Forum

Poll

12 Years of Skylanders, Have You Played Any?
View Results
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > DarkSpyro Femboy Hooters: Grand Re-Opening!
Forum List Topic List
Page 1 of 2 | Last
1 2
DarkSpyro Femboy Hooters: Grand Re-Opening!
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#1 Posted: 23:42:16 12/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Hello! Welcome to DarkSpyro's very own Femboy Hooters! I'm HIHD, and I'll be your server, chef, manager and eye candy for tonight!


What will be your order? What kind of drink? What kind of food?


Please do not harass our server, physically or verbally in any way. He does take tips!!


Ugh, please don't result this in a gnorc. If it gets to far, just remove it and I'll go back to my dog house.
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:57:55 14/06/2020 by HeyitsHotDog
BroGuy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1079
#2 Posted: 23:51:44 12/06/2020
woop woop!
---
NoUb
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#3 Posted: 00:04:17 13/06/2020
Hey what's up
BroGuy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1079
#4 Posted: 00:09:05 13/06/2020
I'll start simple with a screwdriver
---
NoUb
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#5 Posted: 00:14:22 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: willspyro
Hey what's up


What'll be your order?

Quote: BroGuy
I'll start simple with a screwdriver



ONE SCREWDRIVER COMIN' RIIIIIGHT UP!!!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#6 Posted: 00:18:16 13/06/2020
Haven't been to hooters before what's good here
BroGuy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1079
#7 Posted: 00:18:21 13/06/2020
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: willspyro
Hey what's up


What'll be your order?

Quote: BroGuy
I'll start simple with a screwdriver



ONE SCREWDRIVER COMIN' RIIIIIGHT UP!!!


thank you! now I feel refreshed already, *wink*
---
NoUb
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#8 Posted: 00:25:12 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: willspyro
Haven't been to hooters before what's good here


We got some some hotdogs that fit nicely into warm, soft buns, chicken tenders (No chicken breasts tho, against our code), our signature "Slide it In there already" Hamburger Sliders, ranch dressing covered rack of ribs, boneless wings, boned wings, and hor famous dummy thicc Milkshakes!

Quote: BroGuy
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: willspyro
Hey what's up


What'll be your order?

Quote: BroGuy
I'll start simple with a screwdriver



ONE SCREWDRIVER COMIN' RIIIIIGHT UP!!!


thank you! now I feel refreshed already, *wink*



Anything else, sir?
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
BroGuy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1079
#9 Posted: 00:41:35 13/06/2020
I'm good for now, just gonna enjoy the show, already am :3
---
NoUb
derpyhooves Platinum Sparx Gems: 5698
#10 Posted: 00:44:38 13/06/2020
slams my application on the countertop

h hewwo
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#11 Posted: 00:52:55 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: derpyhooves
slams my application on the countertop

h hewwo


Hmmm, nice credentials! I'd say you're hired! Go into the back and put on your uniform!

Quote: Sesshomaru75
where is the restroom?



Right over there, by the bar! Everything okay? Ya haven't made an order yet!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#12 Posted: 01:15:51 13/06/2020
[User Posted Image]
Brand change, this is Femboy's Tacos now
---
Pokemon Shiny Hunter
Gastrodon Fangirl
Currently dating someone
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#13 Posted: 01:22:02 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: KrystalLBX
[User Posted Image]
Brand change, this is Femboy's Tacos now


No, its not. This will be a Femboys Hooters forever and always.
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#14 Posted: 02:06:30 13/06/2020
i would like to order an alcoholic beverage to go
---
(✿≧▽≦)>> ☆
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#15 Posted: 02:07:43 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Vespi
i would like to order an alcoholic beverage to go



Comin' riiiight up! Stay safe!


Side note, I love your avatar. Catra is amazing <3. Love the show!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#16 Posted: 02:09:14 13/06/2020
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Vespi
i would like to order an alcoholic beverage to go



Comin' riiiight up! Stay safe!


Side note, I love your avatar. Catra is amazing <3. Love the show!


haha yeah sure. whens the game on
yknow, hearthstone esports? you DO have hearhstone esports in this femboy hooters, right?

ty <3
---
(✿≧▽≦)>> ☆
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#17 Posted: 02:10:48 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Vespi
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Vespi
i would like to order an alcoholic beverage to go



Comin' riiiight up! Stay safe!


Side note, I love your avatar. Catra is amazing <3. Love the show!


haha yeah sure. whens the game on
yknow, hearthstone esports? you DO have hearhstone esports in this femboy hooters, right?

ty <3



Of course we do! We have multiple TVs catering a variety of tastes! Right at our bar! The third to last TV is showing the heathstone esports now!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18 Posted: 02:12:53 13/06/2020
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Vespi
Quote: HeyitsHotDog



Comin' riiiight up! Stay safe!


Side note, I love your avatar. Catra is amazing <3. Love the show!


haha yeah sure. whens the game on
yknow, hearthstone esports? you DO have hearhstone esports in this femboy hooters, right?

ty <3



Of course we do! We have multiple TVs catering a variety of tastes! Right at our bar! The third to last TV is showing the heathstone esports now!


awesome. i cant wait to watch people not respect human rights. i want a refund. cancel the hooters
---
(✿≧▽≦)>> ☆
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#19 Posted: 02:14:58 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Vespi
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Vespi


haha yeah sure. whens the game on
yknow, hearthstone esports? you DO have hearhstone esports in this femboy hooters, right?

ty <3



Of course we do! We have multiple TVs catering a variety of tastes! Right at our bar! The third to last TV is showing the heathstone esports now!


awesome. i cant wait to watch people not respect human rights. i want a refund. cancel the hooters



We can change the channel if you'd like! We can't cancel the hooters, but I'd gladly give you a refund!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#20 Posted: 02:23:10 13/06/2020
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Vespi
Quote: HeyitsHotDog



Of course we do! We have multiple TVs catering a variety of tastes! Right at our bar! The third to last TV is showing the heathstone esports now!


awesome. i cant wait to watch people not respect human rights. i want a refund. cancel the hooters



We can change the channel if you'd like! We can't cancel the hooters, but I'd gladly give you a refund!


PACK IT UP WE'RE CANCELLING HOOTERS IM MAKING THE TWITTER CALLOUT RIGHT NOW
---
(✿≧▽≦)>> ☆
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#21 Posted: 02:29:09 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Vespi
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Vespi


awesome. i cant wait to watch people not respect human rights. i want a refund. cancel the hooters



We can change the channel if you'd like! We can't cancel the hooters, but I'd gladly give you a refund!


PACK IT UP WE'RE CANCELLING HOOTERS IM MAKING THE TWITTER CALLOUT RIGHT NOW


OOOOOH GOD NOOOOO! THIS IS MY LIVELYHOOD!!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 14:10:19 13/06/2020 by HeyitsHotDog
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7072
#22 Posted: 02:39:07 13/06/2020
are you accepting applications
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#23 Posted: 02:56:53 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: darkwolf
are you accepting applications



Of course we are!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7072
#24 Posted: 03:19:33 13/06/2020
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: darkwolf
are you accepting applications



Of course we are!

hell yeah, I’ve always wanted to work at a bar. *fills out application*
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#25 Posted: 03:26:27 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: darkwolf
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: darkwolf
are you accepting applications



Of course we are!

hell yeah, I’ve always wanted to work at a bar. *fills out application*



You're hired! Go into the back and put on youe uniform!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2628
#26 Posted: 03:51:31 13/06/2020
this is the content I come back for
so long existentialism hello femboy hooters
---
now its time to get funky
BroGuy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1079
#27 Posted: 04:07:38 13/06/2020
tonight's a good night
---
NoUb
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7072
#28 Posted: 04:56:31 13/06/2020
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: darkwolf
Quote: HeyitsHotDog



Of course we are!

hell yeah, I’ve always wanted to work at a bar. *fills out application*



You're hired! Go into the back and put on youe uniform!

sure thing boss *leaves and comes back with uniform*
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#29 Posted: 14:09:49 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: BroGuy
tonight's a good night


Thank you sir! If you could provide a good, yelp preferred, that would be appreciated greatly!

Quote: darkwolf
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: darkwolf

hell yeah, I’ve always wanted to work at a bar. *fills out application*



You're hired! Go into the back and put on youe uniform!

sure thing boss *leaves and comes back with uniform*



Alright, lookin good! Make sure to be friendly, be cute, and be polite! Now go take orders and show'em what you got!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#30 Posted: 14:16:18 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Hoping everyone has enjoyed their visit so far!


Today's specials are Banana Cream Pie, beef sausage, and "chicken" thighs!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7178
#31 Posted: 19:08:56 13/06/2020
coke on ice
---
"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#32 Posted: 19:17:06 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Ezio
coke on ice



Heeeeere ya go! Coke on ice!


Enjoy~!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#33 Posted: 19:36:51 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Sesshomaru75
i thought that i should inform management that there is a corpse in the restroom, though i cannot identify who or what it belongs to



A CORPSE IN THE BATHROOM?


OH COO- Uh, I mean, oh gosh, I'd call the police, but given certain......circumstances, I can't. I'll just bring it into the back.


Since you were the one to run into it, would you like a free lunch?
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#34 Posted: 19:53:11 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Sesshomaru75
a free meal of wings sounds rather nice, just let me pick out this hooters uniform from between my teeth first



One order'a wings comin' RIIIIGHT UP!


Ya need a tooth pick of a sort to get it out?
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#35 Posted: 20:04:46 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Sesshomaru75
nah, i'll just use this here sickle to get it out



Careful for a work sickle! We use that on people who dine and dash!
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:52:26 13/06/2020 by HeyitsHotDog
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#36 Posted: 20:33:16 13/06/2020
I heard there was this... unfortunate... incident of a body found. I’m Storm Watson, private investigator, and if you’ve got the cash I can identify the corpse’s identity and track down the culprit, all without any police involvement.
---
"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#37 Posted: 20:34:15 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: StormDragon21
I heard there was this... unfortunate... incident of a body found. I’m Storm Watson, private investigator, and if you’ve got the cash I can identify the corpse’s identity and track down the culprit, all without any police involvement.



Nah, we're good. it's in the trash now
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 7072
#38 Posted: 22:11:28 13/06/2020
*takes trash out to the dumpster*

did somebody mention a corpse?
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12119
#39 Posted: 22:47:06 13/06/2020
*jcw sigh*
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#40 Posted: 22:52:19 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: darkwolf
*takes trash out to the dumpster*

did somebody mention a corpse?


PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!

Quote: Carmelita Fox
*jcw sigh*



We're teetering the line, huh?


I can close the topic, if need be
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3900
#41 Posted: 23:52:25 13/06/2020
*the corpse starts moving*

WAIT -- I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE!

i can tell there's a lot i'm not picking up on, but i want to contribute to this thread anyway
---
I AM ETERNAL! https://i.imgur.com/8H3ij0j.png (banner by skylandersfan60)
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#42 Posted: 23:54:02 13/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThunderEgg
*the corpse starts moving*

WAIT -- I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE!

i can tell there's a lot i'm not picking up on, but i want to contribute to this thread anyway



I was actually about close this topic until you came in, huh.
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#43 Posted: 00:57:30 14/06/2020 | Topic Creator
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!


Another Femboys Hooters has opened! Our friends ath DFBH2 were kind enough to help me out and make be able to reopen the original Femboys! I would like to give a big thanks to whomever reopened the topic! Let's get this topic to 2 pages!


Now, how many I take your order?
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 02:26:34 14/06/2020 by HeyitsHotDog
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5550
#44 Posted: 03:29:40 14/06/2020
You sure you don’t need a private investigator? I’ll also work for a free meal...
---
"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8226
#45 Posted: 03:37:49 14/06/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: StormDragon21
You sure you don’t need a private investigator? I’ll also work for a free meal...


Oh no no, we're quite good now! Although, we have noticed some strange activity recently. May have been something to do with the pentagram I made in the bathroom.

Quote: Sesshomaru75
it's all good, i finished eating it : )



Thank you so much for disposing the body, you can now eat here for free, anytime. The food is on me.


Not that way, though.
---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:38:44 14/06/2020 by HeyitsHotDog
Page 1 of 2 | Last
1 2
Forum List Topic List

Please login or register a forum account to post a message.

Username Password Remember Me