darkSpyro

Reviewing every account on the birthday list that is there right now. This is a professional critique and I will not accept any criticism because everyone else that isn't me is wrong.

Azure Starline - Woah it's Joker from bully 2!
Proceleon - Pussycat? I'm getting a strange feeling from this man.
dragonlover11 - I think this girl likes dragons, just an assumption.
Glitchy Witchy - She had fun with the Skylanders fandom on this site of all places? Lucky.
jasoninquires - Why don't most of these people have GB bios?! Makes my job very hard!!!
Jeffrey - He's just Jeffrey
Jeffrey_575 - It's the same guy! And Both accounts are still red sparx! Why?!
Knight Wolf - I was gonna make fun of the Linkin Park thing but old guestbook is old so I have no idea what new guestbook would be. Dude has more friends than me though.
moshmoo - Nobody will ever find the dead remnants here... It was a funny joke until SP ruined it by trying to be inspiring. Should have stuck to making people mad!!!
NightBlade - Are you sure you're still running those RPs???
okami12 - I don't want to bounce, why should I?
Ryanator20x6 - One of those people that just copies and pastes a bunch of junk on their page...
spyrocrash - Says spyrocrash but only talks about Spyro. Trash.
valskeletor - I know this character but I don't know them, like a name you hear but you don't know who it actually is. I don't know anything about who runs the account though, other then them being a girl so it's the fakest ****.

If this topic gets a turtle I'll make another one next month. Or any specific date if you really care that much about birthday reviews for whatever reason.

This is literally so funny please make another

tortoise

seeing Val's username makes me sad, I MISS HER

I also miss KnightWolf and NightBlade, but I was super close to valskeletor once upon a time....

Half of the GB's were empty, but I did it now anyway, so I might do another one this month. **** you if your birthday is in March.

DraculauraXXX - Nothing at all except a "happy birthday" message, I hope it's less happy now that you've wasted my time.
Peridot Weapon - Come on man, type something! Even if it's just "penis", it's not funny but at least you tired, at least you give me something to review!
Bitmap - Starting to think this was a bad idea, nothing again! Just a single "happy birthday" message! Type anything!
BlueThunderfan - Sleeping may be dumb but it's not as dumb as leaving your GB empty.
Denragon - Finally, someone with an actual profile! Look at those "unique characteristics"! His favourite video game is DoTD! Wish the other 4 people coud have a profile.
dragonight19993 - Your page isn't awesome.
miniquiny999 - Look at this, she likes pasta! Look at the pasta talk! What about that peni-, that SWORD! Woah! A+
Nightmoon - Leave your opinions on your page, not your signiture!!!! (Also **** Skylanders' future, stay dead!!! )
Pixilism - I usually despise of the "quotes in my GB LOL" but that's a powerful sentence, it hit my heart strings, I haven't cried like that since 1962... Good quote, but your new account is empty, so you lose.
ReshiramForever - Good, keep being a huge dick and I'll support all your future desicions.
Sethborsch - I should have done this next week...
Spyro-Fan - I don't press sign out either. I don't know if my username stays there even when I'm not on, but this profile has made me ask questions, now I'm solid snake, thanks for making me snake.
WilltheWizard - You don't even like your own profile! How could I like it then???