darkSpyro

Picks gem out of the ashes

WTF

Teleports gem to me

With that teleport you also brought with you the volcano

I take the gem while you're stuck

You've run straight into my tripwire, I take the gem while you struggle to get the ashes out of your eyes.

I throw gem into a black hole

I transport myself into the unknown and retrieve the gem before using wormhole technology to escape

So, you're that rodent basically.

Wobbuffet, Focus Sash, Counter. Try me.

HEhEHEHEHEE

Takes gem while everyone's distracted and runs away

Uses aforementioned wormhole tech to suck gem out of your grasp and teleport it right back to me

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

okay

*Goes back in time to the first time the gem was spotted, and quickly grabs it*

*jumps king pen for gem*

backhand

hits you and runs off

You ran off without the gem so I head in the other direction

Without the gem

I grab the gem and continue to run

You grabbed a false.

I grab the true gem.

WHICH WAS FALSE

The fake gem was the real gem

lol you're a suck-up

I told you. My gem was real.

Listen if Willster has wormhole technology then I can disguise Gems as Gems

I keep running with the real gem, and throw it in volcano, it falls in lava and melts

WELP, that's the end of the topic.

Tiger eats the gem

Tiger ate me and I smashed out of it with the gem.

Peta attacks you for killing the tiger

PETA lawyers sue for the gem.

They lose the lawsuit
I take the gem

I come back out of nowhere and rip the gem from your grasp before heading into a dense field of corn

I bring a torch and set it on fire - the corn pops in waves, creating a lot of popcorn

I eat my way through it and find you and the gem

I take the gem to the movies with some of this popcorn

The theatre kicks you out, and takes the gem away from you

I own the theatre and therefore have the gem returned to me

I buy the theatre from you, which allows me to take the gem

*off topic*



^.^

I quickly snatch the gem and lock it in a box that is locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box, locked in a box and buried underneath the empire state building.

And then I SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

And clone the gem.

I take it and run off

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V5ZwkESUnI

You run into the same volcano from before

I take the gem while you're dazed

YO WTF I WASN'T EVEN RUNNING THIS TIME!

*takes gem because i has superpower to take thing from guy who was wrong*

HA, you said guy

I AM A LADY

*audience gasps*

the gem is MINE

Wait, there is an audience?

I take the gem while you are confused

I trip you and take gem while you struggle to get back up

You trip over your own trip

I take the gem to Hawaii

Volcano
*Boom*

I take the gem and make a quick escape

?takegem

/give Gengar Guy gem

Gengar Guy can't hold things 'cause he's a ghost

I take the gem

I then take the gem and make 99 other clones of it. Take he real gem, you live. Take a clone gem, all the gems blow up, including the real one. And the clones all look exactly alike.

It's obvious - it's the one you're still holding

I take the real gem and climb the Eiffel Tower with it

I then blow up the Eiffel Tower and take the gem.

The remnants of the Eiffel Tower pile on top of you - I land on all that like a cherry on a cake

I take the gem while you're stunned and take it to a carnival