HIR
Diamond Sparx
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#839 Posted: 02:05:51 26/06/2013
Temple of the Shrine of the Silver Monkey
3rd Banishment Ceremony
Electrifying Cynders
For the first time, Team EC files into the temple, making their way through the torchlit hall to the main area, where HIR is standing in front of them. He's holding a hard hat in his hand, twirling it around like it were some sort of necklace. "Welcome!" He greeted halfheartedly. "This could have potentially been an interesting evening... but frankly we know how this is going to end." He sighed. "In face, some of you were SO confident as to the results, you didn't even bother to vote. But it's fine."
The host pulls out a laser pointer and shines a red dot on the center of the floor, where a pane of glass is resting over the mud pit. Eevee88 jumps forward excitedly. "Pretty light! Pretty light!" She squees with delight as she paws at it like a kitten. HIR steps forward and attached the hard hat to her head, strapping it in.
"Quite frankly, I'd say something, but you probably wouldn't realize it." He steps back, and pulls a remote control out of his pocket. He pushes a large red button. The center of the ceiling opens up, revealing the starry sky. A single, miniature jet engine pops out each side of the hard hat Eevee88 is wearing. Rumbling is heard as the engines whirr to life.
"Huh? What's problem?" Eevee88 questioned before being rocketed into the sky by the jet hat. She soars of into the distance, the hole in the ceiling closing behind her.
"Honestly, how did legal let someone into this game when they never planned on participating." HIR muttered to himself. "Okay, so basically nothing's changed. You guys lost your team mascot, for all intents and purposes. But I doubt that's really going to impact your performance tomorrow. You're dismissed!" He sends them away before facepalming.
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Competition Beach
The Flaming Spyros were feeling good coming off their first victory. They hoped to continue their momentum. When they get to the beach, they seem an extremely large man with bulging muscles dressed in full military regalia. A young male is standing next to him. They look curious and the guy greets them. "Hey, I'm CG! I'm joining up with you guys."
"But we're already on day 4! How's that fair?" DummyZ pondered, before being elbowed in the gut by Pika.
"We couldn't be happier to have you, CG!" Pika enthusiastically welcomed. The large muscular man looked down as CG walked toward Team FS.
"You one of the teams? YOU'RE LATE!" He shouted. "If you make this day drag out for me anymore, you're gonna be in for a WORLD. OF. PAIN. FOOLS!" He screamed.
"Eeeeeek!" HDAZ shrieked as she tried to jump into DummyZ's arms for safety. DummyZ steps back and she falls into the sand.
"Where's HIR?" Sparxis asked.
"That little squirt? He said some mumbo jumbo about nursing orphaned penguins down in Antarctica. FOOL CAN'T EVEN HOST HIS OWN SHOW." The man shouts back. "So you maggots are stuck with me. I'm Payne... SERGEANT PAYNE to you, fools."
"What a ridiculous name." Pika giggled.
"ARE YOU BACK SASHING ME, FOOL?!" Sgt. Payne threatened, moving his large form up to tower over Pika.
"N-N-N-N-N-No... I didn't..." Pika mumbled.
"That's INSUBORDINATION, private! Now drop and GIVE ME FIFTY!" Sarge screamed.
"But..." Pika started.
"I SAID GIVE ME FIFTY!" Pika hit the sand and started doing push-ups as fast as his arms could manage. Meanwhile, Team EC had ventured onto the scene, now without Eevee88. "Took you fools long enough." Sarge straightened up. "Alright, listen here, privates. That fool HIR stuck you on an island and split you into enemy factions. And you maggots hardly know a thing about each other!" Sarge began pacing back and forth as he continued, "If there's anything that fighting in five world wars, four international skirmishes, and a small interstate misunderstanding has taught me, YOU NEED TO KNOW YOUR FELLOW SOLDIERS!" He turned to face the players and stated, "So today's drill is all about getting inside the heads of your friends... and enemies."
"Sheesh, this guy's annoying." Seiki grumbled.
"I know I didn't just hear skin-and-bones over there open his little mouth without permission, right?" Sarge's booming voice called out, causing Seiki to stare down at the sand. "Now then. Team Girly Dragon has a man up. We fight FAIR in this battlefield, soldiers. So you're going to be sidelining someone, YA GOT THAT?"
"SIR, YES SIR!" The Electrifying Cynders all called out in frightened voices.
CommanderGame has somehow joined the Flaming Spyros. *shrug*
Eevee88 has unsurprisingly been banished.
Votals:
Eevee88 (4): DragonCamo, Seiki, Skylanders fan, Eevee88
Bravo101 (1): Bravo101
crystalhero37 (1): crystalhero37
BrutalBash101 (1): BrutalBash101
Flaming Spyros:
King_Pika
SPARXisAWESOME
DummyZ
Hot Dog And Zap
CommanderGame (joined Day 4)
Electrifying Cynders:
Seiki
DragonCamo
crystalhero37
BrutalBash101
Bravo
Skylanders fan
RIP in peace:
prextail202 (Banished Night 1)
Hot Dog 542 (Mod-Banished, now DummyZ)
Vincentkoopa (Banished Night 2)
Eevee88 (Banished Night 3)
It is now Day 4!
Team EC, you must sit someone out for this round. One person will PM me a choice. They will remain anonymous unless you lose again.
Today's game mode is... Facts About You!
To start with, EVERYONE is going to try to PM me one fact about themselves between now and 4:15 pm EDT; that gives you about 18 hours. Do NOT share it with your teammates. The fact can be common knowledge on the forum or extremely obscure, but understand that there is a strategy to this.
Tomorrow we will start the game. I will post one of the facts, and it will be everyone's job to guess who they think the user is with that fact. You should answer even if it's your fact. Every team member who guesses correctly will earn a point for their team. The team with more points after we've done all 10 facts will win the challenge.
If you cannot PM me a fact, I will make one up. And I will try to make it as embarrassing as possible for a PG forum. :3
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