darkSpyro

• Obtain hobby
  
• Continue to do hobby
  
• See if you can make money with hobby
  
• Walk outside
  
• Breathe away from the computer for it has sense your fear and feeds off of it
  

If all else fails see these instructions

1. go to settings
   
2. Change email to something else entirely even a garbage email
   
3. Change password
   
4. Log out
   

That's not complicated enough, the site keeps FORCING people to come here.

Quote: exefile

That's not complicated enough, the site keeps FORCING people to come here.

.....

Quote: exefile

That's not complicated enough, the site keeps FORCING people to come here.

Dark52 is holding ME personally at gunpoint and forcing me to stay on this site. I can't escape even though I ****ing hate it here and constantly complain about how much I hate it but never elaborate on anything specific.

Create account

Make stupid post/topic nobody likes

Start arguments for no reason then complain about being attacked

Don't move on and instead seek attention

Request ban

Make new account and pretend your someone else

Everyone finds out in less than a day so you complain again and leave

Come back once more, say you hate the site but stay on it anyway

You have successfully been stupid, great job!

say something like "ur a ***got" and then complain about people not liking you.

Imagine having a purple dragon forum have a mental tug on you

Maybe these people should post about foreskin and then they would calm down

Quote: exefile

Create account

Make stupid post/topic nobody likes

Start arguments for no reason then complain about being attacked

Don't move on and instead seek attention

Request ban

Make new account and pretend your someone else

Everyone finds out in less than a day so you complain again and leave

Come back once more, say you hate the site but stay on it anyway

You have successfully been stupid, great job!

Quote: Clank

Maybe these people should post about foreskin and then they would calm down

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VERY motivational video, helped me leave darkspyro easily for years

Quote: Drawdler

I'm so confused, has something happened with some user, is it me

Users in general.

bye bye

recommend a new hobby for me I beat every video game

Quote: Gharlant_ftd

recommend a new hobby for me I beat every video game

Even Donkey Kong 64? 101%? Are you very extremely sure???

Quote: Gharlant_ftd

recommend a new hobby for me I beat every video game

-dungeons and dragons
-figures (making, building kit, painting, just yes)
-crafts (paper, bead, jewelry go nuts)
-writing
-youtube nonsense
-sculpting
-exploring/hiking
-boating, water, fishing, anything to do with water
-stitching
-crochet
-art of paint, clay, digital, paper, anime

I especially like the hiking and fishing angles because they allow you to go outside and breathe a single unit of oxygen

Quote: willspyro

Imagine having a purple dragon forum have a mental tug on you

I agree. Whoever is like this is never going to get anywhere in life.

Quote: Clank

I especially like the hiking and fishing angles because they allow you to go outside and breathe a single unit of oxygen

and looking at green things

It's not that simple.

You see, the users who return treat it as if they were just "curious about the site" and that's why they've returned, but in reality, Dark52 sneaks into their room and threatens to destroy everything they love if they don't return to the forums. This can be anything depending on the person: family, children, reputation, weird fetishes, perhaps a prized toy collection. Then to make sure no one knows the secret of this interaction, Dark

why would i leave? i just joined

Quote: sans

why would i leave? i just joined

Please stay sans undertale

Quote: Clank

Quote: sans

why would i leave? i just joined

Please stay sans undertale

just for you dank

Quote: sans

Quote: Clank

Quote: sans

why would i leave? i just joined

Please stay sans undertale

just for you dank

Thank you <3

all of this art is great

I heard if you sacrifice your first born child to dark52 you get entered into a sweepstakes to get your account deleted

post porn and dark will yeet you into the sun.

then how come someperson's still here?

Quote: sans

then how come someperson's still here?

maybe he should do it again, dark must’ve not been looking

11 years strong :)

Quote: sans

then how come someperson's still here?

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Oh no, this website is giving me major anxiety, I hate you all and I need to leave.
You're not allowed to tell me I'm overreacting because you don't understand and you'll ruin my life.
Goodbye everyone.

bye
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Watch this I’ll delete my almost 8 year old account right here and now

i'm watching

uhm..
okay buddy here facts 5 years I figured you don't leave

Quote: Carmelita Fox

Quote: Clank

I especially like the hiking and fishing angles because they allow you to go outside and breathe a single unit of oxygen

and looking at green things

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Quote: Bolt

No you have to get a ban, obviously. That'll definitely keep you away permanently

can confirm. this method never fails.

Quote: Trix Master 100

• Obtain hobby
  
• Continue to do hobby
  
• See if you can make money with hobby
  
• Walk outside
  
• Breathe away from the computer for it has sense your fear and feeds off of it
  

If all else fails see these instructions

1. go to settings
   
2. Change email to something else entirely even a garbage email
   
3. Change password
   
4. Log out
   

5. download "blocksite" and block the website so you don't get tempted, put a password that's just keysmash to prevent yourself from viewing it

Quote: Trix Master 100

• Obtain hobby
  
• Continue to do hobby
  
• See if you can make money with hobby
  
• Walk outside
  
• Breathe away from the computer for it has sense your fear and feeds off of it
  

If all else fails see these instructions

1. go to settings
   
2. Change email to something else entirely even a garbage email
   
3. Change password
   
4. Log out
   

Instructions unclear, got computer stuck in ceiling fan.

Quote: Seiki

Quote: Trix Master 100

• Obtain hobby
  
• Continue to do hobby
  
• See if you can make money with hobby
  
• Walk outside
  
• Breathe away from the computer for it has sense your fear and feeds off of it
  

If all else fails see these instructions

1. go to settings
   
2. Change email to something else entirely even a garbage email
   
3. Change password
   
4. Log out
   

Instructions unclear, got computer stuck in ceiling fan.

shouldn't be long for the power cord to be unplugged so problem solved

Whoops...

Quote: Seiki

Quote: Trix Master 100

• Obtain hobby
  
• Continue to do hobby
  
• See if you can make money with hobby
  
• Walk outside
  
• Breathe away from the computer for it has sense your fear and feeds off of it
  

If all else fails see these instructions

1. go to settings
   
2. Change email to something else entirely even a garbage email
   
3. Change password
   
4. Log out
   

Instructions unclear, got computer stuck in ceiling fan.

You must have forgotten to delete the System32 folder before starting step 1.

I've already been working through the initial five steps, and you could say it's kept me well away for the past few years, though while I can say I have some reasonably developed skills related to hobbies (ie CGI modeling with programs like Blender) the money part seems like it'll still take some time I guess.