don't get too excited over your cameo, sleepy.
derpz
Haha I knew it you smurf.
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#251 Posted: 20:19:37 09/06/2013
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Haha I knew it you smurf. Off topic: MY PAHGE
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#252 Posted: 19:58:12 16/06/2013
Awesome! Easter eggs are cool.
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#253 Posted: 20:30:33 16/06/2013
You need to change the title...
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#254 Posted: 17:22:21 29/06/2013 | Topic Creator
I'll be working more on this soon.
Expect ALOT of stuff between now and October. |
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#255 Posted: 07:59:57 14/07/2013
*bump*
When's the next part?
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#256 Posted: 08:01:51 14/07/2013
i dont know
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#257 Posted: 00:07:11 15/07/2013
Soon I hopee
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#258 Posted: 02:48:46 15/07/2013 | Topic Creator
Soon
It has to do with E3, traveling, overseas skylanders, and saving the Skylander girl |
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#259 Posted: 07:34:01 15/07/2013
Brilliant. Just brilliant. The fact that this is not one of those "Ohh it's Kaos..." and then "We beat Kaos. yay" is very unique.
I might actually start a story similar to yours, involving packs, but not entirely on shops and figures. I'll make it that the figures have to get into the game and shtuff. Is this okay with you ZapNorris? |
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#260 Posted: 12:36:14 15/07/2013
Well after Zapnorris you need to talk with me ash starkindle Paddyfitz and wreckingball bob.
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#261 Posted: 13:01:19 15/07/2013 | Topic Creator
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Yes!! |
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Sleepy0429
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#262 Posted: 22:51:31 15/07/2013
Quote:
AND THAT PLOT NEVER GOT SAW AGAIN Quote:
This to.
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#263 Posted: 18:44:31 16/07/2013 | Topic Creator
New chapter
drobot, LC fizz, LC chill, LC hex, polar, and scarlet head out* Meanwhile in America... Boomer: Who made you in charge? Chop Chop: I did. Boomer: what the.. Sunburn: bring it on! *sunburn claws at chop chop packaging* Chop chop: you can't do anything! *sunburn rips open the packaging* Chop Chop: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?! Sunburn: end your reign! *sunburn crushes chop chop into lapis lazuli dust* Boomer: Whoa.. Sunburn: I think boomer should lead untill we can find wrecker. Slam Bam: yeah! Boomer: well! I've been able to track down wrecking ball! *Skylanders Rejoice* Boomer: I've also tracked down another Skylander only a few of us know.. Punch Pop Fizz: Who Is it? Boomer: Painted Eyes. Punch Pop Fizz: WHERE ARE THEY! Cynder: WHERE? Boomer: San Francisco. Cynder: You mean we're gonna- YAAAAAAY! Boomer: me, punch, and Cynder will go get wrecker and painted eyes. Cynder: and another. Boomer: who? Cynder: in 3... 2.... 1... Kid: I JUST WON METALIC CYNDER!!!!! |
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#264 Posted: 18:55:50 16/07/2013
AWESOME!
It doesn't seem as funny as it used to be.
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#265 Posted: 17:06:28 22/07/2013
That was a quick kill.
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#266 Posted: 16:04:55 23/07/2013
Can There be an easter egg about an ignitor that calls himself hardcore?
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#267 Posted: 04:49:04 03/08/2013
Next chapter plz.
IDEA FOR EASTER EGGGG Kid: Oh yeah a gnarly single! Boomer: oh no Gnarly,makes a evil grin Me: YESS A GNARLY!
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#268 Posted: 22:41:00 05/08/2013
NEXT CHAPTER PLEASE!
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#269 Posted: 18:53:50 08/08/2013
Awesome! I love it!
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#270 Posted: 21:11:26 14/08/2013 | Topic Creator
new chapter
Cynder: Booyah! We leave in a week! Boomer: great! Sunburn: so... i heard about something.... Boomer: what? Sunburn: we’ve got company... Chill 1/2: Yep! the kid’s preordered everything! we’re screwed! Boomer: no we’re not! because we were first! Chill 1/2: well the infinity comes out august. swap force comes october. so we’re not first. Boomer: damn it! Chill 1/2: there’s one place we can go... Boomer: We can’t go to E3! it’s too dangerous! Chill 1/2: how? Boomer: all the people. we could get stolen Bouncer: they know we're alive.. Boomer: ON the inside. Sunburn: i think the narrirator is gonna time travel. one week later... |
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#271 Posted: 21:51:38 14/08/2013
Nice.
Wish it was as funny as it used to be.
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#272 Posted: 23:12:16 14/08/2013
^ Yeah.
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#273 Posted: 16:46:53 15/08/2013
yeah, it used to be hilarious
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#274 Posted: 19:19:00 19/08/2013 | Topic Creator
i have a new chapter coming soon
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#275 Posted: 23:12:28 19/08/2013
I sadly think its time for boomer to go off the portal,
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#276 Posted: 14:36:40 20/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Boomer: we’re flying out!
meanwhile in san francisco... *door opens* Skydad: we’re here! skykids: YAAAAAY! many hours later.... Random TFB Guy: c'mon! Let's go see the collection! *skydadand boy go to see the collection* Skylander Girl: Hey... WASH BUCKLER! *skygirl runs to wash buckler* *door closes behind her* Tree Rex: Hook, Line, and sinker! Skygirl: what? Tree rex: now I will have your powers! *tree rex uses lazer* *screaming* Meanwhile... Boomer: we saved wrecking ball! Cynder: and we met the Skylander kids! Punch pop fizz: now we need to get home.. June 1st, 2013 *sirens sound* Cynder: there's a portal master emergency! Boomer: the skylanders girl has gone missing! *panicing* Boomer: CALM DOWN! she’s located in los angeles, nevada. she’s been frozen into a toy. we’ve made an alliance. Chill 1/2: with who? *skylander dad, boy, mom, and LC chase appear on tv screen* Chill 1/2: OH GOD! Skylander Dad: we need you to help us find my daughter! sources are saying there’s a big event in nevada, maybe she’s there! Boomer: i know... it’s E3! Bouncer: WHO’S GOING!?! Boomer: me, skylander dad, and chill. Chill 1/2: we’ll report back! |
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#277 Posted: 15:10:58 20/08/2013
Nice, but still not funny.
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#278 Posted: 21:34:45 20/08/2013
Now it's a drama.
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#279 Posted: 22:44:32 20/08/2013
Yep... There hasn't been a joke for the past 3-4 Chapters...
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#280 Posted: 00:12:44 21/08/2013
Let's rename this Boomers big drama.
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#281 Posted: 13:52:32 21/08/2013 | Topic Creator
The next chapter will be funny.
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#282 Posted: 19:27:15 23/08/2013
I LOVE this story! I've been following it since before I had an account! Keep up the great work, Zap!
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#283 Posted: 21:20:35 23/08/2013 | Topic Creator
New, funny chapter
Chill 1/2: we’ll report back! Fright Rider: wait a second! the narriratior never stopped the thrift shop! *rider sings thrift shop, replacing the swearing with bird noises* Boomer: say, where’s trigger snappy? Trigger Snappy: here. i got friends! *cue reveal of giantkicks* Mini-jini: you all know where we came from, don’t ask. Boomer: What tha.... Jade: TIME PARADOX!!!!!!! Boomer: I don't get it... Jade: I AM THE 13th DOCTOR! Boomer: WTF!? Punch: Okay, we need to get to Nevada! *boomer and PPF go out the door* E3 June 17th, 2013 Boomer: We're here... PPF: Look at all the people... Skydad: okay. We need to get a E3 hot dog, and save my daughter! PPF: Let's go in! *boomer, skydad, and PPF go in* Boomer/PPF: WHOA.... Skydad: to the skylanders! Meanwhile in another part of the earth.... ????????: My big reveal is soon. ?????: Don't Get heartburn in the first place, sir. ??????: I guess. Heartburn Bad. ??????????: Shut it Tonto! Next month, I'll get rid of those stupid skylanders and rule! ?????: Yeah! ??????????: See Ya Real Soon.... Meanwhile at E3... Blast Zone: I remember You... Didn't your elf friend talk to me? Boomer: Yes. Blast Zone: well **** him, nobody has my boots but ME! Hot Dog: Hello... PPF: So, where are your legs? Grilla Drilla: I can't tell you that. Skydad: swap! *DUN DUN DUN* Rattle Drilla: neither can I. Skydad: there she is! *skydad points to skygirl toy at the infinity booth* |
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#284 Posted: 21:39:03 23/08/2013
Was kinda funny, but maybe a bit more. Like it originally was.
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#285 Posted: 21:45:33 23/08/2013 | Topic Creator
After they save the SkylanderGirl, there will be funny stuff.
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#286 Posted: 21:57:05 23/08/2013
Did not laugh IF I HEAR A RACIST INDIAN JOKE ! No I'm not Indian.
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#287 Posted: 23:00:40 23/08/2013
Hey ZapNorris, i'm uttster13, and I have been reading the story since the beginning. But I have to agree with Paddy and Sleepy; Your story isn't that funny anymore! After you talked about the Skylander Kids, it went way downhill. Sorry if this hurts your feelings.
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#288 Posted: 23:06:06 23/08/2013
Where may cameo?
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#289 Posted: 23:07:53 23/08/2013 | Topic Creator
E3 June 17th, 2013 Boomer: We're here... PPF: Look at all the people... Skylander Dad: okay. We need to get a E3 hot dog, and save my daughter! PPF: Let's go in! *boomer, Skylander Dad, and PPF go in* Boomer/PPF: WHOA.... Skylander Dad: to the skylanders! Meanwhile in another part of the earth.... ????????: My big reveal is soon. ?????: Don't Get heartburn in the first place, sir. ??????: I guess. Heartburn Bad. ??????????: Shut it Tonto! Next month, I'll get rid of those stupid skylanders and rule! ?????: Yeah! ??????????: See Ya Real Soon.... Meanwhile at E3... Blast Zone: I remember You... Didn't your elf friend talk to me? Boomer: Yes. Blast Zone: well **** him, nobody has my boots but ME! Hot Dog: Hello... PPF: So, where are your legs? Grilla Drilla: I can't tell you that. Skylander Dad: swap! *DUN DUN DUN* Rattle Drilla: neither can I. Skylander Dad: there she is! *Skylander Dad points to skygirl toy at the infinity booth* Boomer: let’s go.. *they head to the infinity display* Skylander Dad: how... ****ing boring! PPF: Look at this one! it looks like a ****ing prototype! Jack Sparrow: WELL **** YOU, MATEY! PPF: Well, look who can talk! Boomer: we have to get going! PPF: you can’t even swap! Jack Ranger would be good... Jack Sparrow: THAT’S IT! *cue infinity figures rising* Tonto: SKYLANDER BAD! Mater: I’M GONNA TOW YOU TO HELL! PPF: skydad, you get the girl, we’ll fight these bastards! *PPF Starts throwing random bottles everywhere* Tonto: TONTO HURT! Mater: HEARTBURN! *tonto and mater shatter into pieces* *Grilla Drilla shows up* Grilla Drilla: SUMMON THE MONKEYS! *all the monkeys from the barbossa toys attack the infinity characters* Grilla Drilla: RUN! *Boomer, Grilla Drilla, and PPF run* *PPF gets tomahawked in the back* PPF: AHHHH! *tonto shows up* Tonto: We never die. *PPF kicks tonto’s junk* PPF: THAT’S for being A RACIST RETARD! Tonto: OW! *tonto falls* *Grilla drilla drills into tonto* Grilla Drilla: Now let’s go. *the 3 and the skylander dad, with the girl and e3 hot dog, go back home* Meanwhile at home... Epic Rap Battles of skylands Hot Dog VS Wrecking Ball Wrecking Ball: Awwww yeah! These verses taking control! Think you can bust a rhyme against mr wreck and roll? I'll thwap yo' crappy rymes in the air, like in ring out, You try to beat me, you'll be in the dog house! I make everything look good, even when I upchuck! Get back in your kennel, you stray mangy mutt! My cute style and power, that's what made me a hit! You're most powerfull attack is taking a ****! Hot Dog: Oh Damn! Get up and rhyme, man! I'll pyro pierce your ass and put you down with a comet slam! This dog ain't gonna stop! My rhymes are molten hot! Even my bros at Walmart Know my style is in overstock! Now I'm a real dawg! I'll take a piss on yo' leg! Then I'll go and screw with your head! I'm obviously gonna win, you should just stop. The reason they didn't give you a happy meal toy? Your fat ass can't fit in the box! Wrecking Ball: I don't need a toy to make me happy, my boy You just sit there and whine while the disco deploys! You can't beat me! I got bigass teeth! You used to belong to someone, But they took off the collar and set you free! Then they left you there and came to me! I'm a master of rap, my teeth make my foes bloody! You're just some psychopath's lost puppy! Hot Dog: I'm a top dog, mother****er You can eat my molten ****, If you try and stop this rap, Well, ya can't put a leash on this! I'm loved by all! You're a big blue rock! You wanna get me? Stand in a line, buy me at GameStop! Go ahead, spit more crap, make It quick. Then use you big mouth to suck my ****! Hot Head: Who Won? who's Next? YOU DECIDE! Trigger Happy: *eats trix* PLAGIRIZIM!1!!!!!!!10ne *eats trix* Hot Head: By the way, CREDIIIIIIIIIT! Pop Fizz: THE WEDDING HAS BEGUN! *wedding music* Thumpling: Bouncer, do you take Ninjini as your wife Bouncer: I DO Thumpling: Ninjini, do you take bouncer as yo' husband? Ninjini: Yep! Thumpling: you may nao kiss... Boomer: WE GOT HER! Thumpling: Oh. KISS THE WOMAN, WE'RE RECORDING! Boomer: Meet e3 hot dog! E3HD: hey! DON’T EAT ME *laughing* Boomer: meet our new friend *cue reveal of grilla drilla!* August 18th, 2013 *screaming* Bouncer: IT’S I-DAY! IT’S I-DAY! Thumpling: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! Boomer: CALM DOWN! WE ARE NOT GETTING REPLACED! New chap |
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#290 Posted: 23:16:29 23/08/2013
Good, but it's still not as funny as it used to be...
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#291 Posted: 00:17:27 24/08/2013
*still waits for cameo*
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#292 Posted: 00:19:42 24/08/2013
^ I think you can stop waiting. It's most likely not gonna happen by now...
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#293 Posted: 00:20:33 24/08/2013
*stop waiting and sends pm*
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#294 Posted: 11:00:46 24/08/2013
Nice.
It's pretty good now. SUMMON THE MONKEYS!
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#295 Posted: 12:12:25 24/08/2013
See ya real soon
****ING MICKEY MOUSE YEAHHHH
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#296 Posted: 21:56:16 24/08/2013
#stopskylanderboyandgirl #boomersbigdrama
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#297 Posted: 03:52:46 25/08/2013 | Topic Creator
I'm gonna start giving chapters titles now.
Sneak peak of "I-day" Sulley: End Of The line, troll! Violet: Now let's get this over with easy.. *CRASH!* Dash: HOLYSONOFA*****WHATTHE****WASTHAT!?!!?!?!??!??!? Drobot: Your Doom! SN: Yeaaaaaaaah! *scarlet throws sword at sulley, stabbing his back* Sulley: AHHHHHHH! MY BACK! Mr Incredible: Bring it on! *LC pop fizz throws bottle at MRI* Mr Incredible: Nothing, blue bastard! LC hex: RAAAAAAGH! Polar: HOLD ON HEX! LC Hex: RAAAAAAGH! *LCH summons skull buddy* Mr Incedible: holy sh- *skull buddy hits MRI* Mr Incedible: AHHHH! *sully and MRI shatter* Grilla Drilla: SUMMON THE MONKEY!!!!! *jack the monkey attacks barbossa* Barbossa: MY FACE! MY FACE! MY FAAAAACE! *barbossa shatters* Wash Shake: Swap! Rattle Buckler: Yes! *SWAP!* Wash Buckler: Hey Davy Jerk! Mike Wannabe-zowski! SEE MY SUCKERS! *wash buckler jumps on mike and Davy Jones and blinds them with ink* |
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#298 Posted: 09:47:30 25/08/2013
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Sleepy, just shut up. They're just kids having fun. There's nothing wrong with that.
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#299 Posted: 12:29:55 25/08/2013
I want randy try to make peace with warnado. :3
I-day is gonna be awesome!
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#300 Posted: 15:42:49 25/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Let's start page 7 with I-DAY!
August 18th, 2013 *screaming* Bouncer: IT’S I-DAY! IT’S I-DAY! Thumpling: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! Boomer: CALM DOWN! WE ARE NOT GETTING REPLACED! Thumpling: THE KID IS GONNA REPLACE US! Boomer: EVERYONE SHUT UP! Just calm down! We will be fine! He'll still love us! Gill Runt: WE'RE GONNA ****ING DIE! Ninjini: *Screaming* Grilla Drilla: Good news... I might be able to get a swap force friend. Boomer: WHO? Grilla Drilla: Countdown! Boomer: Wow! Grilla Drilla: And Wash Buckler and Rattle Shake. Boomer: And MRS? Grilla Drilla: Maybe.. Cause we're going to GAMESCOM! Boomer: YAY! Cynder: But first WE'RE GONNA DIE! Bouncer: An hour TILL WE DIE! *screaming and panicking* Boomer: CALM DOWN! We'll be fi- Kid: INFINITY IS HERE!!!!! Boomer: freeze up guys! *toys freeze up* *kid places starter, sidekick pack, randy, Davy Jones, violet, dash, both playsets and mater on the table* Mater: Alright. You know the deal. Tonto: Let's go! Jack Sparrow: alright! We get them to tell us where the master portal is. Dash: WHATIFTHEYDONTTELLUSWHEREITIS???????? Sulley: they die. RDT: think again, you college outcast! *RDT hits sulley with staff* Sulley: Hey! *sulley roars* *RDT uses magic beam* *sulley grabs RDT* Sulley: WHERE IS THE MASTER PORTAL!? RDT: I'll tell you over my dead body! Barbossa: Sounds like a plan! *barbossa stabs RDT* RDT: AHHHHH! MY BACK! MY BACK! PPF: If you want him, you go through me first! *PPF jumps on sulley and attacks him* Meanwhile at GAMESCOM Drobot: this place looks fun! PW: Look! Countdown! Countdown: Hey! PW: hi! Wanna come with us! Countdown: Sure! *COUNTDOWN HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY!* Countdown: I know another guy who wants to join! Wash shake: let me and rattle buckler in! Warnado: and me! *RATTLE BUCKLER, WASH SHAKE, AND WARNADO HAVE JOINED* LC Pop fizz: let's go! Back at the home... *skylanders and infinity are fighting* Grilla Drilla: Die, infiniscum! *grilla Drilla beats up dash* Randy: c'mon guys! Let's be friends! I heard Warnado is a nice guy! Jack Sparrow: Screw you Randall! Meanwhile above the United States Drobot: We're almost there! Warnado: where? Drobot: California! Wash shake: Yeah! Polar: there's something wrong with the balloon! We're gonna crash! All on balloon: AHHHHHHH meanwhile: *boomer fights sulley and violet* Sulley: End Of The line, troll! Violet: Now let's get this over with easy.. *CRASH!* Dash: HOLYSONOFA*****WHATTHE****WASTHAT!?!!?!?!??!??!? Drobot: Your Doom! SN: Yeaaaaaaaah! *scarlet throws sword at sulley, stabbing his back* Sulley: AHHHHHHH! MY BACK! Mr Incredible: Bring it on! *LC pop fizz throws bottle at MRI* Mr Incredible: Nothing, blue bastard! LC hex: RAAAAAAGH! Polar: HOLD ON HEX! LC Hex: RAAAAAAGH! *LCH summons skull buddy* Mr Incedible: holy sh- *skull buddy hits MRI* Mr Incedible: AHHHH! *sully and MRI shatter* Grilla Drilla: SUMMON THE MONKEY!!!!! *jack the monkey attacks barbossa* Barbossa: MY FACE! MY FACE! MY FAAAAACE! *barbossa shatters* Wash Shake: Swap! Rattle Buckler: Yes! *SWAP!* Wash Buckler: Hey Davy Jerk! Mike Wannabe-zowski! SEE MY SUCKERS! *wash buckler jumps on mike and Davy Jones and blinds them with ink* Davy Jones: MY EYES! Mike Wazowski: MY EYE! *mike and Davy shatter* Boomer: Remember! they shatter when they die! *cue an epic sword fight between scarlet and jack sparrow* *polar drives Holley off a table* *rattle shake strangles the lone ranger* Boomer: keep up the work! *boomer troll-pounds randall* *ninjini chops mrs incredible in half* *fright bites dash's junk* |
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