Today I'm so happy not just because I wasn't locked in the basement and whipped but because I have won an award the millionth visitor to the site I'm crying because I'm so happy also because my brain fell out but that second part doesn't matter.
I don't even care about the reward !@#$ mobile phones and whatever I'm just happy to be here on this momentous occasion.
For all the haters who will say "butt its fake you big doo doo head" it says it's NOT a joke it's REAL LET ME HAVE MY TYME YOU DIGHEADS.
On a serious note, they really put apples as the border because of the acclaimed apple product, sad.