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The Official Get Pissed Topic
Buchi Green Sparx Gems: 417
#1 Posted: 02:13:56 18/02/2019 | Topic Creator
In this topic we intoxicate ourselves with various types of alcohol whilst shouting slurs at eachother until we pass out. Whoever survives longest wins.
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Gharlant Green Sparx Gems: 479
#2 Posted: 02:14:32 18/02/2019
YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN IM angry
Buchi Green Sparx Gems: 417
#3 Posted: 02:26:02 18/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Gharlant
YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN IM angry



Try me mother****er.
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Aspirat primo fortuna labori. Me duce tutus eris. Vox populi, vox dei. Ad meiorem, dei gloriam. Ad infinitum.
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Gharlant Green Sparx Gems: 479
#4 Posted: 02:39:15 18/02/2019
*becomes angry*
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#5 Posted: 03:00:04 18/02/2019
you're back
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2248
#6 Posted: 03:35:21 18/02/2019
is this just competitive singles bar
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Quote: DrPepper
Communist?You are disgust.
Carmelita Fox Diamond Sparx Gems: 9562
#7 Posted: 05:01:01 18/02/2019
im pissing are you
whirlwind fan Emerald Sparx Gems: 4453
#8 Posted: 05:10:01 18/02/2019
i volunteer to get pissed on first
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#9 Posted: 05:49:38 18/02/2019
piss on the moon
Vespi Yellow Sparx Gems: 1126
#10 Posted: 06:40:24 18/02/2019
hello its me your very sober uber, im here to take you all home safely
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I am Groot. (*I Guardians of the Galaxy 23:48*)
Pixilism Emerald Sparx Gems: 4773
#11 Posted: 07:27:39 18/02/2019
i'm going to say a slur now
Vespi Yellow Sparx Gems: 1126
#12 Posted: 07:32:06 18/02/2019
Quote: Pixilism
i'm going to say a slur now


but pixilism you dont have the n-word pass
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I am Groot. (*I Guardians of the Galaxy 23:48*)
FedUpWolf Blue Sparx Gems: 852
#13 Posted: 13:31:31 18/02/2019
im angry
Buchi Green Sparx Gems: 417
#14 Posted: 14:17:05 18/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
you're back


Not even the mods can stop me now. I downed five bottles of vodka and am now too Russian for them to defeat.

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
is this just competitive singles bar


Singles' Bar Battle Royale

Quote: Vespi
Quote: Pixilism
i'm going to say a slur now


but pixilism you dont have the n-word pass



Don't worry I gave them a spare n-word pass I found.
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Aspirat primo fortuna labori. Me duce tutus eris. Vox populi, vox dei. Ad meiorem, dei gloriam. Ad infinitum.
PM me weird stuff.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#15 Posted: 21:16:55 18/02/2019
Yeah, i’ve come to make an announcement- Shadow the Hedgehog is a *****-ass mother****er, he pissed on my ****ing wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog ****in’ quilly dick out, and he pissed on my ****ing wife, and he said his dick was “this big”, and i said “that’s disgusting”, so i’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com- Shadow The Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! *PHOOOOM* that’s right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that- it looks like two balls and a bong! He ****ed my wife so guess what? I’m gonna **** the earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LAZER PISS! Except i’m not gonna piss on the Earth, i’m gonna go higher, i’m pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama!? I pissed on the moon you IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss drrroplets hit the ****ing earth- now get out of my ****ing sight, before i piss on you too!
Buchi Green Sparx Gems: 417
#16 Posted: 00:04:24 19/02/2019 | Topic Creator
This topic now has its own theme song. Now that's badass!



Currently giving away free beer I stole if anyone's interested.
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Aspirat primo fortuna labori. Me duce tutus eris. Vox populi, vox dei. Ad meiorem, dei gloriam. Ad infinitum.
PM me weird stuff.
Jaggedstar Emerald Sparx Gems: 4779
#17 Posted: 00:47:06 19/02/2019
lishen 'ere you little rugrats
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hell yeah
Buchi Green Sparx Gems: 417
#18 Posted: 14:36:55 19/02/2019 | Topic Creator
UPDATE:
-Gharlant downs a bottle and decides to start a fistfight with ZapNorris, but was swiftly defeated after Zap caught him in a German suplex. An ambulance is on its way.
-xXBeavcoonXx doesn't take anything and is confused. He initiates another fight with Zap by throwing a beer bottle but is once again defeated by Zap's German suplex.
-Carmelita Fox drinks half our alcohol and pisses in a corner. This section has been declared off-limits until someone cleans it up.
-whirlwind fan drinks a few bottles and asks to be pissed on. So far nobody has accepted this offer.
-ZapNorris takes some vodka to enhance his strength and contemplates whether or not to piss on the moon.
-Vespi claims to be sober but is quickly proven otherwise after five bottles mysteriously vanish.
-Pixilism finds an n-word pass behind some empty beer bottles she just drank. She begins to walk up to Zap JoJo-style as the rest of the room cower in fear.
-Vespi is absolutely terrified, not knowing Pixilism has an n-word pass and warns her against it. Also drinks another bottle of beer.
-FedUpWolf takes two bottles. After downing them both he smashes one each on Pixilism and Zap's heads, joining the fight.
-ZapNorris finally decides to piss on the moon. Our fight has been delayed until he has finished pissing.
-Jaggedstar takes a sip and slowly rises from her chair. She looks pissed. Fourth challenger?
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Aspirat primo fortuna labori. Me duce tutus eris. Vox populi, vox dei. Ad meiorem, dei gloriam. Ad infinitum.
PM me weird stuff.
FedUpWolf Blue Sparx Gems: 852
#19 Posted: 14:52:25 19/02/2019
i can barely walk now
Vespi Yellow Sparx Gems: 1126
#20 Posted: 23:20:17 19/02/2019
im not as think as you drunk i am

im a ****ing goddess you insolent insects, cower as i crush you beneath my heel
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I am Groot. (*I Guardians of the Galaxy 23:48*)
Jaggedstar Emerald Sparx Gems: 4779
#21 Posted: 01:09:25 20/02/2019
Zap absolutely should not piss on the moon otherwise it will get him
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hell yeah
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