

Look to the older eras of computer viruses. I'm sure you'll actually find something like that. Actually, I'm sure you'll find something like this nowadays too.

Old viruses are cool, and so many of them are actually creative. Nowadays, It's mostly about the moneyz (lots of adware) and shtuff.

My favorite old virus is the Creeper. What it did is put random text files in your documents saying "I'm a little Creeper! Catch me if you can!"

The only way to delete it is to delete all the text files.

http://www.youtube.com/user/danooct1 this guy right here has a lot videos of old viruses

Quote: Metallo

I want to create a virus that doesn't damage the computer itself, but destroys all anti-virus software and prevents any more from being installed. Also prevents things like system restoring. Then, there would be no protection from other viruses, and the computer will die a slow, painful death as other viruses take over.

That doesn't stop anyone from reinstalling Windows all over again.

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Quote: Metallo

I want to create a virus that doesn't damage the computer itself, but destroys all anti-virus software and prevents any more from being installed. Also prevents things like system restoring. Then, there would be no protection from other viruses, and the computer will die a slow, painful death as other viruses take over.

That doesn't stop anyone from reinstalling Windows all over again.

AND THEN I GIVE THEM THE VIRUS AGAIN

Quote: Metallo

I want to create a virus that doesn't damage the computer itself, but destroys all anti-virus software and prevents any more from being installed. Also prevents things like system restoring. Then, there would be no protection from other viruses, and the computer will die a slow, painful death as other viruses take over.

My solution:

-Get a boot-loading antivirus CD
-Load the antivirus instead of the operating system
-Remove the virus
-Don't allow downloads from the internet