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Circumcision Topic [CLOSED]
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9954
#151 Posted: 05:18:30 07/01/2020
Beloved, let us love one another, because love is of God; everyone who loves is begotten by God and knows God.
Whoever is without love does not know God, for God is love.
In this way the love of God was revealed to us: God sent his only Son into the world so that we might have life through him.
In this is love: not that we have loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as expiation for our sins.
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Twinkies and 2hus
Alcremie Ripto Gems: 555
#152 Posted: 05:19:28 07/01/2020
meow.
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8506
#153 Posted: 05:19:36 07/01/2020
"What will you say, what will you say,
what will you say when god turns away"
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#154 Posted: 22:38:22 10/01/2020 | Topic Creator
You know that guy who makes knives out of noodles and ****? I want him to make a knife out of foreskin so I can stab people with it
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#155 Posted: 23:57:30 10/01/2020 | Topic Creator
I want to make a pizza where the crust is foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9954
#156 Posted: 02:13:13 11/01/2020
This is what God the LORD says— the Creator of the heavens, who stretches them out, who spreads out the earth with all that springs from it, who gives breath to its people, and life to those who walk on it: “I, the LORD, have called you in righteousness; I will take hold of your hand. I will keep you and will make you to be a covenant for the people and a light for the Gentiles, to open eyes that are blind, to free captives from prison and to release from the dungeon those who sit in darkness. “I am the LORD; that is my name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols. See, the former things have taken place, and new things I declare; before they spring into being I announce them to you.
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Twinkies and 2hus
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#157 Posted: 06:10:57 12/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Can I have some extra dick cheese on my foreskin pizza?
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8179
#158 Posted: 04:09:19 13/01/2020
[User Posted Image]

snip snip
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
icon from Empoh
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#159 Posted: 04:14:39 13/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Excited for 8page because it's 4page times two
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8506
#160 Posted: 05:20:12 13/01/2020
Quote: Clank
I want to make a pizza where the crust is foreskin


What is your obsession with foreskin?
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#161 Posted: 08:16:41 13/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: JCW555
Quote: Clank
I want to make a pizza where the crust is foreskin


What is your obsession with foreskin?

Is a man not allowed to indulge in his foreskin fantasies? What has become of America?
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#162 Posted: 08:50:06 13/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: willspyro
You're not a man, you're a droid

What is a man but a miserable pile of foreskin?
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528
#163 Posted: 16:41:43 13/01/2020
This topic frightens me
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#164 Posted: 18:27:06 13/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: 84skylanderdude
This topic frightens me

Good.
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7168
#165 Posted: 19:32:35 13/01/2020
this topic is a trainwreck. it’s so bad but you can’t look away
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#166 Posted: 21:27:44 13/01/2020 | Topic Creator
If anyone wants to donate their foreskin my DMs are open
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399
#167 Posted: 22:00:18 13/01/2020
You think ww2 started because Hitler wanted more foreskin
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#168 Posted: 02:41:03 14/01/2020 | Topic Creator
A lot of things are rooted in the foreskin, especially if not properly cleaned.
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#169 Posted: 21:54:19 14/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Me and the boys are creating a band called the Hooded Heroes
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#170 Posted: 03:46:10 16/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7365
#171 Posted: 03:48:06 16/01/2020
i wish this topic could get circumcised

edit: from this forum
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 04:01:43 16/01/2020 by Dark Lord
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#172 Posted: 04:04:19 16/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Dark Lord
i wish this topic could get circumcised

edit: from this forum

Top ten posts in the Circumcision Topic:
Number one: this one
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9954
#173 Posted: 04:54:11 16/01/2020
For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart. I will be found by you,” declares the LORD, “and will bring you back from captivity. I will gather you from all the nations and places where I have banished you,” declares the LORD, “and will bring you back to the place from which I carried you into exile.” You may say, “The LORD has raised up prophets for us in Babylon,” but this is what the LORD says about the king who sits on David’s throne and all the people who remain in this city, your fellow citizens who did not go with you into exile— yes, this is what the LORD Almighty says: “I will send the sword, famine and plague against them and I will make them like figs that are so bad they cannot be eaten.
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Twinkies and 2hus
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#174 Posted: 05:07:53 16/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Fantastic Foreskins
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12083
#175 Posted: 05:24:42 16/01/2020
i give my life, not for honor, but fore
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#176 Posted: 06:29:10 16/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Skin!
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#177 Posted: 22:53:36 17/01/2020
hello mcdonalds? i'd like fore skins please
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#178 Posted: 23:07:24 17/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: sans
hello mcdonalds? i'd like fore skins please

This topic is sans-approved
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#179 Posted: 04:07:43 18/01/2020
get you foreskin that looks like this
[User Posted Image]
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#180 Posted: 20:25:29 22/01/2020 | Topic Creator
The Fantastic Foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9954
#181 Posted: 20:59:19 22/01/2020
1 In you, LORD, I have taken refuge; let me never be put to shame; deliver me in your righteousness. 2 Turn your ear to me, come quickly to my rescue; be my rock of refuge, a strong fortress to save me. 3 Since you are my rock and my fortress, for the sake of your name lead and guide me. 4 Keep me free from the trap that is set for me, for you are my refuge. 5 Into your hands I commit my spirit; deliver me, LORD, my faithful God. 6 I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the LORD. 7 I will be glad and rejoice in your love, for you saw my affliction and knew the anguish of my soul. 8 You have not given me into the hands of the enemy but have set my feet in a spacious place. 9 Be merciful to me, LORD, for I am in distress; my eyes grow weak with sorrow, my soul and body with grief. 10 My life is consumed by anguish and my years by groaning; my strength fails because of my affliction,and my bones grow weak. 11 Because of all my enemies, I am the utter contempt of my neighbors and an object of dread to my closest friends— those who see me on the street flee from me. 12 I am forgotten as though I were dead; I have become like broken pottery. 13 For I hear many whispering, “Terror on every side!” They conspire against me and plot to take my life. 14 But I trust in you, LORD; I say, “You are my God.” 15 My times are in your hands; deliver me from the hands of my enemies, from those who pursue me. 16 Let your face shine on your servant; save me in your unfailing love. 17 Let me not be put to shame, LORD, for I have cried out to you; but let the wicked be put to shame and be silent in the realm of the dead. 18 Let their lying lips be silenced, for with pride and contempt they speak arrogantly against the righteous. 19 How abundant are the good things that you have stored up for those who fear you, that you bestow in the sight of all, on those who take refuge in you. 20 In the shelter of your presence you hide them from all human intrigues; you keep them safe in your dwelling from accusing tongues. 21 Praise be to the LORD, for he showed me the wonders of his love when I was in a city under siege. 22 In my alarm I said, “I am cut off from your sight!” Yet you heard my cry for mercy when I called to you for help. 23 Love the LORD, all his faithful people! The LORD preserves those who are true to him, but the proud he pays back in full. 24 Be strong and take heart, all you who hope in the LORD.
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Twinkies and 2hus
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#182 Posted: 21:11:12 22/01/2020
Aw man this topic really makes me regret being alive.
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#183 Posted: 23:27:39 22/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
Aw man this topic really makes me regret being alive.

Same.
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#184 Posted: 23:39:25 22/01/2020
hooray foreskin!
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7168
#185 Posted: 02:27:46 23/01/2020
thanos snapped yalls foreskin
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#186 Posted: 02:35:31 23/01/2020
ow my foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399
#187 Posted: 19:56:14 26/01/2020
1 Timothy 2:12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#188 Posted: 20:41:36 26/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Foreskin shoelaces
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#189 Posted: 00:25:47 27/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: willspyro
Are you always ****ing foreskin because it goes through your pp?

[User Posted Image]

Galaxy brain
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#190 Posted: 05:00:00 27/01/2020
foreskin noodles
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#191 Posted: 05:01:01 27/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Snip n' slurp
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#192 Posted: 05:01:31 27/01/2020
instant foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7168
#193 Posted: 05:09:05 27/01/2020
snip snip slip
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#194 Posted: 05:09:39 27/01/2020
ow i slipped on my foreskin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7168
#195 Posted: 05:13:24 27/01/2020
foreskin alert
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2241
#196 Posted: 05:23:01 27/01/2020
6page
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smiliesmiliesmilie
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