darkSpyro

I sneak into the freezer at night and eat my mom's cake icing and I guess she got fed up because she taped them shut, drew a skull on one with "danger" written above it, and wrote "I know where you sleep" on the other one. Something tells me she doesn't want me to eat the icing anymore.

I'll just buy my own damn icing then or just send someone to pick me some up because I don't leave the house unless I have to work.


I know I'm an appalling failure at life, but still, has something similar happened to anyone else, or am I special?

dont ****ing eat cake icing

she brought you in, she'll take you out

Quote: Vespi

dont ****ing eat cake icing

But it tastes good and I'm fat

cake icing is serious **** boy

i misread this topic. please eat some in my honor

tbh I thought it was gonna be a note with "Do the dishes >:("

This is my family but reverse. Every time we get cake, our mom is the one who eats the icing.

Quote: ThunderEgg

This is my family but reverse. Every time we get cake, our mom is the one who eats the icing.

Your mom sounds like a smart woman. She gets all of my respect.

Whenever you're tempted to binge on cake icing at night, eat a carrot or a celery stick instead and use your imagination to pretend it's cake icing.

Who the heck eats cake icing without a cake? That was your first problem.

Quote: StormDragon21

Who the heck eats cake icing without a cake? That was your first problem.

I ate the last piece of cake and I wanted more, plus cake icing tastes good.