Sess is cooking in the kitchen, preparing a fried chicken feast for Christmas Eve, as he is cooking, Zapnorris comes in
Zap: What the hell are you doing?!
Sess: I'm....making dinner for tonight's Christmas Party? I'm almost done, so please leave me be. I'm a bit anxious because this is my first time cooking at home instead of my cooking class with no assistance I will add
Zap: I can't sit idly by while your cooking the corpses of good people.
Sess: But I'm not.....Oh god that's right, the chicken thing...
Zap: YOU BET YOUR ASS THE CHICKEN THING. 9 billion chickens are slaughtered so humans can cannibalize them.
Sess: Three things, that's not the proper use of the word cannibalize, second, that's not cannibalism, third....is it really 9 billion a year? Chit, that does make be feel a little bad. Ah well, it's tasty, and frankly, pisses you off, which makes me smile. Now piss off. I need to not be bothered
Zap: Ugh, fine. I gotta practice kissing beaks anyway.
Sess: Wai...-w-what?
HIHD burts into the kitchen
HIHD: Hey, Sess, how's the cooking going?
Sess: sigh. So far, so good actually. Fried chicken is almost done, made just the way you aggressively told me to do it. The pastries are gonna take some time, but should be done by the time the party starts, and the fruit punch I just bought at the grocery store.
HIHD: Awesome, awesome. Thank you so much, dude.
Sess: Of course! No problem, and it helps me a lot too. Had you not asked and gotten someone else, I would've broken broken Zap's hands.
HIHD: Hahahahahaha! So funny!
Sess: Hahahaha, yeah, funny. I was making a joke for sure, hahahahaha.
HIHD: I don't know if that's true! I'm gonna go get ready!
time skip to later in the night.
HIHD: Alrighty everybody! Emerald and the guys are coming up the porch! Put on genuine smiles and look Christmasy!
right before 84Skylanderdude rings the door bell hihd opens the door
HIHD: HEY GUYS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
84: Merry Christmas! Sorry I didn't bring any gifts, I don't have any money, so I took the liberty of drawing you all.
84 gives the drawings to HIHD
Aquaris: Oh this is amazing! This is so much better than a gift you'd buy. This came from the heart
HIHD, looking at the art: It came from something, I'm just not sure what though... Aquaris' mouth has eyes and I'm just a slug.....Are you okay, 84?
84: No I'm not.
Emerald: I only got a gift for HIHD. I got you Food Figh-
HIHD grabs the food fight dvd out of Emerald's hand and breaks it
HIHD: NO MORE! STOP!
Emerald: Gee, HIHD, that really broke my heart. And here I thought I was feeling rather merry.
HIHD: Puns are OK.
Emerald, with a smirk: Merry Christmas HIHD.
Gaiamemories: Hey, uh, HIHD, did you at all, by any chance, put up a mistletoe? And Bolt is here tonight, right?
HIHD: Yeah, but I can't think of any reason why you would ask about those to things at the same time, not that is matters. It's right over there between the dining room and kitchen.
Gaia: Ah cool, th-thanks.
Ding dong
HIHD: Oh nice! That must be the Caterer!
HIHD opens to door only to see a familiar face
HIHD: K-Kingpen crazy? You're our Caterer?
KPC: Yeah. Seems like an easy job too. Just serve snacks. I got some stuff at the grocery store. Want a gusher?
Sess: I'll be taking that thank you very much.
HIHD: Frankly, given how much we run into you, this is less surprising than it should be...
ding dong
Ah, another guest!
HIHD: HAAAA! You came! LindseyWednesday! Welcome! Welcome! Everyone! Look!
Aquaris: Oh hi! Nice to meet you, Lindsey! HIHD has never spoken about you, but I'm sure you're great!
Lindsey: Hahahah, I am, don't worry! Lindsey grabs Aquaris' hand and painfully squeezes it and aggressively says. You better trust me, you understand? I am very, very, very friendly.
HIHD, from behind: Isn't she great?
Aquaris, petrified: Y-yeah. Super great, HIHD.
*one last ding dong*
HIHD: Oh hey! Flyingseal, Vespi, AND Muffin Man! How convenient of you all to come at the same time so we don't have to pad out this scene any long! Merry Christmas!
All 3 of them: Merry Christmas guys!
they come in and settle down
Flyingseal: Oh BTW! I brought pasties! Sess asked me to help out on that and make ones he didn't have the ingredients for. HIHD, I made you vanilla eclairs, since you love them so much
HIHD: ANYONE WHO HAS THEM BESIDES ME WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HELLHOUND! AROOOOOOO!
Flyingseal: I made some cupcakes, bundt cakes, cookies and even holiday muffi-...What? What happened to the muffins? I swear I made muffins.
MuffinMan, with a cheeky, crumb covered grim: Hee hee hee, hm hm hm. Did you now, Flyingseal? If you did, I assure you they would be amazing.
Flyingseal: Well, at least I have the other pastries. I'll put'em on the dining table.
end of part 1
Zap: What the hell are you doing?!
Sess: I'm....making dinner for tonight's Christmas Party? I'm almost done, so please leave me be. I'm a bit anxious because this is my first time cooking at home instead of my cooking class with no assistance I will add
Zap: I can't sit idly by while your cooking the corpses of good people.
Sess: But I'm not.....Oh god that's right, the chicken thing...
Zap: YOU BET YOUR ASS THE CHICKEN THING. 9 billion chickens are slaughtered so humans can cannibalize them.
Sess: Three things, that's not the proper use of the word cannibalize, second, that's not cannibalism, third....is it really 9 billion a year? Chit, that does make be feel a little bad. Ah well, it's tasty, and frankly, pisses you off, which makes me smile. Now piss off. I need to not be bothered
Zap: Ugh, fine. I gotta practice kissing beaks anyway.
Sess: Wai...-w-what?
HIHD burts into the kitchen
HIHD: Hey, Sess, how's the cooking going?
Sess: sigh. So far, so good actually. Fried chicken is almost done, made just the way you aggressively told me to do it. The pastries are gonna take some time, but should be done by the time the party starts, and the fruit punch I just bought at the grocery store.
HIHD: Awesome, awesome. Thank you so much, dude.
Sess: Of course! No problem, and it helps me a lot too. Had you not asked and gotten someone else, I would've broken broken Zap's hands.
HIHD: Hahahahahaha! So funny!
Sess: Hahahaha, yeah, funny. I was making a joke for sure, hahahahaha.
HIHD: I don't know if that's true! I'm gonna go get ready!
time skip to later in the night.
HIHD: Alrighty everybody! Emerald and the guys are coming up the porch! Put on genuine smiles and look Christmasy!
right before 84Skylanderdude rings the door bell hihd opens the door
HIHD: HEY GUYS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
84: Merry Christmas! Sorry I didn't bring any gifts, I don't have any money, so I took the liberty of drawing you all.
84 gives the drawings to HIHD
Aquaris: Oh this is amazing! This is so much better than a gift you'd buy. This came from the heart
HIHD, looking at the art: It came from something, I'm just not sure what though... Aquaris' mouth has eyes and I'm just a slug.....Are you okay, 84?
84: No I'm not.
Emerald: I only got a gift for HIHD. I got you Food Figh-
HIHD grabs the food fight dvd out of Emerald's hand and breaks it
HIHD: NO MORE! STOP!
Emerald: Gee, HIHD, that really broke my heart. And here I thought I was feeling rather merry.
HIHD: Puns are OK.
Emerald, with a smirk: Merry Christmas HIHD.
Gaiamemories: Hey, uh, HIHD, did you at all, by any chance, put up a mistletoe? And Bolt is here tonight, right?
HIHD: Yeah, but I can't think of any reason why you would ask about those to things at the same time, not that is matters. It's right over there between the dining room and kitchen.
Gaia: Ah cool, th-thanks.
Ding dong
HIHD: Oh nice! That must be the Caterer!
HIHD opens to door only to see a familiar face
HIHD: K-Kingpen crazy? You're our Caterer?
KPC: Yeah. Seems like an easy job too. Just serve snacks. I got some stuff at the grocery store. Want a gusher?
Sess: I'll be taking that thank you very much.
HIHD: Frankly, given how much we run into you, this is less surprising than it should be...
ding dong
Ah, another guest!
HIHD: HAAAA! You came! LindseyWednesday! Welcome! Welcome! Everyone! Look!
Aquaris: Oh hi! Nice to meet you, Lindsey! HIHD has never spoken about you, but I'm sure you're great!
Lindsey: Hahahah, I am, don't worry! Lindsey grabs Aquaris' hand and painfully squeezes it and aggressively says. You better trust me, you understand? I am very, very, very friendly.
HIHD, from behind: Isn't she great?
Aquaris, petrified: Y-yeah. Super great, HIHD.
*one last ding dong*
HIHD: Oh hey! Flyingseal, Vespi, AND Muffin Man! How convenient of you all to come at the same time so we don't have to pad out this scene any long! Merry Christmas!
All 3 of them: Merry Christmas guys!
they come in and settle down
Flyingseal: Oh BTW! I brought pasties! Sess asked me to help out on that and make ones he didn't have the ingredients for. HIHD, I made you vanilla eclairs, since you love them so much
HIHD: ANYONE WHO HAS THEM BESIDES ME WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HELLHOUND! AROOOOOOO!
Flyingseal: I made some cupcakes, bundt cakes, cookies and even holiday muffi-...What? What happened to the muffins? I swear I made muffins.
MuffinMan, with a cheeky, crumb covered grim: Hee hee hee, hm hm hm. Did you now, Flyingseal? If you did, I assure you they would be amazing.
Flyingseal: Well, at least I have the other pastries. I'll put'em on the dining table.
end of part 1
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