darkSpyro

In this topic we intoxicate ourselves with various types of alcohol whilst shouting slurs at eachother until we pass out. Whoever survives longest wins.

YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN IM angry

Quote: Gharlant

YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN IM angry

Try me mother****er.

*becomes angry*

you're back

is this just competitive singles bar

im pissing are you

i volunteer to get pissed on first

piss on the moon

hello its me your very sober uber, im here to take you all home safely

Quote: Pixilism

i'm going to say a slur now

but pixilism you dont have the n-word pass

Quote: ZapNorris

you're back

Not even the mods can stop me now. I downed five bottles of vodka and am now too Russian for them to defeat.

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

is this just competitive singles bar

Singles' Bar Battle Royale

Quote: Vespi

Quote: Pixilism

i'm going to say a slur now

but pixilism you dont have the n-word pass

Don't worry I gave them a spare n-word pass I found.

Yeah, i’ve come to make an announcement- Shadow the Hedgehog is a *****-ass mother****er, he pissed on my ****ing wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog ****in’ quilly dick out, and he pissed on my ****ing wife, and he said his dick was “this big”, and i said “that’s disgusting”, so i’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com- Shadow The Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! *PHOOOOM* that’s right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that- it looks like two balls and a bong! He ****ed my wife so guess what? I’m gonna **** the earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LAZER PISS! Except i’m not gonna piss on the Earth, i’m gonna go higher, i’m pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama!? I pissed on the moon you IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss drrroplets hit the ****ing earth- now get out of my ****ing sight, before i piss on you too!

This topic now has its own theme song. Now that's badass!



Currently giving away free beer I stole if anyone's interested.

lishen 'ere you little rugrats

UPDATE:
-Gharlant downs a bottle and decides to start a fistfight with ZapNorris, but was swiftly defeated after Zap caught him in a German suplex. An ambulance is on its way.
-xXBeavcoonXx doesn't take anything and is confused. He initiates another fight with Zap by throwing a beer bottle but is once again defeated by Zap's German suplex.
-Carmelita Fox drinks half our alcohol and pisses in a corner. This section has been declared off-limits until someone cleans it up.
-whirlwind fan drinks a few bottles and asks to be pissed on. So far nobody has accepted this offer.
-ZapNorris takes some vodka to enhance his strength and contemplates whether or not to piss on the moon.
-Vespi claims to be sober but is quickly proven otherwise after five bottles mysteriously vanish.
-Pixilism finds an n-word pass behind some empty beer bottles she just drank. She begins to walk up to Zap JoJo-style as the rest of the room cower in fear.
-Vespi is absolutely terrified, not knowing Pixilism has an n-word pass and warns her against it. Also drinks another bottle of beer.
-FedUpWolf takes two bottles. After downing them both he smashes one each on Pixilism and Zap's heads, joining the fight.
-ZapNorris finally decides to piss on the moon. Our fight has been delayed until he has finished pissing.
-Jaggedstar takes a sip and slowly rises from her chair. She looks pissed. Fourth challenger?

im not as think as you drunk i am

im a ****ing goddess you insolent insects, cower as i crush you beneath my heel

Zap absolutely should not piss on the moon otherwise it will get him