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Have you ever thought about the Cars universe?
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6606
#1 Posted: 04:26:11 14/09/2018 | Topic Creator
There are many questions the Cars universe leaves for us
For example
It's confirmed that Sarge is a World War 2 Veteran.
That means there was a Cars World War 2
Which means there was a Car Hitler and Car Holocaust
There were Car Jews being discriminated and killed by Car Nazis
There was an attack on Car Pearl harbor

There's also a Pope in Cars 2, which means there has to be religion in the Cars universe.
So that means there's a Car Jesus that died for our Car Sins on the Car Cross
There was a Car Crusade, Car Religious movements, Car Religious Wars
Are there Car Jehovah's Witnesses that go to Car homes and tell other Cars about Car God?
Is there a Car Heaven and Car Hell?

Do the Cars have a two Car political system?
Do they have a Hillary Carton and a Donald Carump?
Was there a Cars Watergate?

How does Car anatomy work? They have parts as shown by Mater and Doc, but how would they be able to digest food like Wasabi or Ice Cream?
Do they have lungs? Cars are shown to cough when exposed to things that agitates their air ways?
Is there a Car Africa that Parent Cars tell Children Cars is full of starving Cars?

How do the Cars reproduce? It's obvious in Cars that they can harbor romantic attraction for other Cars, but why? Do they reproduce like in the movie Robots where they buy baby parts and make the baby?
If Cars can do all these "human things" can cars get diseases like the flu?
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#2 Posted: 04:36:42 14/09/2018
how big is mater's dick
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#3 Posted: 04:38:36 14/09/2018
The Cars universe has Carmmunism, and the Carmmunist Manifesto was written by Carl Marx.
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#4 Posted: 08:04:26 14/09/2018
Well I can answer your question about Car hell, in Cars race o rama there is a cave in Tailfin Pass and if you go up the new ramp there is an area with fire and I'd say it's hell since you play Guido Kart in there and Guido Kart can go to hell. (Can't be bothered to get a screenshot).


Let this answer the rest of your questions for you:

So, Lightning had a dream about "pulling Bessie" and Mater wanted to know if the dream was a good one.
Also Roy the Tugboat, a reference to a real ship called Roy that probably was used in the war.
Mater says it's fun to be a tow truck so he can "pull stuff', he's implying something that us mortals are not ready for, pulling is his life...
HIS FAVORITE THING TO TOW IS CARS!! HE PUTS HIS HOOK UNDER THEM, WHEN HE SAYS PULL HE MEANS HE'S ****ING!!
He hasn't yanked any bumpers off in a loooong time.
Lightning is very defensive when he says he's gotta go, probably ****ing Sally.
Ramone's got that flying suit for pinstriping.
"Takes a very special car to fly". Yep, not even explaining that one.
Sarge doesn't give a **** about grass he only likes stars and stripes, just like the average WW2 general, what an American am I right lads? When Lightning says the 'old fashioned way' Filmore says he's a pacifist, meaning that there must have been a war and Filmore had a traumatic experience with Car Hitler.

I could go on, I'm a nerd when it comes to Cars, just the first 3 games though, I don't give a **** about the movies or Cars 2 and 3
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#5 Posted: 10:08:42 14/09/2018
Quote: ZapNorris
how big is mater's dick



For the record, "mater" is Latin for "mother" iirc. Which means Mater might be a trap or something idk.
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#6 Posted: 12:45:40 14/09/2018
I have instant respect for anybody who knows the name of this car:
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He just kinda exists you know?
He doesn't have a backstory so he could be anyone, even... Car Hitler
Also more about car sex (skip to 0:30 for real ****):
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#7 Posted: 13:38:09 14/09/2018
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
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#8 Posted: 17:52:52 14/09/2018
no
i
have
not.
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#9 Posted: 19:54:40 14/09/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Jaggedstar
no
i
have
not.



Well you better start
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#10 Posted: 02:12:45 15/09/2018
was the cross they used to crucify jesus chrysler just the back of a tow truck

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did mater kill car jesus
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#11 Posted: 03:21:40 15/09/2018

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