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jennacat4 Gold Sparx Gems: 2329
#1 Posted: 00:43:33 08/05/2013 | Topic Creator
I'll post some of mine from my guestbook later.
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http://youtu.be/gSSUco8AzDU
huge dotd freak Emerald Sparx Gems: 3354
#2 Posted: 00:45:35 08/05/2013
Yeah I'll do some tomorrow.
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Do you not like my mouth words?
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6606
#3 Posted: 00:46:30 08/05/2013
If you have 7 pencils and i have 4 apples, how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens dont wear hats.

No cough syrup, you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.

They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?


Quote: cynder1996
Dashing through the snow..... Get the **** out of my way
You are all so slow and fat what do you weigh? HA HA!
I'll end your caroling , but it won't be a silent night.
I've come to Terrorize your town and watch you die tonight!

Jingle Bells! Go to Hell!
I've hijacked Santa's sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride
Over bodies every day
HEY

Jingle Bells, Go to hell
Bodies will decay
After you're all crushed beneath
My mother****ing sleigh
HEY
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Gay 4 GARcher
Beautiful Heart Blue Sparx Gems: 763
#4 Posted: 00:53:46 08/05/2013
GO AWAY IF YOU ARE A NAZI.

What did a nazi teacher say to his lazy Jew student?

YOU NEED MORE CONCENTRATION!

If you don't get it.
Concentration Camp


What did Hitler get his daughter for her birthday?

An "Easy Bake Oven".

If you don't get it:
Look at the oven. What does it look like and what can you do with it?


What's the difference between Hitler and Micheal Phelps?

Phelps can finish a race.

If you don't get it:
Race- Timed competition with others on speed. Race2- A nationality (the Jews)
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[i]Beautiful Heart ♪[/¡]
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:04:33 08/05/2013 by Beautiful Heart
sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1306
#5 Posted: 01:03:07 08/05/2013
Hi.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! OMG so hilar!!!
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HAISHFTAYADGHpenisHDGNADGITUGDUAHD
papa123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1372
#6 Posted: 01:05:42 08/05/2013
Quote: sniper52
Hi.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! OMG so hilar!!!



Very funny.
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"And now this world shall now Pain!"
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9016
#7 Posted: 02:00:08 08/05/2013
Quote: Beautiful Heart
GO AWAY IF YOU ARE A NAZI.

What did a nazi teacher say to his lazy Jew student?

YOU NEED MORE CONCENTRATION!

If you don't get it.
Concentration Camp


What did Hitler get his daughter for her birthday?

An "Easy Bake Oven".

If you don't get it:
Look at the oven. What does it look like and what can you do with it?


What's the difference between Hitler and Micheal Phelps?

Phelps can finish a race.

If you don't get it:
Race- Timed competition with others on speed. Race2- A nationality (the Jews)


As a practicing member of the Jewish religion with holocaust survivors as distant relatives, just like to say I'm not very amused. =_=
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
JCW555 Hunter Gems: 8506
#8 Posted: 02:02:50 08/05/2013
Quote: Beautiful Heart
GO AWAY IF YOU ARE A NAZI.

What did a nazi teacher say to his lazy Jew student?

YOU NEED MORE CONCENTRATION!

If you don't get it.
Concentration Camp


What did Hitler get his daughter for her birthday?

An "Easy Bake Oven".

If you don't get it:
Look at the oven. What does it look like and what can you do with it?


What's the difference between Hitler and Micheal Phelps?

Phelps can finish a race.

If you don't get it:
Race- Timed competition with others on speed. Race2- A nationality (the Jews)


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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#9 Posted: 02:11:22 08/05/2013
The most recent one from my GB

Quote: CommanderGame
I'm pretty sure darkspyroers aren't prostitues
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:11:50 08/05/2013 by DummyZ
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#10 Posted: 07:18:57 08/05/2013
Quote: Valkyrie
Quote: TheAceOfBreath
How to train your prostitute I mean what?



leave cynder out of this


Quote: Cynderluv8801
Wait did someone say shipping?
IM NOT PAYING THE HANDELING
I AM NOT


Quote: spyro and sonic
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


I need more quotes on my guestbook...
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"Was it a hot ghost?"
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660
#11 Posted: 07:28:02 08/05/2013
My awesome Spyro 2 song

We threw an orb in the well
Don't ask us, we'll never tell
We hoped for you as it fell
You're in Ripto's way

Trade my soul for a kiss
Gems and **** for a diss
I wasn't looking for this
You're in Ripto's way

Your eyes were frowning
Purple scales, fire burning
Big blast, you ain't going
What ya think you're doing, Spyro?!

Hey I just saw you
And think you're crazy
But here's a guidebook
Save us maybe?

And all the other villians
Try to chase you
But here's a talisman
Defeat them maybe?

Before you came through the por-tal we messed up so bad
And you can see that
We messed up so so bad
Before you came through the por-tal we messed up so bad
And you can see that
We messed up so so bad

And all the other villians
Try to chase you
But here's a talisman
Defeat them maybe?


Quote: Big Green
The worst Skylanders idea is Skylanders


Quote: Radiance
Bianca is half Forgotten Worldian and half Milhouse. Simple as that, lol.


Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: Brightscales


ash feelng pikachu up


And there it is, the Brightscales comment. Always enlightening the situation. God Bless 'Merica.


Quote: TorchSheep
Oh right Damn you Punch Pop Fizz...

*Walks onto comedy show stage*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Doncaster! So what's the deal with the Skylanders, eh? I mean you got you're Spyro obviously. Then you've got your Dark Spyro, Legendary Spyro, Punch Spyro, Zombie Spyro, Dracula Spyro, Pinkie Pie Spyro, Giant Spyro, Super Legendary Spyro, Even more purple Spyro, Spyro Series 2, CRAZY HAIR SPYRO , HIR Spyro, Dark Spyro Series 2, Legendary Spyro Series 2, Spyro Series 3, Legendary CRAZY HAIR Pyro Spyro and even Gingerbread Spyro. But they're all the exact same in terms of stats, oh activision, you greedy buggers you...


Quote: TorchSheep
R.I.P.
Jaggedstar
199?-2013
Died of drinking 15 gallons of bubble soap
She will be missed... especially by ClayFace...

I had to get rid of my charming death quotes because space
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Beautiful Heart Blue Sparx Gems: 763
#12 Posted: 01:57:48 09/05/2013
Quote: Jaggedstar
My awesome Spyro 2 song

We threw an orb in the well
Don't ask us, we'll never tell
We hoped for you as it fell
You're in Ripto's way

Trade my soul for a kiss
Gems and **** for a diss
I wasn't looking for this
You're in Ripto's way

Your eyes were frowning
Purple scales, fire burning
Big blast, you ain't going
What ya think you're doing, Spyro?!

Hey I just saw you
And think you're crazy
But here's a guidebook
Save us maybe?

And all the other villians
Try to chase you
But here's a talisman
Defeat them maybe?

Before you came through the por-tal we messed up so bad
And you can see that
We messed up so so bad
Before you came through the por-tal we messed up so bad
And you can see that
We messed up so so bad

And all the other villians
Try to chase you
But here's a talisman
Defeat them maybe?


Quote: Big Green
The worst Skylanders idea is Skylanders


Quote: Radiance
Bianca is half Forgotten Worldian and half Milhouse. Simple as that, lol.


Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: Brightscales


ash feelng pikachu up


And there it is, the Brightscales comment. Always enlightening the situation. God Bless 'Merica.


Quote: TorchSheep
Oh right Damn you Punch Pop Fizz...

*Walks onto comedy show stage*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Doncaster! So what's the deal with the Skylanders, eh? I mean you got you're Spyro obviously. Then you've got your Dark Spyro, Legendary Spyro, Punch Spyro, Zombie Spyro, Dracula Spyro, Pinkie Pie Spyro, Giant Spyro, Super Legendary Spyro, Even more purple Spyro, Spyro Series 2, CRAZY HAIR SPYRO , HIR Spyro, Dark Spyro Series 2, Legendary Spyro Series 2, Spyro Series 3, Legendary CRAZY HAIR Pyro Spyro and even Gingerbread Spyro. But they're all the exact same in terms of stats, oh activision, you greedy buggers you...


Quote: TorchSheep
R.I.P.
Jaggedstar
199?-2013
Died of drinking 15 gallons of bubble soap
She will be missed... especially by ClayFace...

I had to get rid of my charming death quotes because space



I LIKED UR SONG.
IT'S CALL ME MAYBE.
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[i]Beautiful Heart ♪[/¡]
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