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Asking the age-old question
BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#1 Posted: 01:33:18 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Would you screw a monster?
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#2 Posted: 02:22:55 10/11/2019
depends
Spyroboy Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12015
#3 Posted: 02:24:40 10/11/2019
Phillips, Hex, Hex socket, or Torx? I'd have to check my tool box, but if they really need help screwing something together, I don't mind sparing some of my time. Well, that is unless they want help putting together a wardrobe, because that takes way too much time, and I'd rather not end up in Narnia again. That lion wasn't nice to me at all, and don't even get me started on that white witch.
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BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#4 Posted: 03:35:45 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyroboy
I'd rather not end up in Narnia again. That lion wasn't nice to me at all, and don't even get me started on that white witch.


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Beefcakes.
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Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135
#5 Posted: 03:46:39 10/11/2019
Nah. Not into sex :'(
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12083
#6 Posted: 04:35:38 10/11/2019
if it has human-level intelligence and it's nasty parts won't kill me then uhh sure i guess. let's go crazy, let's get nuts.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6606
#7 Posted: 14:28:00 10/11/2019
Premarital sex? Disgusting
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#8 Posted: 15:00:08 10/11/2019
Possibly.
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BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#9 Posted: 16:19:12 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
Premarital sex? Disgusting


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ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#10 Posted: 20:05:06 10/11/2019
asexual
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#11 Posted: 20:45:14 10/11/2019
Depending on your definition of monster, I may already have
BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#12 Posted: 22:07:27 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Would you cuddle an alien?

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Bifrost Diamond Sparx Gems: 9943
#13 Posted: 22:10:58 10/11/2019
Harkness test and good looking, also hopefully not with the intent to kill me/steal my soul after.
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528
#14 Posted: 22:18:18 10/11/2019
If it’s like a monster from Monster Musume then sure
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BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#15 Posted: 23:33:57 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: 84skylanderdude
If it’s like a monster from Monster Musume then sure


Hahahahahahaa….no.

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And these are much more tame than what you'll find in the Tumblr tags.
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BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#16 Posted: 23:47:03 10/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Sesshomaru75
My dad~ <3


Don't make me bring the spray bottle back out.
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#17 Posted: 00:10:12 11/11/2019
WAIT! WAIT! CAN I GET TO BE A MONSTER BOY? PARTICULARLY OF THE DRAGON TYPE?
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#18 Posted: 03:10:48 11/11/2019
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
WAIT! WAIT! CAN I GET TO BE A MONSTER BOY? PARTICULARLY OF THE DRAGON TYPE?



Oh can I be a monster boy too?!
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Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135
#19 Posted: 03:42:51 11/11/2019
Quote: ThunderEgg
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
WAIT! WAIT! CAN I GET TO BE A MONSTER BOY? PARTICULARLY OF THE DRAGON TYPE?



Oh can I be a monster boy too?!



Everyone here will want to **** you tho
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#20 Posted: 03:48:42 11/11/2019
Quote: Bolt
Quote: ThunderEgg
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
WAIT! WAIT! CAN I GET TO BE A MONSTER BOY? PARTICULARLY OF THE DRAGON TYPE?



Oh can I be a monster boy too?!



Everyone here will want to **** you tho


THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I WANT TO BE ONE!
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Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6059
#21 Posted: 04:58:34 11/11/2019
Quote: Vespi
depends


A lot of this.

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Quote: ThunderEgg



Oh can I be a monster boy too?!



Everyone here will want to **** you tho


THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I WANT TO BE ONE!



I see someone has their priorities in order.
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#22 Posted: 05:47:07 11/11/2019
id like to clarify i only wanna do the horizontal mambo with cute moster girls and maybe some monster guys and not big ****ing dragons with rods the size of the empire state building you weirdos

like demons? *chefs kiss* perfect
lamia? *chefs kiss* spicy. i love it
inanimate tentacles? *chefs kiss* now we're talkin
rathalos? hell no, i dont want a monster to eat me like that, i dont wanna die at all actually
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#23 Posted: 06:26:49 11/11/2019
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: Vespi
id like to clarify i only wanna do the horizontal mambo with cute moster girls and maybe some monster guys and not big ****ing dragons with rods the size of the empire state building you weirdos

like demons? *chefs kiss* perfect
lamia? *chefs kiss* spicy. i love it
inanimate tentacles? *chefs kiss* now we're talkin
rathalos? hell no, i dont want a monster to eat me like that, i dont wanna die at all actually


you continue to disappoint me with how weak you are


im sorry id like to still HAVE genitals afterwards
BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#24 Posted: 15:13:29 11/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bifrost
Harkness test and good looking, also hopefully not with the intent to kill me/steal my soul after.


This was something that kinda unsettled me about The Shape of Water. From what I remember, Amphibian Man doesn't seem that sapient. Chimp-like intelligence maybe. All he really knows about communication is showing he's hungry: Egg. I don't know, just seemed off. Even in this scene, Elisa's dejected and like, "yeah, this guy doesn't know ****".

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TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8512
#25 Posted: 15:39:21 11/11/2019
Quote: Vespi
id like to clarify i only wanna do the horizontal mambo with cute moster girls and maybe some monster guys and not big ****ing dragons with rods the size of the empire state building you weirdos

like demons? *chefs kiss* perfect
lamia? *chefs kiss* spicy. i love it
inanimate tentacles? *chefs kiss* now we're talkin
rathalos? hell no, i dont want a monster to eat me like that, i dont wanna die at all actually


the only smashin' I'd do with a rathalos is sMASH IT'S HEAD IN WITH A HAMMER

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BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#26 Posted: 16:27:13 11/11/2019 | Topic Creator
WHERE’S MY DRAGONATOR?!!

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Would you WooHoo a robot?
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ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#27 Posted: 20:12:20 11/11/2019
Quote: Bolt
Quote: ThunderEgg
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
WAIT! WAIT! CAN I GET TO BE A MONSTER BOY? PARTICULARLY OF THE DRAGON TYPE?



Oh can I be a monster boy too?!



Everyone here will want to **** you tho


i can just say no and tell them to go away. being a monster, ill be able to scare anyone away >:3
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#28 Posted: 21:47:05 11/11/2019
Quote: ThunderEgg
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
WAIT! WAIT! CAN I GET TO BE A MONSTER BOY? PARTICULARLY OF THE DRAGON TYPE?



Oh can I be a monster boy too?!



Can I be just a literal dragon with no anthromorphic traits beside opposable thumbs and the ability to speak English?
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Bifrost Diamond Sparx Gems: 9943
#29 Posted: 00:42:32 12/11/2019
Quote: Vespi
id like to clarify i only wanna do the horizontal mambo with cute moster girls and maybe some monster guys and not big ****ing dragons with rods the size of the empire state building you weirdos

like demons? *chefs kiss* perfect
lamia? *chefs kiss* spicy. i love it
inanimate tentacles? *chefs kiss* now we're talkin
rathalos? hell no, i dont want a monster to eat me like that, i dont wanna die at all actually



what about a moderately sized dragon that passes Harkness just fine

I remember going to the Subreddit That Shall Not Be Named to see why everyone winces at its mention and I was more disappointed than I thought I'd be
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BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#30 Posted: 00:49:07 12/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Not exactly a dragon, but looks moderately sized. He's even got a little bowtie.

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ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#31 Posted: 02:37:31 12/11/2019
Quote: StormDragon21
Quote: ThunderEgg
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
WAIT! WAIT! CAN I GET TO BE A MONSTER BOY? PARTICULARLY OF THE DRAGON TYPE?



Oh can I be a monster boy too?!



Can I be just a literal dragon with no anthromorphic traits beside opposable thumbs and the ability to speak English?



I'd settle to be something like that myself, tbh
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#32 Posted: 03:11:26 12/11/2019
Quote: Bifrost
Quote: Vespi
id like to clarify i only wanna do the horizontal mambo with cute moster girls and maybe some monster guys and not big ****ing dragons with rods the size of the empire state building you weirdos

like demons? *chefs kiss* perfect
lamia? *chefs kiss* spicy. i love it
inanimate tentacles? *chefs kiss* now we're talkin
rathalos? hell no, i dont want a monster to eat me like that, i dont wanna die at all actually



what about a moderately sized dragon that passes Harkness just fine

I remember going to the Subreddit That Shall Not Be Named to see why everyone winces at its mention and I was more disappointed than I thought I'd be


as long as its bipedal (or monopedal, lookin at you, miia) and walks upright
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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8179
#33 Posted: 03:15:11 12/11/2019
9 out of 10 times I would say yes.
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Swap Force Fan Emerald Sparx Gems: 4095
#34 Posted: 04:55:27 12/11/2019
Would I? Well, allow me to source an ancient prophecy for my answer...
BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#35 Posted: 05:12:07 12/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Shrek is not allowed in this topic. That video is not allowed in this topic. You’re banned from the cool kids club. Barging in here thinkin’ you own the place—not happening. I’m BlueFox, I own these streets. I brought worms on strings and prehistoric animal facts to this community.

might wanna probably put a content warning on that too, with the language and all. this is a saucy thread, not an explicit one.
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12083
#36 Posted: 06:15:56 12/11/2019
Quote: BlueFox
Not exactly a dragon, but looks moderately sized. He's even got a little bowtie.

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he make pancake
BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#37 Posted: 06:38:21 12/11/2019 | Topic Creator
He can make pancakes and wear bowties? Wow, Godzilla’s talented.

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Good sportsman too.
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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5337
#38 Posted: 15:47:55 12/11/2019
When you say "monster", are you talkin' physically or morally?
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BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#39 Posted: 18:05:05 12/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Muffin Man
When you say "monster", are you talkin' physically or morally?


Physically. I'm talkin' big bara beasties.

Morally depraved monsters are killed on sight by monster significant others. They can smell that ****.
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HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#40 Posted: 18:09:58 12/11/2019
thats a hard probably from me
BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#41 Posted: 04:27:44 22/11/2019 | Topic Creator
I’m mostly just joking around when it comes to “Beerus being furry chum” or “Ajani being my babe”, but this...

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At least 78% serious. One good looking piece of shrapnel right there.
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ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#42 Posted: 04:31:52 22/11/2019
would that mean you're a "machine-ie"? is there even a word for that?

machinesona..?
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#43 Posted: 09:31:27 22/11/2019
Quote: BlueFox
I’m mostly just joking around when it comes to “Beerus being furry chum” or “Ajani being my babe”, but this...

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At least 78% serious. One good looking piece of shrapnel right there.


thats megatron so on one hand, objectively good taste in transformers, but on the other its just a vibrator with extra steps
BlueFox Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#44 Posted: 12:14:20 22/11/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Vespi
Quote: BlueFox
I’m mostly just joking around when it comes to “Beerus being furry chum” or “Ajani being my babe”, but this...

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At least 78% serious. One good looking piece of shrapnel right there.


thats megatron so on one hand, objectively good taste in transformers, but on the other its just a vibrator with extra steps


uhmmm acktually

That’s essentially just an extra that does all the pew-pewing and scary alien noises for Megatron. I remember the fandom dubbing him Predator Bot. Megatron’s a punk and a doodyhead, don’t like him.

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Dropkick’s a dummy, but I’m so glad that the crew behind Bumblebee simplified the general alien-ness of the Bayverse designs and added colorful G1 flairs. I can see why you confused him for Megatron, the Decepticons were all a boring blur of gray.

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would that mean you're a "machine-ie"? is there even a word for that?

machinesona..?


No clue. I just put it under the same umbrella as terato.
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