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Make a joke that won't offend anybody
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#1 Posted: 10:33:35 25/10/2018 | Topic Creator
The year is 2018 and vinegar is a racist term. Anyone have any non offensive humor? I mean humor that won't offend ANYBODY, if you can do that then you win whatever you want.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#2 Posted: 11:45:21 25/10/2018
Including Vert pics? If so, count me in.
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#3 Posted: 11:51:15 25/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
Including Vert pics? If so, count me in.



Yeah but, I'm not giving up easily this time, let's see if you can make me laugh AND also offend nobody at the same. If you do I'll give you 20 pics. Go on, on your bike.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 12:04:39 25/10/2018 by exefile
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#4 Posted: 12:07:25 25/10/2018
Quote: exefile
Quote: Buchi
Including Vert pics? If so, count me in.



Yeah but, I'm not giving up easily this time, let's see if you can make me laugh AND also offend nobody at the same. If you do I'll give you 20 pics. Go on, on your bike.



YOU'RE ON
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#5 Posted: 22:19:02 27/10/2018
Okay, I think I've got one, does this count? Here it is:

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#6 Posted: 22:26:29 27/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
Okay, I think I've got one, does this count? Here it is:

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters



This heavily offends my intelligence and intellect as an existing lump of cells as I do not understand this comprehensive piece of literature. 3/10 I thought I almost got it smilie
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LittleLordie Blue Sparx Gems: 876
#7 Posted: 23:08:43 27/10/2018
Quote: Buchi
Okay, I think I've got one, does this count? Here it is:

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters


Correct.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#8 Posted: 00:20:34 28/10/2018
Why is Gamora?
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#9 Posted: 00:27:24 28/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
Why is Gamora?


This offends the critical researchers that put effort into solidifying a response to media with a story line that does not satisfy their queries.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#10 Posted: 02:13:39 28/10/2018
The narwhal bacons at midnight
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#11 Posted: 02:19:52 28/10/2018
Quote: TheToyNerd
The narwhal bacons at midnight



PETA is offended, you lose
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#12 Posted: 05:54:15 28/10/2018
why did the turkey go to canada?

because thanksgiving is coming up and he was so scared that he left his wife and daughter behind to suffer
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exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#13 Posted: 05:58:47 28/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: parisruelz12
why did the turkey go to canada?

because thanksgiving is coming up and he was so scared that he left his wife and daughter behind to suffer


You expect me to click the reveal spoiler button? This offends the people that don't want it spoiled, or what about the fingerless people? Didn't think about them did you?
That joke is too real I love it. But the offensiveness is clear, 6/10
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#14 Posted: 06:12:10 28/10/2018
Quote: exefile
Quote: parisruelz12
why did the turkey go to canada?

because thanksgiving is coming up and he was so scared that he left his wife and daughter behind to suffer


You expect me to click the reveal spoiler button? This offends the people that don't want it spoiled, or what about the fingerless people? Didn't think about them did you?
That joke is too real I love it. But the offensiveness is clear, 6/10


>says spoilers offend fingerless people
>uses a spoiler

[User Posted Image]
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looks like ive got some things to do...
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5375
#15 Posted: 10:13:28 29/10/2018
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: exefile
Quote: parisruelz12
why did the turkey go to canada?

because thanksgiving is coming up and he was so scared that he left his wife and daughter behind to suffer


You expect me to click the reveal spoiler button? This offends the people that don't want it spoiled, or what about the fingerless people? Didn't think about them did you?
That joke is too real I love it. But the offensiveness is clear, 6/10


>says spoilers offend fingerless people
>uses a spoiler

[User Posted Image]



That gif offends my eyes
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#16 Posted: 10:43:03 29/10/2018
Quote: emeraldzoroark
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: exefile


You expect me to click the reveal spoiler button? This offends the people that don't want it spoiled, or what about the fingerless people? Didn't think about them did you?
That joke is too real I love it. But the offensiveness is clear, 6/10


>says spoilers offend fingerless people
>uses a spoiler

[User Posted Image]



That gif offends my eyes



I know, it's beautiful.
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528
#17 Posted: 11:56:24 29/10/2018
~THE~
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exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#18 Posted: 12:02:30 29/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: 84skylanderdude
~THE~


This absolutely slaughters the ability to connect brain cells into a universal machine by transferring IQ through the spine down into the muck we call "poo", this no doubt offends the kids that can't pronounce the "th" sound, the word the is evil and anybody who uses the word should be the ashamed.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#19 Posted: 12:20:41 29/10/2018
Ok I'm not going to tell any jokes at all, thus offending nobody at all. Do I win?
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#20 Posted: 12:23:39 29/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
Ok I'm not going to tell any jokes at all, thus offending nobody at all. Do I win?


This offends me, I want jokes and I want them NOW!!!
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#21 Posted: 12:59:14 29/10/2018
Quote: exefile
Quote: Buchi
Ok I'm not going to tell any jokes at all, thus offending nobody at all. Do I win?


This offends me, I want jokes and I want them NOW!!!



Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Hahaha this joke is so funny right? Now that's hilarious isn't it? Don't you agree? Now give me pics of Vert.
DS D Yellow Sparx Gems: 1565
#22 Posted: 04:31:43 30/10/2018
.【E】.
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(Former admin of TapL's Server.)
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5748
#23 Posted: 05:09:49 30/10/2018
Quote: Buchi
Quote: exefile
Quote: Buchi
Ok I'm not going to tell any jokes at all, thus offending nobody at all. Do I win?


This offends me, I want jokes and I want them NOW!!!



Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Hahaha this joke is so funny right? Now that's hilarious isn't it? Don't you agree? Now give me pics of Vert.


UM WHY not pigeons? ducks? or doves? take your speciesism off this forum you fascist.
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#24 Posted: 05:43:36 30/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: FedUpWolf
[User Posted Image]
Three lion cubs walk into a bar.
They get sent out because they are underage.

(LAuGhTEr TRaCK)


This is supposed to be funny? I cried when I read this, poor cubs, all they wanted was a bottle of beer smilie

Quote: DS D
.【E】.


Sorry I don't have a description, I need to save my fingers for the outburst below, but it offends babies that can't scan symbols with their eyes.

Quote: Buchi
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Hahaha this joke is so funny right? Now that's hilarious isn't it? Don't you agree? Now give me pics of Vert.


WOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????
No really I can't hear you from my screen.

Let's go in depth and I'll show you why you LOSE LOSE AND LOSE!
First of all, you ask "why did the chicken cross the road?" Stop being nosy and let the chicken get to work, you don't have to ask "why", where do you think that will get you in life?
A chicken, a mother buzzing chicken, what about that bee over there? Didn't think of them did you? Why not question the bee? Looks pretty suspicious if you ask me.
The road? It could just hitchhike, why does it have to cross the road? You are seriously doing nothing wrong and it TEARS MY BRAIN APART!!!
"The other side", it's not going to the other side, it's going to the feral reserve bank, with it's gun, it's black leather jacket and some sweet shades, it won't be spilling it's milk that's for sure.

I was thinking, "Maybe I should give Buchi 3 or 4 sympathy pics for trying", but now... I'm disgusted that you would use that language in MY topic!
jk i love u buchi don't kill me
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King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#25 Posted: 15:05:27 30/10/2018
Me

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exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#26 Posted: 05:28:39 31/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Me

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This heavily offends me because I know you can do better than that.
Those 6 dots were pretty funny though.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#27 Posted: 10:08:17 31/10/2018
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Do I win now?
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#28 Posted: 10:09:57 31/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
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Do I win now?


We'll have to see if KPK is offended that you would steal his joke, if not you win!!
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 10:13:06 31/10/2018 by exefile
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#29 Posted: 10:12:15 31/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: FedUpWolf
*breathes*

Is this offensive?



Well, the trees are tying their best to provide us with oxygen and your stealing it? Wow, I would never do something like that.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#30 Posted: 10:15:06 31/10/2018
Okay, seven dots then.

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exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#31 Posted: 10:18:38 31/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
Okay, seven dots then.

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Never mind, you lose, I have 7 letters in my username, did you ask permission to use the number 7? No, this is a breach of social security, you're prize goes down 7 pics.

20 - 7 = 13 pics.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#32 Posted: 10:25:50 31/10/2018
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exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#33 Posted: 10:29:19 31/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
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13 ÷ 8 = 1.625 pics. Big oof
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#34 Posted: 10:30:39 31/10/2018
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Ok this is it. I have no idea how many dots are here but I hope you like them all.
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#35 Posted: 10:37:31 31/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
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Ok this is it. I have no idea how many dots are here but I hope you like them all.


since the creation of time scientists have pondered the strange creature called the buchi will it ever give up?
Apparently not, you want a prize? Here's a prize.
Every dot you've typed on this topic is a month with no pictures, that's more than a year.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#36 Posted: 10:40:00 31/10/2018
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Okay fine then. And here, have some more:

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There that should do it.
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#37 Posted: 10:43:02 31/10/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Buchi
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Okay fine then. And here, have some more:

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There that should do it.


I wasn't going to say anything but when I read this I laughed... and I don't see any offensive material...
You know when I said I'd give you 20 pics? I meant that I was going to give 20 naruto pics to Inau, sorry.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#38 Posted: 10:44:32 31/10/2018
Only if you give him pics of the trap character so he can rant about homosexuality later. That I can accept.
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#39 Posted: 12:51:29 31/10/2018
Im offended that you stole my joke
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exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#40 Posted: 05:49:11 01/11/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Im offended that you stole my joke


What a legendary lad right here, now I officially don't have to get 20 more pictures for lord Buchi. smilie
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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#41 Posted: 05:35:14 02/11/2018
A mushroom walks into a bar and says:

Quote:
Woah, I'm a fun guy!


okay bye
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exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#42 Posted: 09:10:02 02/11/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Crash10
A mushroom walks into a bar and says:

Quote:
Woah, I'm a fun guy!


okay bye



This offends every other mushroom that can't walk.
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DS D Yellow Sparx Gems: 1565
#43 Posted: 15:11:15 06/11/2018
.lol.
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Yo, DEADASS?? BANANAS ARE DEAD???

(Former admin of TapL's Server.)
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#44 Posted: 23:31:20 06/11/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: DS D
.lol.


Typing lol is lazy, that's it, also the lol community is generally viewed as "cancer". (I don't see it killing anyone though.)
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KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#45 Posted: 23:48:11 06/11/2018
Kindness
oh wait it's 2018, people even get offended by kindness
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Currently dating someone
exefile Yellow Sparx Gems: 1783
#46 Posted: 23:51:48 06/11/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: KrystalLBX
Kindness
oh wait it's 2018, people even get offended by kindness


In 2028 hello will be a racial slur.
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7713
#47 Posted: 00:00:26 07/11/2018
Quote: FedUpWolf
[User Posted Image]
Three lion cubs walk into a bar.
They get sent out because they are underage.

(LAuGhTEr TRaCK)



um, did you just aSsUmE tHeIr aGE??!?/1/!?/?!?/1/1/1//@!>!:L!
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