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ToyNerd: Film Critic MD
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#1 Posted: 22:02:35 01/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Oh hello there. I didn't see you there before...

As someone who's watched at least 5 Red Letter Media videos in my time, I think my opinions on films are very valid and always correct. So give me a film and I'll provide a one sentence review of it. If you disagree, file a complaint in the complaint box and I'll dox you and your family for being such simple-minded cinema noobs

But seriously, though, it'll be fun to talk about this stuff in a non-douche-y way. Toss some movies my way!
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#2 Posted: 22:03:25 01/02/2019
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe In Santa
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#3 Posted: 22:08:16 01/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe In Santa



The scariest movie of all time, tbh
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#4 Posted: 22:11:18 01/02/2019
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: ZapNorris
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe In Santa



The scariest movie of all time, tbh



agreed
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#5 Posted: 22:11:52 01/02/2019
Highlander
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#6 Posted: 22:14:25 01/02/2019
Water. Ship. Down.

Nah, you haven't seen this one yet, have you? Despite it being (almost) from the 80s.
UM ..... do Bolt .....
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#7 Posted: 22:17:34 01/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
Highlander



Never seen it but it seems right up my alley.

Quote: Bolt
Water. Ship. Down.

Nah, you haven't seen this one yet, have you? Despite it being (almost) from the 80s.
UM ..... do Bolt .....


I remember it being pretty neat as a kid, but I haven't seen it in a while to know for sure. The dog is pretty cute, though
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#8 Posted: 22:19:52 01/02/2019
Please do V for Vendetta too. Actually, I'd be more interested in hearing your opinion on this than Highlander, if you're only doing one each.
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#9 Posted: 22:43:36 01/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: FedUpWolf
Shrek


It’s a funny movie, but the sequel is better and it’s been memed to death

Quote: Buchi
Please do V for Vendetta too. Actually, I'd be more interested in hearing your opinion on this than Highlander, if you're only doing one each.


Never saw it, but again, I really want to.
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#10 Posted: 22:45:05 01/02/2019
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Bolt
Water. Ship. Down.

Nah, you haven't seen this one yet, have you? Despite it being (almost) from the 80s.
UM ..... do Bolt .....


I remember it being pretty neat as a kid, but I haven't seen it in a while to know for sure. The dog is pretty cute, though



That's two sentences.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#11 Posted: 22:47:54 01/02/2019
Everyone needs to watch V for Vendetta.
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#12 Posted: 23:00:24 01/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bolt
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Bolt
Water. Ship. Down.

Nah, you haven't seen this one yet, have you? Despite it being (almost) from the 80s.
UM ..... do Bolt .....


I remember it being pretty neat as a kid, but I haven't seen it in a while to know for sure. The dog is pretty cute, though



That's two sentences.



Yeah, but shut up!
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3900
#13 Posted: 23:03:49 01/02/2019
Howl's Moving Castle
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#14 Posted: 23:28:24 01/02/2019
Thor: Ragnarok
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#15 Posted: 23:34:43 01/02/2019
Stand By Me
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#16 Posted: 23:45:28 01/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThunderEgg
Howl's Moving Castle


I could never really get into the story of it, but the visuals are fantastic, I must say.

Quote: kardonis
Thor: Ragnarok


Absolutely hilarious and a much needed upgrade to the mythos and character of Thor

Quote: Buchi
Stand By Me


Never watched (sorry this is three for three), but I always enjoy the parodies of it in shows

Quote: FedUpWolf
The Last Unicorn


Never seen it but it looks super duper pretty
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#17 Posted: 23:47:43 01/02/2019
Twelve Angry Men
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18 Posted: 23:59:47 01/02/2019
Avengers: Infinity War
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#19 Posted: 00:03:34 02/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
Twelve Angry Men


Pretty neat, actually. I like old black and white, dialogue driven films!

Quote: ZapNorris
Avengers: Infinity War



I adored it. My favorite Marvel movie after Guardians 2 and a ballsy superhero film at that
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#20 Posted: 00:05:33 02/02/2019
The Breakfast Club
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#21 Posted: 00:06:41 02/02/2019
the secret life of walter mitty
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#22 Posted: 00:20:13 02/02/2019
Bird Box.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#23 Posted: 01:13:43 02/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
The Breakfast Club


I’ve watched enough parodies of it to know that I’d probably love it

Quote: HotDogAndZap
the secret life of walter mitty


Never heard of it, sorry!

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Bird Box.


It’s such a poorly written mess, but I loved watching it with my mom.
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#24 Posted: 01:27:09 02/02/2019
foodfight
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Soon.
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#25 Posted: 01:27:37 02/02/2019
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: HotDogAndZap
the secret life of walter mitty


Never heard of it, sorry!



You've never heard of it? It's Ben Stiller on an acid trip, basically, iirc.

Do Wreck It Ralph 2.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#26 Posted: 01:38:20 02/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: emeraldzoroark
foodfight


Absolute Masterpiece

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Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: HotDogAndZap
the secret life of walter mitty


Never heard of it, sorry!



You've never heard of it? It's Ben Stiller on an acid trip, basically, iirc.

Do Wreck It Ralph 2.



Too many memes, not enough point.
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#27 Posted: 07:23:35 04/02/2019
Have you ever seen the Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat films? Talk about those.
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Bruh
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#28 Posted: 07:57:57 04/02/2019
Super Mario Bros. The Movie
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#29 Posted: 14:00:10 04/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Crash10
Have you ever seen the Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat films? Talk about those.


I’m breaking my short sentences rule to tell you that both Mortal Kombat films are horrifically dated and cheesy, but they’re big guilty pleasures. MK: Annihilation specifically is so dumb and bad looking. It’s really funny!

Quote: ZapNorris
Super Mario Bros. The Movie


Really really weird and confusing and baffling... in a fun way.
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#30 Posted: 15:47:29 04/02/2019
Leo The Lion

(I'm not sorry)
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Rise and Shine Ursine
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3900
#31 Posted: 18:16:20 04/02/2019
Crazy Rich Asians
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#32 Posted: 02:18:18 05/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Leo The Lion

(I'm not sorry)


The vegetarian song is a real SLAPPIN' BOP! (actually it's all terrible)

Quote: FedUpWolf
Balto


I saw it in the background of school once, and it looked really lame, sorry lol.

Quote: ThunderEgg
Crazy Rich Asians


I'm happy a movie like this actually got made, but I unfortunately couldn't catch it in theaters
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6606
#33 Posted: 03:30:37 05/02/2019
Heathers
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Gay 4 GARcher
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#34 Posted: 03:50:44 05/02/2019
the last airbender by the man the myth the legend m night shyamalan
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#35 Posted: 03:59:33 05/02/2019
chicken little
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#36 Posted: 03:59:36 05/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
Heathers


It’s so stupid and edgy, that I kind of love it.

Quote: HotDogAndZap
the last airbender by the man the myth the legend m night shyamalan


I can’t believe this was a real movie that really made it out into theaters for the public to consume... wtf?
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#37 Posted: 05:20:55 05/02/2019
Guardians of the Galaxy but not the underwhelming sequel
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Gharlant Green Sparx Gems: 479
#38 Posted: 05:27:33 05/02/2019
rate the super bowl halftime show
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#39 Posted: 05:57:54 05/02/2019
Strawinsky and the Mysterious House
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Johnbonne Yellow Sparx Gems: 1216
#40 Posted: 07:21:48 05/02/2019
Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#41 Posted: 12:16:05 05/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Vespi
Guardians of the Galaxy but not the underwhelming sequel


Hey, now I like the sequel a tad more than the first one! Obviously this is a wonderful movie with great characters, effects and writing, (but it’s a tad bit stale visually, which is why I like the sequel more).

Quote: Gharlant
rate the super bowl halftime show


Maroon 5 had some bops but it was definitely super lackluster

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Strawinsky and the Mysterious House


shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab

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Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD


Never heard of it, sorry.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7699
#42 Posted: 13:29:34 05/02/2019
chicken run
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oh my god
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#43 Posted: 17:17:41 05/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Jaggedstar
chicken run


Never seen this one in particular, but I definitely appreciate Aardman’s animation style and movies.

Quote: FedUpWolf
Zootopia



I honestly think my parents liked this one more than I did, haha. That’s a testament to the strong messaging and overall charm that this had, though not a perfect film by any means.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3900
#44 Posted: 18:09:58 05/02/2019
Oh, oh! Do Venom!
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#45 Posted: 20:14:09 05/02/2019
Alien Covenant
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Needz more eh-mo-shuns.
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#46 Posted: 03:11:35 06/02/2019 | Topic Creator
Haven’t seen either, sorry :c
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