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It's a rainy day in New York City has invited his friends to his improv class.


*The gang, minus HIHD, is in the improv room "excitedly" waiting for HIHD to enter the room to begin improving. They discuss various random crap*


*HIHD enter the room*


HIHD: Hey everybody, welcome to my improv class! How are we all doing tonight?


Everyone: Good!


HIHD: Heehee! Woo! Yeah! Alright, now tonight's class is gonna be a good one, because we got a special guest tonight! He's a rather hot, popular star right now! You're gonna love this one Sess! Come on in, Tom!


*Famous actor Tom Holland enters, runs right to HIHD and caresses him*


Tom Holland: Good to see you again mate. Oscars Night was the best night of my life and I've been wanting to relive it.


HIHD, anxious with a subtle blush: Hahaha. Glad to, g-glad to know.


Tom: Do you still have that hickey I gave you?


HIHD: ANYWAY, how bout you go sit down and I'll explain improv to those who don't know, yeah?


Tom: You got it *Slaps HIHD's butt, then sits down.*


Sess, sweaty with a nosebleed: What the **** did that mean? I wanna know ALL about Oscar night


HIHD: Dooon't worry about it, Sess.


Sess: B-b-but.


HIHD, shaking his head: Mmm mm Mmm mm.


Sess: Sigh, fine.


HIHD: Alright so let's cut right to the chase. Improv is when you make up a comedic story on the fly. There's no script, no established plot, just you, your mind and creativity. So, here, I'll call two people up and have them improv, whether they like it or not. GHARLANT! GAIAMEMORIES! COME OOOOON UP!


Gharlant: Feels good to be brought up friend.


Gaia: Hoh boy, I'm not so sure about this, HIHD.


HIHD: Yeah I'm not either, but just go with it.


*HIHD on a chair*


HIHD: Alright, the situation is Greek Gods.


Gharlant: I'm not doing that.


HIHD: Why?


Gharlant: The only God for me is the Chrstian God, I won't acknowlage any other, unless they're fictional and were never actually worshipped


HIHD: Okay, alright alright, uh. Fire Fighters.


Gharlant: Nope. Fire is associated with the Devil.


HIHD: In cartoons, I don't think anything in the bible that says the Devil likes fire.


Gharlant: Still not doing it.


HIHD: Alright alright; How bout a hotel?


Gharlant: Good for me!


HIHD: Alright, Gaia, you're the hotel guest, Gharlant, you're the hotel Manager, and it's late at night and Gaia wants a room. Go.


Gaia: Uh, ah, Hello! I'm a hotel guest, and uh, I'd like a rom for the late night! I have a buisness meeting in the morning!


Gharlant: Ah, yes! I am the hotel manager and keeper of the keys. Here is your key, your room is on the top floor (The closest to God).


HIHD, quietly, face palming: Oh God.


Gaia: Will there be breakfast in the morning? I like.....hamburgers in the morning.


HIHD, wincing: Guhh.


Gharlant: Yes! We will have hamburgers in the morning!


Gaia: That is nice to know, thank you, good night!


Gharlant, confidently: Good morning!


HIHD: CUT CUT CUT!


*HIHD gets up and speaks to Ghalant*


HIHD: Good Morning? Hamburgers? What is this?


Gharlant: Comedy


HIHD: How?


Gharlant: Because, think about it. It's night,and I'm saying Good Morning? And hamburgers for breakfast? That's so silly!


HIHD: No, it's just thuckin' stupid. Like, a kid, would find that funny, but the youngest here is 17.


Kingpen-krazy: 15, actually.


HIHD: KPK, where did you come from?!


KPK: I'm the janitor for this building, saw you had an improv class, and figured I'd come in early for it.


Tom: Might as well clean up Gharlant and Gaia's act while your at it, mate.

HIHD: Hahahaha, OK, that one was a good one Tom. *HIHD goes for a high five, Tom grabs his hand, and kisses the top of HIHD's hand, HIHD then pulls away*

HIHD: Quiet it, man. Not now! I MEAN NOT AT ALL!!! It was one night.

Tom: Wish it could have been forever.

Sess: Mmmm.

end of part 1

HIHD: OH MY GOD GUYS, COOL IT!!! Here, let's just, go with something else. Gharlant, Gaia, you sit back down, and I'll show you how it's done. Aquaris, let's do this.

Aquaris: Coming up!

HIHD: I'll be the hotel manager, you be the guest.

Aquaris: Got it! OK: Hello sir! I would like a room for the night. I have important plans to get the credit card information of multiple children's parents tomorrow.

HIHD: Alright cool. That seems to be a popular hobby for people nowadays. I've given mine to several. What's your name?

Aquaris: John Fortnite.

HIHD: *Sigh* Yep! Here's your room key, Mr. Fortnite.

Aquaris: JOHN Fortnite:

HIHD: J-John Fortnite.

Aquaris: Yes.

HIHD: And be careful, there's a GHOST in your room.

Aquaris. That's OK. I'll get his credit card information.

HIHD, whispering to Aquaris: Wait until I get my costume on. Just walk in cicles then lie down in your bed.

Aquaris: Costume?

*HIHD runs of, then returns.*

HIHD: Yeah baby! Shagadelic! Ahahahahaha! I'm the sexy Ghost of Austin Powers, baby. And I'm here to haunt you and take all your mojo!

Aquaris: I'm John Fortnite and I'm here to steal your sexy ghist credit card information, give it to me, and you can have my mojo.

HIHD: Oh yeah, baby yeah! AND END SCENE!

*Room is laughing*

HIHD: See what we did? We played with your expectations, and it went into an unconventional, yet relateable sitation that can make people laugh.

*Emerald raises his hand*

HIHD: No, not you.

*Emerald puts his hand down*

Sess: I'll go up, but only if you and Tom join me.

HIHD: W-uh, what's it of?

Sess: Something I've been fantasi-

HIHD: Nope, stop talking. Not doing that.

KPK: I'll do one.

HIHD: Alright, nice, who do you want as your partner?

KPK: Not you, sit down.

HIHD: Aaalright.

KPK: I'm doing a one man show.

HIHD: Oh crap.

Gharlant: Remember! Comedy is a celebration of silliness!

*CRKANGGINGIN*

*Gharlant looks behind him to see a chair was thrown at him*

HIHD: You clamp your goddamn mouth shut, never say that again, or I'll bring back the Mighty Hell Hound. AROOOOOOO!

KPK: OK, let me just get ready. You all get ready to die laughing.

Bolt: Pssst, Sess. You're not jealous of Tom and HIHD.

Sess: Well, yes and no. I don't have romantic feelings for HIHD, just "mild" attraction to him. Same goes for Tom. If anything, a dream has been fufilled and another one can potentially become reality.

HIHD: It was just one thucking night, can we not talking about it anymore?!

Tom: Do you regret it.

HIHD: No, it's just private, yet it's ****ing not.

Gaia: Doh, hi Bolt~!

Bolt: Hi Gaia! I liked your skit with Gharlant.

KPK: STOOOP TALKIIING! MY TURN!

*everyone lays eyes on KPK:

KPK: sitting silightly:.............................................I can't do this I'm to scared. I'm gonna start cleaning.

Aquaris: So much for that.

HIHD: YOU'RE KIDDING ME RIGHT?! Ugggghhaaa! Alright, Bolt, Gaia, and Aquaris, up up up. The three of you. The situation is date night.

Gaia, anxiously: Dohah. Hehh, ok.

Bolt: Ooooh! Fun! We'll be the daters!

Gaia, happily: Hah! Ok!: So, uh, Bolt, are you liking our date that I am paying for in full?

HIHD: *Chuckles* That was good.

Aquarius: Hello, I'm John, I'll be your waiter tonight. What would you like on your date?

Bolt: I would love the pizza! Two slices please!

Gaia: I would love.....the breakfast cereal for dinner.

HIHD, quietly: Old habits die hard...I guess.

Aquaris: Alright, very good, but first, as policy in this store, you must pay first.

Gaia: Whys that?

Aquaris: BECAUSE I'M JOHN FORTNITE, GIVE ME YIUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION!

*Room laughs decently*

HIHD: Now there we go, that was pretty good! Aquaris, I like the forshadowing! Bolt, you played it sweet and simple, yet it left a little to be desired in the comedy department, and Gaia, the part when you said you're paying for the dinner actually got me good! 7.5 outta 10! Sess, you SURE you don't want to do an improv skit?

Sess: if I can't get you and Tom into maid outfits and make up, there's no point in doing it.

HIHD: How bout we end tonight's class right now guys?

Everyone: OK!

Sess: So, Tom, HIHD may not be interested, but I sure am.

Tom: Sorry, uh, nah, mate. I'm good. *Tom gets up, slaps HIHD's butt*

Tom: I'll see you later~.

HIHD: Eugh....

Gaia: So, uh, Bolt, kinda funny how we went on a fake date. Um, what if we, uh...

*Bolt gets a call from Muffin Man*

Muffin Man! I need you to bring 3 dozen muffins to my office! ASAP as soon as possible! Make sure none get wet in the rain!!

Bolt: You got it boss! I'll go to Flyingseal's bakery right now!

HIHD: Might as well go to the bakery as well. Aquaris, Sess, wanna go?

Sess: Sure.

Aquaris: JOHN FORTNITE IS HUNGRY FOR CUPCAKES AND CREDIT CARD INFORMATION LET'S GO!

Gharlant: Sure! Let's go friends!

HIHD: Can't you stop that?

Aquaris: NO I CAN'T! HELP ME! JOHN FORTNITE IS TAKING OVER!


*the gang leaves the building, and KPK begins to clean the room*

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*Famous actor Tom Holland enters, runs right to HIHD and caresses him*

Who needs context, am I right?

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*Emerald raises his hand*

HIHD: No, not you.

*Emerald puts his hand down*

I got too much entertainment out of this

would buy this book

fire is good though

thank you for including me ^-^

Awesome X3

who are these ridiculous characters

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

HIHD: Heehee! Woo! Yeah! Alright

are you agent 9

oh god you just gave me 'nam flashbacks to 2013 when the trend was to write fanfictions about darkSpyro users

my claim to fame was the epic odyssey of man that was Camp darkSpyro

now i gotta find those sacred texts i wrote at the ripe age of 12

Quote: hardcoreignitor

oh god you just gave me 'nam flashbacks to 2013 when the trend was to write fanfictions about darkSpyro users

my claim to fame was the epic odyssey of man that was Camp darkSpyro

now i gotta find those sacred texts i wrote at the ripe age of 12

How was this though?

that nice