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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#51 Posted: 03:44:56 25/09/2012
Here we goes...

smilie:Yo Gill!
smilie:What Spyro?
smilie:Heard of all the new guys coming?
smilie:wait, what?
smilie:here they come!
(da new normals walk in)
smilie:Wazzp peeps?
smiliesmilieh my... Hey there...
smilie:Check it out! New guys!
smilie:HOLY
smilie: Hey guys how's it...
(sees sprocket)
smilie:Yeahz, I'm female...

2 hours later...

smilie smilie smilie *crying* R-R-REJECTION!
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#52 Posted: 03:53:49 25/09/2012
[User Posted Image] da lol
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#53 Posted: 04:00:36 25/09/2012
Something I'm working on...

Skylanders: SKYLECTIONS!

smilie:Yo Gill! Who you voting for this skylection?
smilie:I'm voting Boomer! He will bring us PONIES!
smilie:Nonono. Boomer is known for exporting Legendaries! Reason you don't have legendary? BOOMER. I'm voting ghost roaster. He'll give more money to the sidekick project and bring the giants home!
(Ignitor walks in)
smilie:Hey! I got a legendary!
smilie smilie:BOOMER!
(sprocket walks in)
smilie:Hey! You voting for Heroic 32?
smilie: (Points at tv) NO!!! LOOK AT THE LIES! LOOOOOK!

Tv:
So, heroic 32 is supposed to keep important funds safe from Powerticians?
Let's see who they are.
Prism Break
Double Trouble
Thumpback
Pop Fizz
Chop Chop
But who supports it?
Prism Break
Double Trouble
Thumpback
Pop Fizz
Chop Chop.
That's right. Heroic 32 will allow Powerticians to cut their own taxes, while we pay the price. Vote NO on heroic 32.

smilie:See? LIES!
smiliesmilieh.**
smilie:But Hey... Heroic 16!

To be continued...
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#54 Posted: 04:05:27 25/09/2012
Oh gawd.
POLITICS EVERYWHERE
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"No, John. It is pretty weird that ghosts have to pee."
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#55 Posted: 13:24:01 25/09/2012
Tv:
Over the years, Powerticians have cut funds from the sidekick project. And this year, they say if they don't get some dough, they'll cut a whopping 25 million gold pieces from funding. But what will Heroic 16 do? It will give new gold pieces to sidekick projects and training schools that Powerticians can't touch. So vote heroic 16!

smiliesmilieh god. Here comes that ad Ninjini made against my re-election as magic leader.

Tv:
Upgrades. Why are you paying more at the store? The problem? Spyro. SPYRO closed off the lava lakes railways, and gave over 10 million of OUR tax treasure to the legendary project, which disappointed. Who do you want to run YOUR magic element? The reason you pay more at persephone's store? Or a new candidate with a new spin on things? Vote Ninjini 2012.

smiliesmilieuch.
smilie:I know, right?
smilie:Let's go get some fresh air guys.

More coming soon.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#56 Posted: 14:19:04 25/09/2012
(Prism Break and Bash are fighting in the lounge with a bunch of Skylanders around them)
smilie: I'm charging meh laser!
(Bash hits PB with his tail, sending him into the wall)
smilie: I win!
smilie: Oh, look at my bashy! So strong!
(All except for smilie smilie and smilie leave)
smilie: K.O! Bash wins!
smilie: She just........ broke my heart.
smilie: HA! That's funny! Prism Break's heart broke!
(Cynder drop kicks Spyro out the window)
smilie: Maybe next time PB.
(Cynder walks away leaving PB all alone)
smilie: (sniffle) I guess I can see if that rock in the ruins wants to date me.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#57 Posted: 14:22:40 25/09/2012
^

Lolz.


MOAR SKYLECTIONS

Meanwhile at Wrecking Ball's house...
smilie: Hey guys!
smilie:Hey! My ad should be playing.... NOW.
**
Tv:
**Stealth Elf:**"I do the laundry. I pay the bills. I make sure my kids are fed and rested and healthy."
Voiceover:**"Moms like Stealth Elf would be stretched even more under Ninjini. To fund her tax cuts for millionaires Ninjini could take away middle class deductions for **sidecare, lair mortgages and college tuition."

Stealth Elf:**"Ninjini—she's so focused on big business and tax cuts for the wealthy. It seems like her answers to middle class Skylands are just: 'Tough Luck.'"
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#58 Posted: 21:32:05 25/09/2012
We need more. NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
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#59 Posted: 23:28:09 25/09/2012
SKYALNDERS. POLITICS. THE BEST COMBINATION EVAR.
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"No, John. It is pretty weird that ghosts have to pee."
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#60 Posted: 01:50:48 26/09/2012
smilie:That's how you win em' over.

(Fright Rider runs in, panicked)
smilie:GUYS! Chop Chop's in trouble! Ghost Roaster created what could be the worst idea ever... CHOPCHOPVILE!
smiliesmiliea Flash?
smilie:Yeah, Wha?
smilie:Go to GR's website.
(Spyro and Wrecking Ball discover the Internet.)
smilie:*sniffle* I-I did'nt know the fans hated me so much... *sniffle*
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#61 Posted: 03:10:43 26/09/2012
Skylanders, Politics, Internet, Oh My!
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"No, John. It is pretty weird that ghosts have to pee."
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#62 Posted: 03:19:18 27/09/2012
More...

smilie:WB! We need to find... I just clicked the link....
3 hours of wtfery later...

smilie:WHAT WAS THAT?
smilie:Mommy....Mommy...
smilie:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!**
smilie:We gotta go help smilie....
weebbby Emerald Sparx Gems: 4220
#63 Posted: 22:04:42 27/09/2012
Quote: awesomerockets
(Eruptor and Trigger Happy walk into Wal-Mart)
smilie: Here are the oven mitts i've been wanting!
(They walk up to checkout)
smilie: I'd like these oven mitts please!
Checkout Guy: That'll be $25.00 please.
(smilie digs in pocket and takes out $20)
smilie: Oh no! I only have $20!
smilie: Don't worry, I got it!
( smilie holds up gun and shoots coin in the guys face, knocking him over)
smilie:.......
smilie:.........
smilie: I think you killed him......
( Ghost Roaster walks up)
smilie: Don't worry! I'll take him to the underworld!


I Lol ed at all the ones like this. I want even more!
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#64 Posted: 23:13:18 27/09/2012
(All the Skylanders are sitting in the ruins at 7:00 PM for a talent show)
Eon: Ok, now for our first act, Hex singing, uh, I'm Hexy and I Know it?(walks off stage)
(Hex walks out)
(A creepy beat starts playing)
smilie I'm Hexy and I know it! Dude, look at these skulls! Dude look at these skulls! Dude, look at these skulls! I see dead people!
Everyone: D:
smilie When I walk in the underworld all I see, is all the skeletons looking back at me! I got a passion for my orbs and I'm not afraid to show it! Show it! Show it! I'm Hexy and I know it!
(Music ends)
smilie Thank you everyone!
smilie Oh my gawd!
Eon: Okay, next up is Sonic Boom singing We Are Family!
(smilie walks on stage with 5 babies)
smilie We are family! I got all my baby griffins with me!
(smilie screeches and breaks her mic then walks off stage)
Eon: Next up is Fright Rider with his ventriloquist act!
(smilie walks on stage while still riding Fright)
smilie Hey Fright, how ya doin!
smilie Kaaaaaaaaaw!
smilie Okay, want to drink some milk?
(nods)
smilie Okay! Here goes!
(Takes out milk and pours it in Frights mouth)
smilie But, doesn't that mean...
(All the milk falls through Frights stomach)
smilie...........................
smilie Kaaaaaaaaaaw!
smilie Thank you everybody!
(Walks off stage)
smilie What the?
Eon: Next is Chop Chop with some stand-up comedy!
(smilie walks on stage)
smilie What do you call a fat Skylander?
All:.................
smilie Zook!
(Everybody starts laughing)
smilie I knew I only should have had one donut this morning!
(Starts to cry)
smilie I'm gonna go have another one!
(Leaves)
smilie Who's old, smelly, and covered in hair?
All:..................
smilie Lightning Rod!
(Everybody starts laughing)
smilie smilie
(Covers his armpits)
smilie Thank you! Thank you! Now what's the deal with airplane food?
(Walks off stage as everybody laughs)
Eon: Uuh, now here's Slam Bam who's gonna make an ice sculpture for us!
(smilie walks on stage)
smilie Here goes!
(Uses his secondary move and an ice sculpture appears on stage)
All:................
smilie Thank you!
(Walks off stage)
Eon: Ah, yeah. Now for a brief intermission!

TO BE CONTINUED.................................
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#65 Posted: 23:17:33 27/09/2012
Lol Hex was hilarious.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#66 Posted: 00:03:37 28/09/2012
MUST HAVE MOAR
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#67 Posted: 01:30:29 28/09/2012
(The talent show continues)
Eon: Okay, next up is Stump Smash, reading poetry!
(smilie walks on stage)
smilie Here is a poem I wrote myself.
smilie HERE we go.
smilie Shhhh!
smilie *clears throat* I was once a peaceful tree, with many tree-like dreams
smilie What the heck?
smilie With a tree family, with mouths to feed.
smilie Oh my gawd
smilie Even though none of us moved, we we all determined, to have our abilitys proved.
smilie Wat?
smilie But the day our roots were dug up by trolls, I said goodbye to my family, and my sisters delicious egg rolls.
smilie Look who's fat now.
smilie Know I is up with meh Skylanders, excuse by bad grammer, but I can beat trolls, and tell them to drop the hammer.
(smilie walks off stage)
Eon: Now up next is Shroomboom................ rapping?
(smilie walks out in a sideways cap that says "MC Spore" on the top, sunglasses and a gold chain necklace)
smilie Check out who up in the place it's MC spore, so you better watch out cause I'm a Lightcore, I see yo satisfied so stand up for more, while I spit out rhymes along with a beat or four!
All: D:
smilie Oh my gawd
smilie You can jump up outta yo seats, nod yo head if you like, while I spit some Shroomboom epicness into da mic!
(Tree Rex reaches into the stage and grabs smilie and throws him into the ocean)
smilie Ug, glad that's over! Well I might as well do my act.
(He picks up a rock and throws it into the ocean, hitting smilie who was swimming to shore)
smilie Ta da!
All:.............................
smilie Oh my gawd
smilie Haters gonna hate!
(Walks away)
Eon: Okay, now for our NEXT intermission!

TO BE CONTINUED...................................
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azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3172
#68 Posted: 09:49:53 28/09/2012
/\ Awesome sauce.We need more
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Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401
#69 Posted: 10:01:37 28/09/2012
Have you seen HEADDESK?

[User Posted Image]

Now just imagine Sprocket Headwrench. It will give something or other some mythical new meaning! smilie

*chirp*
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#70 Posted: 02:36:37 30/09/2012
(The talent show continues)
Eon: Our next act is Eye-Brawl, having a staring contest with Flameslinger!
(They walk on stage and sit across from each other and starts)
smilie O_O
smilie -_-
smilie What da sheep?
smilie Oh my gawd
smilie O_O
smilie-_-

(Two hours later)

smilie O_O
smilie -_-
smilie BOOOOOOOOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE! smilie
(Throws dynamite and they fly into the ocean)
Eon: For our next act, Ghost Roaster telling a ghost story!
(GhoRo walks on stage)
smilie Once upon a time, there were three little piggies!
smilie Say whaaaaaa?
smilie There was also a big bad wolf!
smilie Oh my gawd

(Two Hours Later)
smilie THEN the piggy ate the banana and sat on his alarm clock, giving it discomfort, the end!
Eon: Next is Flashwing showing how pretty she is.
(Flashwing walks on stage)
smilie I am beautiful!
(She strikes multiple poses)
smilie Oh my gawd!
smilie Oh my ga.... hey wait!
smilie Look at how my wings sparkle!
(Bash walks on stage)
smilie Ahh what are you doing?
smilie Awwwww! They look so cute together!
smilie Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
smilie :D Ok!
(Bash kisses Flashwing)
smilie..........................
smilie Flaswing, will you be my girlfriend?
smilie............................
(She blasts him in the face with a crystal and sends him flying into the ocean)
smilie >:( Hey! I wanted to see a satisfying kiss!
(Throws Spyro and Cynder on stage)
smilie Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! kiss!
(Spyro and Cynder kiss)
smilie HOORAY! SATISFACTION!
Cynder: Ow! You burnt my tongue!
Eon: GET OFF DA STAGE WITH YO LITTLE SELVES!
(They get off the stage)
Eon: Ok, the winner of the talent show is......... Hex!
smilie OOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOO!
All: D:
smilie OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
All: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh
smilie It true! I really am hexy!
(Hex kisses Eon)
Eon: :O
smilie :)
Eon: :O
smilie :D
Eon: >:(
(Eon kicks Hex in the stomach)
Eon: Oh yeah, who's bad!
(Eon runs away with the trophy)
smilie Nobody got the hint that I wanted to kiss somebody.....
(Chill smiles at Trigger Happy)
smilie Not from you, from her!
(Points to Sprocket and runs up to her)
smilie KISS ME SPROCKET!
smilie Ok!
(Sprocket kisses her wrench)
smilie Here you go
(Sprocket beats up Trigger Happy with her wrench)
smilie Awww. I fail!
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#71 Posted: 02:50:55 30/09/2012
^
GREAT SHOW


MOAR SKYLECTIONS

smilie:But here's the ad for slam bam...

Tv:
Slam Bam was behind the Weapon master scandal. He was the one who triggered the bill rise. He causes problems, you get the bill. I'm zap, and I approve this message.

smilie:My vote's for zap!
smilie:Yeah, mine too!
smilie:this "ChopChopVille" Is messed up!
smilie:Let's go straight to Ghost Roaster and fix this mess!
smilie:GILL! Do you REALLY hate your life that badly? SNAP OUT OF IT!
(Spyro Slaps Gill Grunt)
smilie:Yeah, he's got knights, archers, and tons of enemies that will attack us!
smilie:Well, if we can make more money than Angry Birds, then we can stop CHOPCHOPVILLE!
(Shroomboom walks in)
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Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401
#72 Posted: 05:17:19 05/10/2012
TAH FETTHURY BEAHRD OF ULTEMETE DESCHRUCZONZ!!!1!
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#73 Posted: 13:10:08 05/10/2012
It looks like Jet-Vac is practicing his Sonic Rainboom. Lol.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#74 Posted: 14:28:12 05/10/2012
MOAR

smilie:What up landers?
smilie: Gill's gonna throw his life away!
smilie:NO! We're gonna go comfront Ghost Roaster!
smilie:WHAT? GILL GRUNT! YOU'RE SCREWED!
smilie:Gill, are you REALLY going to waste your life like that?
smilie:YES! And you're ALL coming with me!
smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie: WHAT?
smilie:That's right! We're gonna stop smilie!
Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401
#75 Posted: 14:30:36 05/10/2012
smilie: *plays dramatic organ* MUAH, HA, HAH. I've been waiting for you, Pit!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#76 Posted: 13:52:54 06/10/2012
smilie:Well I want to grab some stuff from Zook first...
smilie:Good Idea!
smilie:we should have a giant!
smilie:SOMETHING THAT ISN'T POLITICS! (Points to tv)

Tv:
Leg-Legendary Jet-Vac! *quack quack quack!* He's a TRU exclusive! *quack quack quack!*

smilie:Let's get Hot Head and Zook and get Going.
Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401
#77 Posted: 14:08:19 06/10/2012
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#78 Posted: 14:35:23 06/10/2012
im laughing out of control
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#79 Posted: 03:28:49 07/10/2012
omi, "I'm box."
best character eva.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#80 Posted: 14:30:24 09/10/2012
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Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401
#81 Posted: 14:18:05 11/10/2012
One time I was playing Universe without my figures, they were in the next room over.
I wanted them, but... Instead of thinking "Grab all the Skylanders!" I thought...
"Grab all the memes!"
Oh man. Almost as funny as that one time I asked to use le computer instead of the computer. Eye-Brawl's brain may be full of Skylander, but mine is full of meme. smilie
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#82 Posted: 14:33:34 11/10/2012
MOAR


At Zook's house...

smiliesmiliea Zook loves his drama, man!
(Spyro walks in)
smilie:um.... We need your help....man?
smilie:WHY DIDN'T YA SAY SO?
smilie:WAIT, WHAT?
Tv:
Voiceover: Kaos. Glumshanks. Criminals. Kings of Greed. But who towered over them?
smilie:It's Me, Jetty Momo!
VoiceOver: Ninjini knows it's not Bob street to worry about, it's RUS Street.
smilie:I'm planning on cutting funds to SBS....
smilie:I like Jetty Momo!
VoiceOver: I'm planning on cutting funds to SBS...
That means jetty Momo.

smilie:Yeah, it's a work in progress.
smiliesmilieAT'S ****ED UP, MAN!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#83 Posted: 01:04:59 17/10/2012
[User Posted Image]


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frightrider64 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1744
#84 Posted: 16:36:29 19/10/2012
meeting:

smilie so here are noobies coming soon whats your thoughts
smilie i think some characters are under developed
smilie why are there so many variants
smilie well unfortionetly there here
smilie hey guys
smilie oh no
smilie well its good to be here
smilie this what im talking about
smilie what are you saying
smilie your under developed
spocket uses mini-tank] pew pew pew
smilie well never mind
smilie oh no
smilie well this company going down in the marketing anyway
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#85 Posted: 21:11:51 20/10/2012
Quote: ZapNorris
MOAR


At Zook's house...

smiliesmiliea Zook loves his drama, man!
(Spyro walks in)
smilie:um.... We need your help....man?
smilie:WHY DIDN'T YA SAY SO?
smilie:WAIT, WHAT?
Tv:
Voiceover: Kaos. Glumshanks. Criminals. Kings of Greed. But who towered over them?
smilie:It's Me, Jetty Momo!
VoiceOver: Ninjini knows it's not Bob street to worry about, it's RUS Street.
smilie:I'm planning on cutting funds to SBS....
smilie:I like Jetty Momo!
VoiceOver: I'm planning on cutting funds to SBS...
That means jetty Momo.

smilie:Yeah, it's a work in progress.
smiliesmilieAT'S ****ED UP, MAN!



MAKE MOAR
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#86 Posted: 23:45:27 20/10/2012
smilie - Hey, Master Eon, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Eon - No, I don't believe so. Where?
smilie - Cartoon Network, see!
http://images.wikia.com/thereg...s/f/fd/Gbf.jpeg
Eon - ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! THIS IS LAWSUIT TIME! smilie
smilie - Don't you have all magical powers? Why not threaten them? And you don't even have arms to open a suitcase! smilie
Eon - I am just epic like that...
http://i.imgur.com/6feXh.jpg

(Thanks to the all powerful Kappatar creator for the pic!)
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#87 Posted: 14:44:07 06/11/2012
MOAR

smilie:IT'S COLD!
smilie:Should have bought a sweater man.....
smilie:So, who knows who's winning in the polls?
smilie: (pulls out phone) Well, in the life, Camo has 110 while Tree Rex has 189!
smilie: Tech?
smilie: Triggs has 67 and Bouncer has 100
(Terrafin pops out of nowhere)
smilie:Hi!
smilie: in earth, crusher has 160 and granite crusher has 190
smilie:Water?
smilie: Chill's leading by a landslide!
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#88 Posted: 22:42:03 06/11/2012
in that one similarities video

The first dark spyro similarity is kind've a DUH factor, Especially when that's what they meant to do. lul
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#89 Posted: 02:34:02 27/11/2012
[User Posted Image]

For MLP fans
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#90 Posted: 18:19:58 20/12/2012
these jokes suck there is only one true joke!

chick norris
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#91 Posted: 15:09:35 22/12/2012
My own:
(Ninjini, Flashwing, Spyro, and Eruptor are sitting on top of a mountain)

smilie: Wow, it sure is cold up here.
smilie: Yeah, Eruptor could you barf on us too heat us up?
smilie: Umm.... But guys, it will hurt.
smilie: *shouting* GIVE IT TOO ME, NOW!!!!
*spyro walks in*
smilie: Ummmmm........
smilie: Its not what it looks like, we just want too be barfed on.
smilie: Uhhhhh..... Okay then. *Slowly walks away*
smilie: I bet this is eye brawls fault.
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try to have fun in the meantime☠
ItalianGamer97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1378
#92 Posted: 21:09:52 10/05/2013
Consider this bumping, but here's a thing I made:

(Ignitor and Dark Spyro are in Rumbletown)

smilie: (slashing away at enemies) Slash and burn bi-

(Dark Spyro throws a conveniently placed rock at Ignitor before he could complete his sentence)

smilie: (armor rings) OW! What was that for?!?

smilie: You were about to say a swear word!

smilie: So what?

smilie: Don't you realize little kids might be watching!?

smilie: Oh yeah. forgot about that. I guess I was a little excited there.

smilie: Alright. let's just move on and rescue that hermit.
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And to prevent confusion, I am in the U.S. and I am part Italian.
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 18:07:27 19/05/2013 by ItalianGamer97
ItalianGamer97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1378
#93 Posted: 21:18:11 10/05/2013
Quote: matthewgerber
I sometimes come across Skylanders things that I find funny. Use this topic to post your funny pictures, jokes, links, etc. too!

[User Posted Image]

“Skylanders of the cat element are stronger here”

http://instagr.am/p/MWTKEcGy-O/



Great. Now I need to get a cat element Skylander. (jk, guys, jk. kitty's cute though.)

P.s. consider this bumping as well.
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4343
#94 Posted: 21:49:10 29/05/2013
i got one like awsomerockets

initer and spyro are on the beach

spyro: do you like the beach
ininter: i want a hamburger
spyro: okay so you want a ham
ininter: i want a hamburger
spyro i know you want a ham
ininter: i want a hamburger
Flyyn: do you want to go to this area
spyro: no i want to
ininter: i want a hamburger
spyro: can't you say anything else
ininter: i want frys
spyro: AGGGGGGGGGGGG
flyyn: so that's a no
Spyro: GAHHHHHHHHH
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#95 Posted: 15:21:38 30/05/2013
Rainbow bash.....slimeflipper anyone?
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#96 Posted: 20:19:37 30/05/2013
Quote: ZapNorris
MOAR

smilie:IT'S COLD!
smilie:Should have bought a sweater man.....
smilie:So, who knows who's winning in the polls?
smilie: (pulls out phone) Well, in the life, Camo has 110 while Tree Rex has 189!
smilie: Tech?
smilie: Triggs has 67 and Bouncer has 100
(Terrafin pops out of nowhere)
smilie:Hi!
smilie: in earth, crusher has 160 and granite crusher has 190
smilie:Water?
smilie: Chill's leading by a landslide!



MOARR
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4343
#97 Posted: 20:34:15 06/06/2013
ok i will try another one
Flash Wing walks on the stage
Flash wing: ok today we will have a copition to see who can make the funniesest jokes
Everyone: smilie
Flash wing: first up is Ninginy
Ninginy: what do you call a person in a bottle ninginy. get it because i live in a bottle
only one person laughed
Spyro: thats a good one lol
ninginy: thank you thank you
Flash wing: ok next up is stump smash
Stump smash walks up
Stump smash: What do you call a tree with a face stump smash
nobody laughed
flash wing: now lets try something with out your name in it
Back stage sky landers: smilie
flash wing: ok lets try some more bash, zap, and zook come on stage
Bash: wow what a nice day
zap yeah it is
bash lets sit on lava smilie
zap ok
zook runs to them
zook: why are you in lava
Zap: because it feels good
Bash: it hurts
zook : then get off it
they bow
everyone starts laughing
Flash wing: last up is cinder
cinder comes on stage
cinder does a dance
spyro loled so hard
the others just did a chuckle
Flash wing: pulls out card and the winner is Bash, Zook, and Zap
Bash, Zook, and Zap smilie
flash wing gives each person who tried silver meadles and gives the winners a trophie
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Edited 3 times - Last edited at 18:51:06 08/06/2013 by Eevee88
ninjastarr Yellow Sparx Gems: 1759
#98 Posted: 18:30:18 07/06/2013
WHY DID I DO DIS? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY??
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smilie Lower the BOOM on you! smilie
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