darkSpyro

/\ That is funny!

I like yours Waaksian as well!

Thanks Malefor! I'l post part 2 today or tomorrow.

Malefor's day!

Well hello ~MALEFOR~
Shut up apple head!
Well your heads the size of my coffie table!
Your such a freak.
Your such a stinky cow.
GET OUT OF HERE OR A WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD ON MY TABLE!!!
Oh really you can't even throw a basketball
to prove you I will even throw it at your head
Oh Shut up malefor!!
STAY OUT OF MY DOH GYM!!
hahahahahaha
*kaos has no brain*
*malefor has no brain*
kaos whats wrong with you i'm going now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE *have a bad day*

I might post a other one latter that has kaos and malefor.

Nice whirlwind

This site has WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many Skylanders-only fans. Waaaaaaaaaaaay too many.

^ this, I agree with. What happened to CLASSIC!!!! I remember the old days when Hunter was a stripper. Always running around with hardly any clothes. Then they made him a gay ninja... and deleted him after a while.

I've got a many part comic. It's really long! I just felt really inspired by a TV programme one day and wrote it.

A SPYRO COMIC!


I wanna fly like a big dragon, I'm gonna to trick this game...
What the Convexity???
*whispers* GO AWAY! Your not in this game
Hey Spyro
hi!
D: *runs away*
buzz buzz buzzy buzzz (Shh your making too much noise)
What?

*boss invasion*

Blah blah blah SMALL Blah blah blah WEAK Blah blah blah blah blah blah LASER

Blah blah blah STUPID Blah blah blah IMBECILIC Blah blah blah blah blah blah GNORC SMASH!

Ineptune: Blah blah blah PUNY Blah blah blah SILLY Blah blah blah blah blah blah GOO ATTACK

*after crazed dialogue*

*Fire breath*
*dies*
*electricity breath/charge*
Ineptune: *dies*
*water breath*
*flees*
WOAH
cool... *drool*
buzzy buzzy buzz (that was funny)

*at night*

finally... peace and quiet, now I can hack this game...
BUZZ BUZZ (will you give me arms?)
no Sparx, I can't give you arms
BUZZ!!! (no fair!!)
sorry!
Buzzy buzzzzz buzzebuzzebuzz buzzzzzzz buzbuz (give me a bicycle and a butterfly buffet then I'll be quiet)
OK

That has many parts! Will post more

*later*

HAHA!!! I hacked this artificial reality!!!
BUZZ BUZZ! (where's my bike!?)
in the garage...
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZ BUZZ (and the buffet??)
lost in shipment
BBBBUUUUUZZZZZZZ! ( D: NOOOOOOO)
joking Sparx, its in the spider cave
BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ( D: WHY!!!)
fooled you again, its in the kitchen
buzz buzz BUZZ(few! )

*after Sparx finished his buffet*

*gets on his new bicycle*
*flies high into the sky*
BUZZEEEE (coolio!)
this feels like swimming!
Ineptune: Because you are!!!!!!!
what!!!! *wakes up*
BUZZY BUZZ BUZZ (Spyro, you took off and hit your head on a metal bar, jeez)
oh, how did i get in the lake then??
BUZZ DE BUZZEBUZZEBUZZ DE BUZZ (I tried to carry you but I dropped you and you rolled down the hill
oh

*random distant laughter*

WHAT WAS THAT!
BUZZ (i dunno, what was what?)
must have been a re-occurring dream memory thing... oh no...
???
raaaaah
Buzz?
Oops, wrong portal *vanishes*
Who was that??
Buzz buzz (dunno)

*when Spyro decides to retry*

*gets on bike* BUUUUUUUZZZ (wheeeee)
*flies upwards*
I'm back
woah!!!! *falls, startled by disembodied voice*
buzz?
great! I'm hearing voices now...
buzz?
*lands* this hack is breaking up the artificial worlds! I broke the 4th wall and now everything is shattering!

* / / *

I brought upon us, 4th dimensional distortion!!

Great warp fields start appearing and out come...

*continued list*

*Aftermath*

All the big guys from every single Spyro game all tore into that one reality and the fact that that there were two hunters talking and two Cynder's fighting over two other Spyros, and three sparx's arguing about dragonfly things, was tearing the land asunder. Everything was ripped and pieces of each different reality warped into a great big place with three large sectors of actuality rendering it as one.

WHAT HAVE I DONE!!
This isn't right! There are three of me!
Where did the core of light go?
/ WHAT'S THAT???
I'll tell you later

MY Spyro defeated an evil tyrant and defeated a Hydra ten times larger than him!
My Spyro rebuilt the world!!! What do you have to say to that!
i bet yours destroyed it as well! HA!
No he didn't...
i bet he did! Hehe!
HE DIDN'T!!! I did...
OH OH OH!!
At least I'm able to help Spyro! I have more than one element! You just have a puny version of my Shadow Element!
I'm surprised that YOU! destroyed the world, I would've though you were too weak!
I didn't do it alone! I got corrupted, freed Malefor's spirit, then accidentally lured Spyro to the Well of Souls where he freed Malefor's conscience, then Malefor rose again and controlled the Destroyer which destroyed the world!
So you were used!!! And, you said YOUR SPYRO! freed Malefor's conscience, so he helped destroy the world like I said!
He was pushed into the beam by Gaul!
Who's that? Someone imaginary I guess! Probably a weak flea in your imagination
*looks smug*
Whadda you smug for? There's nothing to be smug about, missy!!!
*carries on being smug*
Oooh!!!! *looks behind her and gulps*
You though i was imaginary! HUH!!! You'll soon be imagi--- *gets hit by fear*
Few, he nearly got... ME???
You know, I just realized I'm talking to myself.
Tell me about it...

*evil war*

I am the greatest here!
no I am!!!
you two are merely pawns compared to me...
I like your attitude...
I am the EPIC LORD OF EVI---- *gets killed by Fury*
Shut up fools, I am the most cunning and sinister of you all!
I AM KAOS!!!!!! AND I AM THE EVILEST OF ALL OF YOU!!! MINIONS!
HAHA!! These are weak! and you call yourself chaos...
It's Kaos, K - A - O - S. GET IT RIGHT!
your face looks like a peanut
YOU FORGET I AM THE MOST EVIL LORD OF EVILOCITY! I SHALL ----- *killed by fury, ice and evil undead minion*
I shall destroy you all...
I am KAOS!!! and I shall BEAT YOU AAAAAAALLLLL!
I shall find glee in shredding your worthless souls...
me and my new friend here shall destro---- *zapped by Sorcerer*
i shall rule, without weak setbacks, silly beast. Call yourself a sorceress...

MINIONS!!!!!!!! HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *minions and Hydra rise*
Your beasts are weak, I shall control none as I only need myself
I just need my Mecha-armor to beat you! *becomes Mecha-Red*
i need nothing but my own supremity.

Will post more tomorrow

Wow! Lots of cool stuff!

Cynder talks to cynder ~PART 3~

what a nice day!
ya i know right
piss of
bith^
shut up!!! would you
backstaber sheesh!
STOP FIGHTING!!
WHAT THE FUQ U WANT
ha he wants to be the king of everything AND everyone!
he probley just wants to toggle around like a pevert lol
SHUT UP will you...
this is getting crazy! LOL
YOUR THE BIGGEST BLACK BITH
YOUS ALL SUCK BITHS
I DON'T SUCK

HATERS GONNA HATE!!
GOD
YOU YOU... yOu
wtf is wrong
i'm best
lie
SHUT UP
OH NO

ahhahaha xD

CYNDER TALKS TO CYNDER ~PART 4~

I'm always the first one that has to start
WHO GIVES A POO ABOUT YOU I'M ALWAYS THE SECOND ONE!!
WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME I'M ALWAYS THE LAST ONE BITHS
YOUR A BLACK BITH
hey wtf you on about
F-U
I'm STILL THE BLOODY BEST LOL
Oh Yeah Your STILL the biggest Bith
it's nun of you bissness the pevert!
WHAT WHAT WHAT DID YOU SAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey i got names for all of you's
1. Stormy Night
2. BIGGEST BLACK BITH
3. PERVERT

AND YOUR THE QUEEN BITH
GOOD ONE BITH

*WHAT A BUNCH OF BITHS*

Whats up with
Spyro is that you
yes it is me what is it chronicler
I something to tell you
what is it?
(*the chronicler sings I`m bule *)