darkSpyro

Did someone say... MASTER BALLS?
No? Well I throw Master Balls at everything you have. Including you because you are a Gengar.

Arceus just fainted because of a game hack.


I have the gem...


whatchu gunna du?

I punch you in the face and take the gem.

I make you blast off like Team Rocket.

kthnxforhthegem

Wait, the gem you took wasn't a gem... it was a crystal!

i steal the gem and throw it in to a pool of lava so no one can have it

I time travel back to the start of the universe where all matter was bunched together smaller than a coin and steal the matter that would one day become the gem. Checkmate.

I go back in time and destroy the time machine.

Yeah, um, I'm actually a child of Aku.

gimme gem

That's not saying much, so I take the Gem right out of your hands.

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That's not saying much, so I take the Gem right out of your hands.

I SAID That I am a child of Aku! You know who tf Aku is? He's a powerful wizard that will WHOOP your behind!

Yeah, but you are powerless to stop me since that burn in my post halves your attack.

/gamemode @a survival
/gamemode xjmmjbn creative
/effect @e minecraft:instant_damage 99999 99999
/summon minecaft:item {CustomName:Gem}

The Master Ball doesn't work because I'm not actually a Gengar. I'm a human being. Also, you just threw MASTER BALLS at everything I had, even though Master Balls don't work on pre-caught Pokemon. So I just take the gem from whoever has it, and then I summon Vindicators named Johnny to guard the gem.

I get a kill anything gun that kills anything and I shoot everything. I then take the gem.

I then /ban everyone, leaving the gem all for me.

I make a new server with a new gem,and I'm the only user.

Also I send viruses to you lol

I join said server, and steal the gem because of your underestimation.

I leave the computer, succsessfully with the gem

I shoot a bazooka at you IRL and take the gem.

I turn into a ghost, take the gem, and fly into space

Future Sight from 50 posts ago comes to kill you. I then get the Alakazam to take the gem and give it to me.

you can't kill a ghost, takes gem back

But Future Sight is Psychic, and as we all know, Psychic is immune to Ghost.

While you two are fighting, I break all the crates in the stage, to obtain the gem.

We hear the crates breaking and form a temporary truce to kill you. I then backstab KPK and steal the gem.

The knife goes right through and I steal them gem. Because of the greed this gem holds, I throw it into a black hole and the black hole disappears.

The gem will never appear at any point in time ever again, due to it's destruction.

Your welcome

I find a new gem lying around

Quote: emeraldzoroark

I find a new gem lying around

It's made of cardboard

I turn it into a gem using my turn things into a gem gun.

Quote: emeraldzoroark

I turn it into a gem using my turn things into a gem gun.

The Gem explodes, and there are no parts left

I recalibrate it and shoot your face.

Quote: emeraldzoroark

I recalibrate it and shoot your face.

It does nothing cause I am still a ghost, I throw the gem on top of mount everest

My flying robot takes the gen off Mount Everest

it gives you gen 5, the gem is still on mt everest

My flying robot takes the gem off Mount Everest

You robot deactivates due to lack of battery and falls into a cliff on Mt. Everest

I make a new robot with more battery. It then retrieves the gem.

It malfunctions in the cold, and drops the gem into the cliff

I make another robot with sufficent temperature resistance and battery life and I get it to retrieve the gem.

An avalance buries your robot and crushes it, and the gem is buried as well

Screw this, I go back in time, punch Cynder134 in the face and take the gem.

I leech your life(Cause I am a metroid currently) and take the gem

That was an illusion created by Zoroark, who uses Flamethrower.

It doesn't affect the Metroid

It gets away with the gem

It gets crushed by a random inconvenient object.

Metroid sucks life out of crushed gem and uses it to make a new gem

I then shoot the Metroid with my Metroid killer gun and take the gem.

Quote: emeraldzoroark

I then shoot the Metroid with my Metroid killer gun and take the gem.

You killed the baby metroid

Samus Rainbow Beams you to death, and gives me the gem

Lol ressurection hacks

I get all the gems in te world, turn them into one mega gem, and then I crush you.

you can't crush a ghost, I crush you with them gem, and then throw it back to before anything existed