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uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#1 Posted: 19:20:16 18/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Gather Around Children! It's Time for One of uttster13's Fan Fic. Stories!

Hey everybody! I'm the world famed uttster13! Okay, not really, I'm just one of those members that lurk quietly in the dark side of the fourm. Anyway, over the course of the next couple months, I will be writing stories that come from me and all those voices inside my head. These stories are about the Skylanders' daily lives and the insane adventures that they go on! I would love to hear your feedback and ideas for my stories!

Stories:


Double Date
Skylander Auditions
Elf Blind Jokes
The Crab Cakes
Babysitting Job
Homeless Pt. 1
The Interview
Therapy
Homeless Pt.2
Dragon's Peak's Guard
Beastly Pt.1
Old Witch Lady
Odd Couple
Skylander Auditions: Season 2
Swapped!
Scorched
Scratched
Pet Store
Biker Gang
Infestation
Tower o' Time Theme Park



Coming Up!



Wednesdays with Barkley Week 1
The Baby Eruptor Chronicles Pt. 1
Skylanders Merch
Christmas Special
Internet Dating
Another Babysitting Job


Since we are nearing the holidays, ToS will have a Christmas Special! Tons of Skylanders make appearances in a series of holiday stories! Sorry if you don't celebrate Christmas, but since I do, that will be the theme of the stories.
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A story.
Edited 37 times - Last edited at 01:06:38 10/12/2013 by uttster13
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#2 Posted: 19:57:10 18/08/2013
Great I do something like this in my guestbook.

Put once I run out of pages I will lick it and make a topic to continue.

If I ever do.
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5.7.
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#3 Posted: 20:04:26 18/08/2013 | Topic Creator
uttster13 Presents:
Tales of Skylands!


Double Date


Staring:
Spyro
Cynder
Bash
And Flashwing!


smilie This is nice, isn't it? Two couples enjoying a lovely meal. This is jus-
smilie Shut up, Spyro! You were too cheap to take us to a fancy restaurant!
smilie She has a point; You paid Boomer to leave so we could eat fast food in his basement!
smilie I had to save money so we could eat at a fancy restaurant!
smilie What's your idea of a "fancy restaurant"?
smilie I heard Chill keeps her basement clean. Does that count?
smilie NO!
smilie I gotta use the little dragon's room.
smilie I'LL COME TOO!
smilie Well this nice. The gals are spending time together...
smilie Yeah...

In The Restroom


smilie I shouldn't have been so hard on him, I've known him for years now and I...
smilie And I what?
smilie Never Mind. Let's go.

smilie How was your trip to the restroom?
smilie It really isn't a restroom. There is no floor, no sink, and a hole in the ground.
smilie Look Spyro, I'm sorry that I have been so hard on you. As long I'm with you, nothing matters.
smilie I thought these stories were supposed to have some sort of comedy in them.

The End



Author's Log


This my first story to be published onto the fourm and I'll get better along the way. My stories will be published every Monday or Tuesday. I WANT FEEDBACK! I would love to hear your opions or suggestions. If you don't like it, tell me what I can do to make it better.

Well I Guess That Wraps It Up!
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A story.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 22:55:09 08/09/2013 by uttster13
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#4 Posted: 20:13:08 18/08/2013
That was great I am interested to see more!
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5.7.
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#5 Posted: 20:27:38 18/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Thanks. I really like your stuff too. smilie
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A story.
flashwingftw Emerald Sparx Gems: 3319
#6 Posted: 01:55:53 19/08/2013
Aw that's cute, keep em coming!
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The PinkPrint is on iTunes now! #TeamMinaj
Been here for 3 years and still can't figure out why half of the people are so damn rude.
R.I.P to my wallet
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#7 Posted: 11:32:22 19/08/2013
ooh it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool
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Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.
SkylandersGamer Yellow Sparx Gems: 1434
#8 Posted: 12:53:35 19/08/2013
Uttster13 good comic
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#9 Posted: 13:59:17 19/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Thanks guy's!
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A story.
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#10 Posted: 16:25:47 19/08/2013 | Topic Creator
uttster13 Presents:
Tales of Skylands!


Skylander Auditions


Starring:
Gill Grunt
Boomer
Whirlwind
As The Hosts


Introducing:
Star Strike
Riptide
and
Hash Smandiboot


smilie Next!
Star Strike: Hello, I am Star Strike, and I would like to-
smilie ERRRRRNNNTTT! Sorry about that, I just like pressing buttons!
smilie You may continue.
Star Strike: Thank you. I would like to show you my abilities! ( First she show them her 'Floatie Orbs', Then she throws it up in the air and bounces it back and forth on the wall.)
smilie That was impressive.
smilie Spectacular!
smilie ERRRRRNNNTTT!
smilie Stop it Boomer! I gonna start the voting by saying YES!
smilie I agree with Whirlwind. YES!
smilie Okay. ERRRRRNNNTTT!

Unknown Voice:Next up, Riptide!

Riptide: (talking extremely fast)Hi, I'm Riptide and I am the biggest fan of Gill Grunt! Now I get to meet you sir! Can I have an autograph?
smilie I'll give you one after the show. Thank you for being a fan.
smilie What are your abilities, Riptide?
Riptide: (talking fast again) I have this really really cool sword. Sometimes, he talks to me...
smilie Well that's not creepy at all.
smilie Bring out some Chompies! I want to see what his talking sword can do!
Blobbers brings out a basket of Chompies
Riptide: Whoosh! Bam! Pow! Fw'Taang! Whoosh!
smilie Great job, Riptide!
Riptide: (Still talking fast, but a little slower.) THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
smilie Very good indeed.
smilie ERRRRNNNTTT! Marvelous!
smilie Yes!
smilie Yes!
smilie Yes!

Unknown Voice: Next Up, Hash Smandiboot! Wait. Oh! Crash Bandicoot!

smilie Long time no see, old friend!
smilie Thanks Gilly!
smilie ERRRRRNNNTTT! And this time, I mean it!
smilie ERRRRRNNNTTT! You're right, this is fun Boomer! Sorry but I also meant my buzz as well!
smilie 2 buzzes, You are going home!!!

The End



Author's Log



So I thought it would be fun to add Crash. And it was fun! He probably won't ever be a Skylander. Remember, Feedback is always a good thing. It's what keeps a writer going.

Well I Guess That Wraps It Up!
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A story.
SkylandersGamer Yellow Sparx Gems: 1434
#11 Posted: 23:18:49 19/08/2013
Grate comic smilie
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#12 Posted: 23:45:40 19/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Thanks! smilie
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A story.
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#13 Posted: 10:54:15 20/08/2013
wow, this is great!
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#14 Posted: 15:20:52 20/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Thanks, Stealth Elf smilie
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A story.
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#15 Posted: 15:27:42 20/08/2013
thank you, you seem to understand!
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#16 Posted: 15:44:22 20/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Beneath this words will be the next two ideas for stories!



The Crab Cakes


After defeating a hoard of chompies, smilie, smilie, smilie, and smilie go to a fancy restaurant! ( And I assure you, it's not Boomer's basement smilie ). Things suddenly go awry when smilie orders The Crab Cakes.


Elf Blind Jokes!


Everybody knows that smilie is an extremely good archer. Heck, he even wears a banana over his eyes! Wait that didn't come out right. He wears a bandana! Apparently smilie and smilie think that he is blind! Just wait and see what happens in Elf Blind Jokes!

There you have it! If you have read this post and like my writing, tell me which one you like better and I will post them!
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A story.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 13:20:39 24/08/2013 by uttster13
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#17 Posted: 19:11:24 20/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Gather Around Children! It's Time For One Of uttster13's Stories!


uttster13 Presents:
Tales of Skylands!


Elf Blind Jokes!



Starring:
Flameslinger
Stealth Elf
and Fright Rider


smilie Another great shot!
smilie Yeah...for a blind guy.
smilie He's blind?
smilie I'm n-
smilie Yup. Hey guess what.
smilie What?
smilie I let Flameslinger borrow some money the other day. He said he would pay me back next time he saw me!
smilie That was so funny that I forgot to laugh. Hehehe...
smilie Well do you have any blind jokes?
smilie Umm....Well.... Yes! Hey Flameslinger, did you see that movie last night? Oh wait, you didn't!
smilie Guy's, I'm n-
smilie Why doesn't Flameslinger skydive; it scares his dog!
smilie What?
smilie He has a seeing-eye dog, dummy!
smilie I don't like dogs.

smilie WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!

smilie Where did he come from?
smilie I have no clue...
smilie Of course you don't, you are blind! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
smilie That one didn't make any sense!
smilie Hey, how many fingers am I holding up. (Holds up 3 fingers)
smilie Three. I'm not b-
smilie Oh well, this got boring really fast.
smilie Wait, I got one. If he was deaf, we could call him Elfen Keller!
smilie LAME!
smilie Oh well. I heard that Wrecking Ball doesn't have any ears. Of course he didn't hear it! HAHA!
smilie Don't say that about him! ( Stealth Elf stabs Rider in the leg)
smilie MY LEG!! ( paddyfitz's requested Spongebob reference!)

The End



Author's Log


Thank you to whoever read that story. Now I must say I have no disrespect for blind people. Just wanted to make that clear. And I'm terribly sorry for making your ears bleed with those un-funny jokes.

Remember, F-E-E-D-B-A-C-K! is wanted.


Well I guess that wraps it up!


Next Up: The Crab Cakes
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 18:12:22 21/08/2013 by uttster13
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#18 Posted: 19:33:06 20/08/2013
Great Stuff right here! smilie
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5.7.
warnado745 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3669
#19 Posted: 20:26:44 20/08/2013
The Crab Cakes story sounds awesome!!! Can't wait!!!
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Was here before the dinosaurs
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#20 Posted: 20:48:34 20/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Thanks to both of you! smilie
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A story.
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#21 Posted: 07:38:25 21/08/2013
1= i am half blind mysELF but this was too funny
2= rider fails
3= cant wait till the next one
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#22 Posted: 12:33:37 21/08/2013
These are awesome!
Though, I did see a place where you could make a little Spongebob reference, which would be awesome.
When Stealth Elf Stabs Rider, Rider could shout "MY LEG!"
That'd be awesome.
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#23 Posted: 20:13:50 21/08/2013 | Topic Creator
uttster13 Presents:
Tales of Skylands!



The Crab Cakes


Starring:
Lightning Rod
Trigger Happy
Prism Break
and Wham Shell!



smilie Good job everyone! I have saved Skylands again!
smilie That's right, you saved the day again!
smilie I have a feeling that was sarcasm.
smilie What was your first guess?

Waiter comes over...


Waiter: What would you like to eat, Mr. Happy?
smilie I will have a Double Super Bacon Cheeseburger with no lettuce, no tomatoes, no onions, no pickles, no cheese, and no meat.
Waiter: So you would just like a bun, correct?
smilie Yes please.
Waiter: And what would you like to order Mr. Shell?
smilie Well, let's see. Umm... ( whispers to himself ) No shrimp, cousin Peter wouldn't be to happy about that. ( Out Loud ) I will have the same thing Trigger Happy has, except this time put everything on the bun.
Waiter: What about you, Mr. Break?
smilie MY NAME IS NOT MR.BREAK!!!
smilie Oh don't worry, he has some... childhood problems.; It's okay Prism, we will work it out in therapy next week, okay?
smilie Okay.
Waiter: I'll just get him a salad.
What would you like Mr.Rod?
smilie Crab Cakes. With a side of lobster sauce, please.
smilie WHAT! THAT'S LIKE EATING MY FAMILY!!!

Waiter Leaves


smilie Oh it's fine Whammy. Just don't watch me eat them.
smilie That was low, LR.
smilie I'm still mad... Mr.Break my butt...
smilie Trig, look, you know his family is all dead. Just read his backstory on Skylanders.com. Everything will be fine.
smilie You just had to bring up the whole " Kaos killed my family for oil " topic.

Waiter Comes Back With Food


Waiter: Here is your food everyone.
smilie Looks good.
smilie Scrumptious!
smilie My mouth is watering!
smilie ( Starts crying ) Mom!?!?!

The End



Author's Log


Well it's seems like this story was the most wanted. And we had a family reunion, kinda...
Anyway, I said this stories would be published on Monday or Tuesday every week. I changed my mind. Tomarow, there will not be a story. I start school again. Yay. Feedback is good, and I can't stress that enough. I could also use some ideas for stories ( Don't worry, you will be credited for your idea.) Please, tell your fellow smilie friends to read these stories.


Well I Guess That Wraps It Up!
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A story.
warnado745 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3669
#24 Posted: 23:22:13 21/08/2013
Hahaha That was awesome!!! Do a story about ignitor and blast zone having some sort of family reunion because they are both pretty much fire knight guys.
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Was here before the dinosaurs
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#25 Posted: 00:15:31 22/08/2013 | Topic Creator
^ That's a great idea! I think I could use that! smilie
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A story.
SkylandersGamer Yellow Sparx Gems: 1434
#26 Posted: 00:53:40 22/08/2013
Dude your comics are grate keep up the awesome work smilie
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#27 Posted: 02:54:11 22/08/2013
Your stories are EPIC
Maybe you could do one about kaos
Or boomer meeting his family.....
Or sidekicks ?
Hope your next story rocks
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#28 Posted: 07:46:27 22/08/2013
oh yes, sidekicks would be funny

sidekicks and thier bigger ego's lol!
Blast Zone Yellow Sparx Gems: 1043
#29 Posted: 08:08:03 22/08/2013
cool :0 smilie
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#30 Posted: 08:15:26 23/08/2013
Uttster i have storys in my guestbook get some ideas. Flameslinger story i have is funny as well as yours smilie
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#31 Posted: 23:38:32 23/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Here is another story Preview!

Babysitting Job


When certain Skylanders go on special missions, they need their children to be in safe hand! Okay well, safe talons! In this story smilie watches over smilie, smilie, and smilie. Gill Runt escapes, Whisper Elf hides and attacks, and Eye-Small won't shut up!!!

Sorry for the lack of stories, I started school and I lost a lot of free time.


This story should be published within the next two days!
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A story.
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#32 Posted: 00:05:02 24/08/2013
Cool used my sidekick idea smilie
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#33 Posted: 00:17:58 24/08/2013 | Topic Creator
^ Yep! You will get credit, i promise! smilie
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A story.
THGold Yellow Sparx Gems: 1633
#34 Posted: 00:20:15 24/08/2013
Cool!
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I'm gone. I visit sometimes.
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#35 Posted: 00:23:11 24/08/2013 | Topic Creator
^ Is your head now spinning with ideas??? smilie
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A story.
THGold Yellow Sparx Gems: 1633
#36 Posted: 00:30:14 24/08/2013
Yeah, I'm gonna get started! Check out my custom Skylander post!
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I'm gone. I visit sometimes.
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#37 Posted: 05:19:10 24/08/2013
cool, i cant wait, if smilie does well in this story, i am gonna quote it
!
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#38 Posted: 13:54:50 24/08/2013 | Topic Creator
uttster13 Presents:
Tales of Skylands!



Babysitting Job



Starring:
Sonic Boom
Gill Runt
Whisper Elf
and Eye Small!



smilie Okay kids, your parents are out on a mission. So I am gonna watch you!
smilie I don't want a babysitter!
smilie Neither do I!
smilie Same here! Did you know that I like pandas? The should have a panda-man Skylander! I would like that! Can you play a game; how about chess, or checkers, or-
smilie STOP!!!
smilie My ears! They're bleeding!

Gill Runt runs out of the house and into the street.

smilie Whoosh! ( Whisper Elf hides under the table, and three mini-scarecrows appear!

smilie So about the game...
smilie Crap! Gilly, come back!
smilie Whoosh!
smilie Oww! What the heck was that for, Whisper?
smilie Panda's! Checkers! Panda's playing Checkers!
smilie Stop talking and help me find Gilly.

smilie and smilie leave the house to find smilie.

smilie So I am hear... all alone... in a house... that I... don't live in. PARRRTTTTTAAAAYYYYY!!!!
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Stab! Whoo-Stab! Slice!

Mailman comes by, looks at Whisper.

Mailman: What are you doing?
smilie Whoosh! I like to stab new toys!
Mailman: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
smilie Stab stab stab stab!

Mailman is, umm.. sleeping! Yeah... he is sleeping for a long time! That sounds appropriate!

smilie Where is he?!?!
smilie I don't know!
smilie Over there! Wait, that's a goldfish, Gilly is a bluefish.
smilie Checkers! I brought Checkers!
smilie Stop talking!
smilie Aw right. I guess I'll just go home and sit with myself. And talk... to myself.

Eye-Small walks into the house, looks at Whisper and says:

smilie What are you doing! Why is the Fred the Mailman laying on the floor! And why is he covered in ketchup!
smilie Whoosh! Umm, I don't know....
smilie Okay, let's play Checkers. And talk about Panda's!

in the street

smilie Where are you!
smilie Right here!
smilie SCREEEECCHTT!
smilie AAAAHHHH!
smilie Sorry about that, you can't scare me ever again.
smilie Okay, lesson learned.
smilie Let's go home.

smilie What happened in here! This isn't my house!
smilie Who's is it then.
smilie My neighbor's house.
smilie Oh. Let's PAAAAARRRRTTTTAAAAAAYYYYYY!
smilie What a crazy day...
:es: Pandas!!!!!!!!


The End



Author's Log


I added the sidekicks! Well at least some of them. Igangor asked first, so here's his credit. Also, I would like to say thank you to everybody who read the stories. I couldn't have done a lot of this with out you. And the sidekicks will be back.........eventually.


Well I Guess That Wraps It Up!
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A story.
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#39 Posted: 13:59:23 24/08/2013
smilie

to clarify

*dead*

hi can you do something with the dark-landers?
superwill123 Gold Sparx Gems: 2626
#40 Posted: 14:22:21 24/08/2013
^
that would be cool. maybee their dark backstory (u can find it on the gamestop site), except a humorous version! that would be fun! smilie
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2 Epic 4 U!!!!! smilie

My Pokemon Type! Posted Image: http://www.pokemonreborn.com/typeresults/38008.png
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#41 Posted: 14:31:06 24/08/2013 | Topic Creator
I am going to do something with the Dark Skylanders, just not now. I decided that I will until SSF to use the new characters.
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A story.
THGold Yellow Sparx Gems: 1633
#42 Posted: 15:19:59 24/08/2013
Awesome! Keep up the good work!
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I'm gone. I visit sometimes.
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#43 Posted: 15:38:25 24/08/2013
it would be still cool if you do something with the dark landers
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#44 Posted: 19:52:37 24/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Just wait and see what happens......
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A story.
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#45 Posted: 21:30:45 24/08/2013
Do something with the legendarys meeting the normals
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
THGold Yellow Sparx Gems: 1633
#46 Posted: 18:48:07 27/08/2013
Iganagor GHOSTROASTERRULESFLAMESLINGERSUCKS

So true!
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I'm gone. I visit sometimes.
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#47 Posted: 20:09:23 27/08/2013 | Topic Creator
^ What was that about? Also everyone, there will be more stories coming out within this week!
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A story.
weebbby Emerald Sparx Gems: 4220
#48 Posted: 21:59:31 27/08/2013
Hey, these are great!

I've been doing some of my own in my guestbook recently.
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#49 Posted: 08:38:26 28/08/2013
Quote: THGold
Iganagor GHOSTROASTERRULESFLAMESLINGERSUCKS

So true!



So so so true
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#50 Posted: 19:57:08 31/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Sorry for the long shortage of stories. I will make it up to you by making a 50th post, special, two part story!


uttster13 Presents:
Tales of Skylands!



Homeless
Part 1



Starring:
Chop Chop
and Shroom Boom!



smilie Hey Shrooms!
smilie Oh, hey Chop Chop.
smilie What's wrong?
smilie It's our landlord, he said he is selling the apartment. And the new owner's said we have to move out.
smilie WHAT! We've lived here for six months! Don't you think Mr. Landlord should have told us!
smilie He did... 5 minutes ago.
smilie Where will we live?
smilie I don't have any long term plans, but I got a pretty big box in my bedroom.
smilie Fine.

two hours later


smilie I am soooo hungry!
smilie So am I.
smilie Let's get some food at the hous- nevermind.
smilie Well, where's all of our money?
smilie What did you think I bought the box with?
smilie You spent thousands of dollars on a box!?!?!?!?!?
smilie The seller promised me it was magical. I guess I should pay more attention.
smilie Who sold it to you?
smilie Trigger Happy.

Day Two in Box:


smilie It's been two days and we have no food, no money, and now no box!
smilie That cardboard didn't taste very good.
smilie Look! There's another hobo over there! And he has food!
smilie Let's kill him!
smilie What!
smilie And eat his bones!
smilie Stop it, Shrooms!
smilie We could make a nice little hobo cake!
smilie Calm down! We aren't going to kill him! If we do, we'll be sent to prison!
smilie Yes, but once we're in prison, we will have a roof over our heads!
smilie And a bed to sleep in.
smilie With lots of prison food!
smilie We will take over the prison.
smilie Give me your sword!
Hobo: Hello there! Wait! What are you doing! AHHHHHHH!!!

In Prison:


smilie This didn't work out right.
smilie Who woulda thought that hobo's carry knives.
Hobo: Shut up, I'm trying to sleep!

End of Part 1



Author's Log:


Sorry everybody about the story being a week late, but I guess this worked out. And I have to say thank you to everybody, this is the 50th post!


Well I Guess That Wraps It Up!
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A story.
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