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Depression and Dating [CLOSED]
duck Green Sparx Gems: 181
#1 Posted: 02:24:23 05/05/2013 | Topic Creator
I cannot find a new mate. It's so hard. All I think about is Goosey. D:

I need help to find a mate, please.

If anyone try to hook me up with some fake **** I'm gonna kill them.
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I'm duck. smilie
ALL BULLIES SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND BANNED!!
I missy my Goosey
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:24:48 05/05/2013 by duck
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#2 Posted: 02:30:06 05/05/2013
Well then, if you didn't like my fake blow-up goose then you could've just let me know nicely..
You hurt it's feelings!! D':

But if you are in such desperate need for a mate, and are not willing to take my awesome blow-up goose, then you can go to a website called l00lhelpineedamatenaoplzkthnxbai.org.
There are some real healthy gooses there... ;)
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399
#3 Posted: 02:31:29 05/05/2013
Try going to a Chinese restaurant in the kitchen.
duck Green Sparx Gems: 181
#4 Posted: 02:34:48 05/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: cowpowa23
Well then, if you didn't like my fake blow-up goose then you could've just let me know nicely..
You hurt it's feelings!! D':

But if you are in such desperate need for a mate, and are not willing to take my awesome blow-up goose, then you can go to a website called l00lhelpineedamatenaoplzkthnxbai.org.
There are some real healthy gooses there... smilie


I will try thank you!

Quote: Spyrobaro
Duck, you are my one true love. Run off with me as we tiptoe through the tulips.


Could you arrange a meet up with a "Baro" for me?

Quote: somePerson
Try going to a Chinese restaurant in the kitchen.



**** you.
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I'm duck. smilie
ALL BULLIES SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND BANNED!!
I missy my Goosey
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399
#5 Posted: 02:36:30 05/05/2013
What these isn't fabulous.
[User Posted Image]
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#6 Posted: 02:37:33 05/05/2013
I read the title and the first thing that came to mind was "Its the same thing!!!!"
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
duck Green Sparx Gems: 181
#7 Posted: 02:43:35 05/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyrobaro
Quote: duck
Could you arrange a meet up with a "Baro" for me?

Sure. How's tomorrow at 5 (PM) sound? You know, at that part of the big lake in the park that no one goes to because it's really deep in the forest?



Tots awesme
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I'm duck. smilie
ALL BULLIES SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND BANNED!!
I missy my Goosey
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399
#8 Posted: 02:44:12 05/05/2013
Quote: Spyrobaro
Quote: duck
Could you arrange a meet up with a "Baro" for me?

Sure. How's tomorrow at 5 (PM) sound? You know, at that part of the big lake in the park that no one goes to because it's really deep in the forest?



Sounds like Slender.
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#9 Posted: 02:46:36 05/05/2013
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Spyrobaro
Quote: duck
Could you arrange a meet up with a "Baro" for me?

Sure. How's tomorrow at 5 (PM) sound? You know, at that part of the big lake in the park that no one goes to because it's really deep in the forest?



Sounds like Slender.



That's what a Baro is, somePerson.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#10 Posted: 03:02:35 05/05/2013
Good luck goose...
wink

wink
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#11 Posted: 05:42:40 05/05/2013
...

Nudge

Nudge
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#12 Posted: 08:00:44 05/05/2013
ducks r meanies and dont deserve love!!!!!1111!!!!! smilie
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3251
#13 Posted: 09:47:56 05/05/2013
I know this single platypus near where I live, I could set you two up.
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#14 Posted: 15:48:36 05/05/2013
Here you go.

[User Posted Image]
Samius Hunter Gems: 9224
#15 Posted: 16:44:56 06/05/2013
Better think again, Duck.

Geese have teeth on their tongue.
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#16 Posted: 17:21:12 06/05/2013
since when did people on darkspyro date
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3251
#17 Posted: 19:44:51 06/05/2013
Quote: Brightscales
since when did people on darkspyro date


ClayFace x onslaught ._.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3251
#18 Posted: 19:51:25 06/05/2013
HIR x Aura24.... some are fictional...
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#19 Posted: 20:32:53 06/05/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: Brightscales
since when did people on darkspyro date


ClayFace x onslaught ._.



They're gay?? I didn't know that.
SpyraArtisan Blue Sparx Gems: 609
#20 Posted: 20:37:18 06/05/2013
you wonder why i avoid dating right now
all it does is cause you depression, which is something you really don't want
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2599
#21 Posted: 20:39:00 06/05/2013
Who's Goose?
SpyraArtisan Blue Sparx Gems: 609
#22 Posted: 20:42:15 06/05/2013
goose goose is goose
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#23 Posted: 20:46:46 06/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Who's Goose?



Gee Ash, how can you live not knowing these things!?
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2599
#24 Posted: 20:49:48 06/05/2013
Quote: DummyZ
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Who's Goose?



Gee Ash, how can you live not knowing these things!?



Well, I've been here for only 4 months!
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#25 Posted: 20:52:50 06/05/2013
^Still!
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#26 Posted: 20:55:25 06/05/2013
ill be ur new mate.... duck

............

smilie
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#27 Posted: 21:12:02 06/05/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Quote: DummyZ
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Who's Goose?



Gee Ash, how can you live not knowing these things!?



Well, I've been here for only 4 months!



No excuse.

SOMEONE TAKE THIS CHILD TO DS SCHOOL!
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3251
#28 Posted: 21:18:14 06/05/2013
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Quote: DummyZ



Gee Ash, how can you live not knowing these things!?



Well, I've been here for only 4 months!



No excuse.

SOMEONE TAKE THIS CHILD TO DS SCHOOL!


Welcome to darkSpyro 101!
Goose is Duck's dead husband/wife/animal/mate
HIR will overthrow dark in 2015
Dragon Camo will have a battle to the death will Sesshamaru will Korra gifs.
BrightScales will three-way marry Ice Dragoness and CAV
EmperorKaos will make more pointless topics.
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#29 Posted: 21:24:10 06/05/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Ash Starkindle



Well, I've been here for only 4 months!



No excuse.

SOMEONE TAKE THIS CHILD TO DS SCHOOL!


Welcome to darkSpyro 101!
Goose is Duck's dead husband/wife/animal/mate
HIR will overthrow dark in 2015
Dragon Camo will have a battle to the death will Sesshamaru will Korra gifs.
BrightScales will three-way marry Ice Dragoness and CAV
EmperorKaos will make more pointless topics.


YES YES YES! I knew all of this because I stalked this forum months before I made an account.
smilie
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#30 Posted: 21:24:34 06/05/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Ash Starkindle



Well, I've been here for only 4 months!



No excuse.

SOMEONE TAKE THIS CHILD TO DS SCHOOL!


Welcome to darkSpyro 101!
Goose is Duck's dead husband/wife/animal/mate
HIR will overthrow dark in 2015
Dragon Camo will have a battle to the death will Sesshamaru will Korra gifs.
BrightScales will three-way marry Ice Dragoness and CAV
EmperorKaos will make more pointless topics.



Sell this book for 100 Gems now.
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2599
#31 Posted: 21:29:27 06/05/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Ash Starkindle



Well, I've been here for only 4 months!



No excuse.

SOMEONE TAKE THIS CHILD TO DS SCHOOL!


Welcome to darkSpyro 101!
Goose is Duck's dead husband/wife/animal/mate
You will overthrow dark in 2015
Dragon Camo will have a battle to the death will Sesshamaru will Korra gifs.
BrightScales will three-way marry Ice Dragoness and CAV
EmperorKaos will make more pointless topics.



Oh..... Cool
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6606
#32 Posted: 01:37:02 07/05/2013
Quote: TorchSheep
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Ash Starkindle



Well, I've been here for only 4 months!



No excuse.

SOMEONE TAKE THIS CHILD TO DS SCHOOL!


Welcome to darkSpyro 101!
Goose is Duck's dead husband/wife/animal/mate
HIR will overthrow dark in 2015
Dragon Camo will have a battle to the death will Sesshamaru will Korra gifs.
BrightScales will three-way marry Ice Dragoness and CAV
EmperorKaos will make more pointless topics.


I will bw vicorious
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Gay 4 GARcher
LevanJess Emerald Sparx Gems: 3516
#33 Posted: 01:59:57 07/05/2013
Quote: duck
If anyone try to hook me up with some fake **** I'm gonna kill them.


Quote: duck
**** you.


[User Posted Image]-----
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but i love it all smooth
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#34 Posted: 02:36:19 07/05/2013
Quote: Brightscales
ill be ur new mate.... duck

............

;)


Duck, please be sensible enough to accept this beautiful offer.
Do it for goose, duck!
He'll be so happy knowing that your finally with someone else!
Even if that someone is a butt-ugly ogre-I mean beautiful person....
e.e
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
WUMBOSIMPSON Yellow Sparx Gems: 1424
#35 Posted: 02:46:50 07/05/2013
duck
i know how to make you fly
c:
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cry baby, I am
VespiDragon8 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6520
#36 Posted: 03:23:06 07/05/2013
Seeing the title, I have 100% of depression for that. And worse, I never had a date. Well, I remember that I had a girlfriend, but it was when I was 7 years old, and then, my immaturity was very extreme, and of course, I lost her.

Sometimes I like to change my real name, get a plastic surgery or whatever that to change the skin color. Maybe that's why I look different to others, and the girls decide to make me aside.
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