darkSpyro

∞SWAPPUM'S UNI-BOOK∞

I've done tales...
I've done stories...
I've done twists...

But now they are being brought into 1!

Yep! All in one! Sometimes I may do tales, and sometimes stories! Plus, every time I post a story/tale, there will be 3 twists along with it! So, kick back and read my stories and tales! I hope you like them!

Index:

Stories:


Shorts:

...Wow, no response? Well, I'll make a Short tomorrow. Maybe a story.

Sounds good

Short #1: Welcome!

Hello reader, how are you?
Ah, come on, Spyro, you really expect the people on Earth reading this to respond?
I DO!!!
You need medication.
Aww.
Well, anyways, we are Spyro, Gill Grunt, and Trigger Happy, and we run the Uni-Book.
No we don't!
Triggs, remember what the contract said what you can and can't do!
Like what?
...Anyways, we are-
TROLLS!
How'd he get in here?
THAT SOUNDS WRONG!
Quit it, Kraken, get out of here.
WRONG!
HUSH!
LELELELELELELELELE!!!
Leave!
NO!!!
Do you want to get banned?
I DON'T CARE!
Fine, you're banned until...the 8th Short.
Go in the cage.
That's a cell.
Whatever, get in it.
Aww. Which Short?
8th.
Well, sorry everybody, but this short got ruined by Fire Kraken.
Now you'll never know the 6 secrets of the universe.
Triggs, don't tell them they missed that, keep it secret!
*Whistles nervously* Heh, heh, we will now go to the Twits!
You mean Twists?
Whatever.

Twists

- - -

Whip up a-
Meal, honey! We're eating chicken tonight!
Oh no. *Runs*

- - -

I'm the Bomb!
I've got the bombs!
Eww!
How'd he get here?

- - -

Go Ahead, Snake my Day!
Clint Eastwood: Stealing my catchphrase and adding puns to it, eh? You know, I eat snakes...
I'm gonna "Go Ahead - Run Away!" *Runs*

Nice.

Bump, because I'm worried that my stories have already gone bad.

It's good.