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You okay, JK Rowling?
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#1 Posted: 07:08:42 07/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Cause WTF is this?

https://mobile.twitter.com/pot...242428105998336
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#2 Posted: 08:47:44 07/01/2019
she also wrote cursed child and crimes of grindlewald so i think we lost her a while ago
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#3 Posted: 09:31:46 07/01/2019
I see the wizards employed Indian plumbing methods back then.
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#4 Posted: 09:42:50 07/01/2019
That gave me the laugh I needed smilie
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#5 Posted: 11:05:18 07/01/2019
Imagine if George Lucas kept adding convoluted lore on Twitter on top of the prequels.
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Needz more eh-mo-shuns.
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#6 Posted: 11:42:18 07/01/2019
Quote: StevemacQ
Imagine if George Lucas kept adding convoluted lore on Twitter on top of the prequels.


He had the interviews, didn't he? Even then, it's still something like 'so so knew this other person that's why this ability or personality is justified', not... That.
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#7 Posted: 15:29:22 07/01/2019
she's desperately trying to stay relevant by any means possible
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#8 Posted: 17:14:43 07/01/2019
Wow, it always crossed my mind how wizards took a ****, so glad JK Rowling finally answered this question!
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#9 Posted: 06:59:51 08/01/2019 | Topic Creator
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Quote: Samius
I see the wizards employed Indian plumbing methods back then.



DESIGNATED ****TING SPELLS


Superpower by 1720.
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#10 Posted: 12:44:07 08/01/2019
Quote: Chompy-King257
she's desperately trying to stay relevant by any means possible



Could she just not write a new series of books about anything that's not about Harry Potter, Hogwarts, wizards, etc.?
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#11 Posted: 13:31:59 08/01/2019
Quote: StevemacQ
Quote: Chompy-King257
she's desperately trying to stay relevant by any means possible



Could she just not write a new series of books about anything that's not about Harry Potter, Hogwarts, wizards, etc.?


Clearly not, as this shows.
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#12 Posted: 16:27:02 08/01/2019
Quote: StevemacQ
Quote: Chompy-King257
she's desperately trying to stay relevant by any means possible



Could she just not write a new series of books about anything that's not about Harry Potter, Hogwarts, wizards, etc.?


She did. I was, um, "lucky" enough to get the book through a white elephant gift exchange and reading it was, err, an experience. <.<
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#13 Posted: 16:41:50 08/01/2019
Quote: StevemacQ
Imagine if George Lucas kept adding convoluted lore on Twitter on top of the prequels.


Jedi could also **** themselves where they stand and use the force to whisk it away somewhere. We just need Georgie to tell us this
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#14 Posted: 16:44:27 08/01/2019
Quote: Big Green
Quote: StevemacQ
Imagine if George Lucas kept adding convoluted lore on Twitter on top of the prequels.


Jedi could also **** themselves where they stand and use the force to whisk it away somewhere. We just need Georgie to tell us this



I thought that meant "**** themselves" in the sexual sense and now I'm curious as to whether or not Jedi use the force to enhance their sexy times.
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#15 Posted: 16:48:32 08/01/2019
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Big Green
Quote: StevemacQ
Imagine if George Lucas kept adding convoluted lore on Twitter on top of the prequels.


Jedi could also **** themselves where they stand and use the force to whisk it away somewhere. We just need Georgie to tell us this



I thought that meant "**** themselves" in the sexual sense and now I'm curious as to whether or not Jedi use the force to enhance their sexy times.


George Lucas should allow both to be canon
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#16 Posted: 16:51:37 08/01/2019
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Big Green


Jedi could also **** themselves where they stand and use the force to whisk it away somewhere. We just need Georgie to tell us this



I thought that meant "**** themselves" in the sexual sense and now I'm curious as to whether or not Jedi use the force to enhance their sexy times.


George Lucas should allow both to be canon



Does this mean we get official canon Star Wars porn?


EDIT: *official canon Star Wars scat porn
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 16:52:05 08/01/2019 by Buchi
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#17 Posted: 20:05:18 08/01/2019
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Big Green


Jedi could also **** themselves where they stand and use the force to whisk it away somewhere. We just need Georgie to tell us this



I thought that meant "**** themselves" in the sexual sense and now I'm curious as to whether or not Jedi use the force to enhance their sexy times.


George Lucas should allow both to be canon


han: use your force powers on my peepee
leia: no
han: chewie call up the divorce lawyer
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#18 Posted: 20:27:39 08/01/2019
just a reminder she's a hack
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#19 Posted: 03:53:11 09/01/2019
harry potter is for normies and stopped being cool in 2008

go commit avada kavada
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#20 Posted: 12:17:56 09/01/2019
Quote: ZapNorris
harry potter is for normies and stopped being cool in 2008

go commit avada kavada


Did my elementary school's bullies possess you for a second there
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#21 Posted: 12:23:09 09/01/2019
Quote: Bifrost
Quote: ZapNorris
harry potter is for normies and stopped being cool in 2008

go commit avada kavada


Did my elementary school's bullies possess you for a second there


It would seem that Zap has the personality of an eternal elementary school bully.

Luckily he also has the methods of one, so he can safely be ignored.
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#22 Posted: 00:09:13 10/01/2019
Quote: Bifrost
Quote: ZapNorris
harry potter is for normies and stopped being cool in 2008

go commit avada kavada


Did my elementary school's bullies possess you for a second there


you can't possess yourself...sort of

but imagine posting that with a steven universe avatar
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:11:35 10/01/2019 by Big Green
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#23 Posted: 00:18:57 10/01/2019
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Bifrost
Quote: ZapNorris
harry potter is for normies and stopped being cool in 2008

go commit avada kavada


Did my elementary school's bullies possess you for a second there


you can't possess yourself...sort of

but imagine posting that with a steven universe avatar



steven universe is for normies and stopped being cool in 2016

go commit whatever they do in su
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#24 Posted: 00:26:46 10/01/2019
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Bifrost


Did my elementary school's bullies possess you for a second there


you can't possess yourself...sort of

but imagine posting that with a steven universe avatar



steven universe is for normies and stopped being cool in 2016

go commit whatever they do in su



you mean shattering

but also

anime is for normies and was never cool

go commit sword art online, a fate worse than death
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#25 Posted: 01:42:27 10/01/2019
my satire is legendary

seriously tho why did she thing we wanted to know that
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#26 Posted: 03:01:59 10/01/2019
Quote: ZapNorris
my satire is legendary

seriously tho why did she thing we wanted to know that



is it?

im sure theres a ton of HP fanfic writers who have a major scat kink that were dying to know
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#27 Posted: 04:15:03 10/01/2019
Quote: ZapNorris
my satire is legendary


nice try but we all know you're a weener
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#28 Posted: 04:31:53 10/01/2019
Quote: Big Green
Quote: ZapNorris
my satire is legendary


nice try but we all know you're a weener


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aw man ya doxxed me
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