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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528
#201 Posted: 12:41:54 27/01/2020
Can we get this topic to the page limit
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399
#202 Posted: 17:00:52 27/01/2020
Romans 4:10
How was it then reckoned? when he was in circumcision, or in uncircumcision? Not in circumcision, but in uncircumcision.
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#203 Posted: 18:38:56 27/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Snip me baby one more time
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#204 Posted: 21:50:05 27/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Can we get this topic to 2500 likes please
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9954
#205 Posted: 00:03:16 29/01/2020
8 What is more, I consider everything a loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord, for whose sake I have lost all things. I consider them garbage, that I may gain Christ 9 and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which is through faith in Christ—the righteousness that comes from God on the basis of faith. 10 I want to know Christ—yes, to know the power of his resurrection and participation in his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, 11 and so, somehow, attaining to the resurrection from the dead. 12 Not that I have already obtained all this, or have already arrived at my goal, but I press on to take hold of that for which Christ Jesus took hold of me. 13 Brothers and sisters, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, 14 I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.
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Twinkies and 2hus
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#206 Posted: 02:47:59 29/01/2020
skin thy fore
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#207 Posted: 04:06:10 29/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Flash my foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#208 Posted: 04:08:57 29/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Drawdler
onto hdd or ssd?

SSD of course
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#209 Posted: 06:41:19 29/01/2020
check out my hd foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#210 Posted: 17:09:53 29/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Remember to keep your foreskin clean (if you still have it at this point, since Will and I have given so many people the snip)
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#211 Posted: 02:58:56 01/02/2020
circumcise me father
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#212 Posted: 19:41:09 02/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Yes sans
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#213 Posted: 20:29:39 02/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: willspyro
Circumcise my ass please daddy

I'll circumcise your intestines in a minute
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#214 Posted: 02:46:33 03/02/2020
thank you clank i feel much better with my foreskin gone smilie
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#215 Posted: 03:17:14 03/02/2020 | Topic Creator
[User Posted Image]

Ghost foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#216 Posted: 03:17:59 03/02/2020 | Topic Creator
You too
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#217 Posted: 04:39:51 03/02/2020
i now pronounce you robot and pokemon, you may snip the foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#218 Posted: 04:43:40 03/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: sans
i now pronounce you robot and pokemon, you may snip the foreskin

I'll snip you in a minute
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#219 Posted: 06:40:35 03/02/2020
beat your foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#220 Posted: 00:08:00 04/02/2020
brb walking my foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#221 Posted: 01:14:32 05/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I hope that when I die it's from suffocation by foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#222 Posted: 01:18:37 05/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Joe Biden would get my vote if he would just show me his foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#223 Posted: 01:29:01 05/02/2020
foreskin reignited trilogy
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#224 Posted: 02:08:53 05/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Let your foreskin hang
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#225 Posted: 02:10:27 05/02/2020
this topic makes me hungry
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#226 Posted: 03:19:23 05/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Fried foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#227 Posted: 03:40:07 05/02/2020
sign me up for some roasted foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7168
#228 Posted: 17:16:33 05/02/2020
god dang. foreskin soup would be great with this cold
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#229 Posted: 23:47:49 05/02/2020
i'm going foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#230 Posted: 02:48:33 08/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I wish someone would trap me in their foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#231 Posted: 03:18:57 08/02/2020
that would be a dream come true
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9954
#232 Posted: 05:43:08 08/02/2020
Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3 because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. 4 Let perseverance finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. 5 If any of you lacks wisdom, you should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to you. 6 But when you ask, you must believe and not doubt, because the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. 7 That person should not expect to receive anything from the Lord. 8 Such a person is double-minded and unstable in all they do. 9 Believers in humble circumstances ought to take pride in their high position. 10 But the rich should take pride in their humiliation—since they will pass away like a wild flower. 11 For the sun rises with scorching heat and withers the plant; its blossom falls and its beauty is destroyed. In the same way, the rich will fade away even while they go about their business. 12 Blessed is the one who perseveres under trial because, having stood the test, that person will receive the crown of life that the Lord has promised to those who love him. 13 When tempted, no one should say, “God is tempting me.” For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone; 14 but each person is tempted when they are dragged away by their own evil desire and enticed. 15 Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death. 16 Don’t be deceived, my dear brothers and sisters. 17 Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of the heavenly lights, who does not change like shifting shadows. 18 He chose to give us birth through the word of truth, that we might be a kind of firstfruits of all he created. My dear brothers and sisters, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry, 20 because human anger does not produce the righteousness that God desires. 21 Therefore, get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so prevalent and humbly accept the word planted in you, which can save you. 22 Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says. 23 Anyone who listens to the word but does not do what it says is like someone who looks at his face in a mirror 24 and, after looking at himself, goes away and immediately forgets what he looks like. 25 But whoever looks intently into the perfect law that gives freedom, and continues in it—not forgetting what they have heard, but doing it—they will be blessed in what they do. 26 Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless. 27 Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.
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Twinkies and 2hus
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#233 Posted: 02:10:49 09/02/2020 | Topic Creator
One more page until the next multiple of 4page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#234 Posted: 02:22:00 09/02/2020
almost 8page
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#235 Posted: 02:43:51 09/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Almost 8page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#236 Posted: 02:56:17 09/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I'm foreskinning
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#237 Posted: 02:58:02 09/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I'm walking on foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#238 Posted: 02:59:56 09/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I foreskin you
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#239 Posted: 03:05:13 09/02/2020
nehehehehheh foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7168
#240 Posted: 03:13:08 09/02/2020
why are you obsessed with the foreskin
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#241 Posted: 04:00:45 09/02/2020
[User Posted Image]

i hope this explains it
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#242 Posted: 04:15:22 09/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Ezio
why are you obsessed with the foreskin

Foreskin horsemen of the apocalypse
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#243 Posted: 04:17:17 09/02/2020
circumcise me captain
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9954
#244 Posted: 05:15:08 09/02/2020
Jesus then began to speak to them in parables: “A man planted a vineyard. He put a wall around it, dug a pit for the winepress and built a watchtower. Then he rented the vineyard to some farmers and moved to another place. 2 At harvest time he sent a servant to the tenants to collect from them some of the fruit of the vineyard. 3 But they seized him, beat him and sent him away empty-handed. 4 Then he sent another servant to them; they struck this man on the head and treated him shamefully. 5 He sent still another, and that one they killed. He sent many others; some of them they beat, others they killed. 6 “He had one left to send, a son, whom he loved. He sent him last of all, saying, ‘They will respect my son.’ 7 “But the tenants said to one another, ‘This is the heir. Come, let’s kill him, and the inheritance will be ours.’ 8 So they took him and killed him, and threw him out of the vineyard. 9 “What then will the owner of the vineyard do? He will come and kill those tenants and give the vineyard to others. 10 Haven’t you read this passage of Scripture: “ ‘The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone; 11 the Lord has done this, and it is marvelous in our eyes’?” 12 Then the chief priests, the teachers of the law and the elders looked for a way to arrest him because they knew he had spoken the parable against them. But they were afraid of the crowd; so they left him and went away.
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Twinkies and 2hus
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#245 Posted: 06:08:26 09/02/2020 | Topic Creator
FOreskin socks
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#246 Posted: 06:52:21 09/02/2020
i read that as foreskin rocks
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#247 Posted: 07:33:57 09/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Foreskin rocks
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#248 Posted: 08:09:24 09/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I think I already posted it but it is forever a, as the kids say, mood: I want someone to suffocate me with their foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
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