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a second experience with the ogre lord [CLOSED]
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#1 Posted: 21:25:18 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
>eairler today, in town
>go in poundland, they're about to close up
>browse the book section
>shocked and digusted at the sight of one of shrek's glorious written works of the shelves of a measly DISCOUNT store
>i go to store manager to complain
>store manager narrows his eyes at me and calls me crazy and says shrek is just a childrens film
>i get really ogremontional and i scream at him '*** you, u filthy farquad!!!!!' and i run at him at hit him hard
> im crying and screaming, i wasnt finished hitting the manager but security came and started dragging me out the shop
>just when the security men had nearly dragged me out th shop, i see a flash of a large green figure in the corner of my eye
>everything seems to freeze, like when you press pause on a movie, as if time had stopped
>a soft whisper of a strong scottish accent echoes in my head, saying 'its all ogre now, laddeh'
>hear a swoosh noise and everything fades to black
>back at home on computer desk on darkspyro
>sending photo i took to the CEO of poundland, absolutely digusted (http://www.imgjoe.com/x/201305281622.jpg)
> geniunely considering taking this company 2 court
> shrek is love, shrek is life
>not sure what actually shrek did 2 the farquads at poundland
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:27:59 28/05/2013 by Brightscales
Bravo101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1482
#2 Posted: 21:28:40 28/05/2013
AMG Y U KEP EDTING ET smilie
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#3 Posted: 21:33:40 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
was that meant 2 troll me
Blackholes_Wolf Diamond Sparx Gems: 8953
#4 Posted: 21:50:44 28/05/2013
SHREK IS OLD AND USED GOODS
Metallo Emerald Sparx Gems: 4766
#5 Posted: 23:00:40 29/05/2013
I had a dream where Shrek died and they put him in a giant bull skull for a coffin and then it floated up in the air and disappeared
somePerson Platinum Sparx [online] Gems: 5134
#6 Posted: 23:06:12 29/05/2013
Can I have a frog balloon?
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#7 Posted: 19:44:30 30/05/2013 | Topic Creator
recently in news - poundland in warrington mysertiously blew up
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7508
#8 Posted: 21:35:21 30/05/2013
I saw a mlp fim colouring set in poundworld.
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4823
#9 Posted: 22:59:12 30/05/2013
Beautiful...
Absolutely beautiful.
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SpyraArtisan Blue Sparx Gems: 609
#10 Posted: 23:00:23 30/05/2013
so i'm guessing poundworld is like a discount book store where you live?
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#11 Posted: 23:30:07 30/05/2013
Shrek sucks
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BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3185
#12 Posted: 00:53:55 31/05/2013
Quote: SpyraArtisan
so i'm guessing poundworld is like a discount book store where you live?


poundland is a cheap ass store where you can buy things for £1 or sometimes less

all the cool kids go to it
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Metallo Emerald Sparx Gems: 4766
#13 Posted: 00:55:24 31/05/2013
Quote: BigBoom
Quote: SpyraArtisan
so i'm guessing poundworld is like a discount book store where you live?


poundland is a cheap ass store where you can buy things for £1 or sometimes less

all the cool kids go to it



i prefer the car boot sale
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#14 Posted: 00:59:32 31/05/2013
shrek is love, skrek is life.
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Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#15 Posted: 19:00:36 31/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: SpyraArtisan
so i'm guessing poundworld is like a discount book store where you live?



you ****ing idiot
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#16 Posted: 19:26:22 31/05/2013
everything is sold in poundland.
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#17 Posted: 20:07:47 31/05/2013 | Topic Creator
godarn americans
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#18 Posted: 20:19:26 31/05/2013
yanks.
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