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Explain human/Earth things to an alien
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#1 Posted: 15:46:51 31/08/2018 | Topic Creator
An alien from a distant planet has decided to take a vacation to Earth. It's not too sure how exactly things work, so it's up to you to explain the who, what, where, when, and why of various things to it. One user will say something to be described, then the next will describe it. After that, they'll ask for something else to be explained, and so on. Example:

User 1: Explain underpants
User 2: They're like a miniature version of pants that we wear under our other pants. Explain spicy food.
Etc.

For bonus points, try to make the thing sound as weird and illogical as possible when you explain it.

Here we go!

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Explain cartoons
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#2 Posted: 15:14:57 01/09/2018
Sounds fun!

Cartoons are made up stories played by made up people that you can view for your entertainment!

Explain magnets.
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#3 Posted: 17:07:31 05/09/2018 | Topic Creator
It’s a special kind of rock that can stick to metal and other special rocks.

Explain pets.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5322
#4 Posted: 09:15:55 06/09/2018
They're your friends and you should take very good care of them and love them lots.

Explain belts.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#5 Posted: 01:59:34 09/09/2018
It's leather or fabric you use to keep your pants from falling down!

Explain hand sanitizer.
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#6 Posted: 02:25:26 09/09/2018 | Topic Creator
It’s a substance we put on our hands to kill tiny little creatures that could make us sick.

Explain the periodic table of elements.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#7 Posted: 17:25:38 09/09/2018
Everything is made up of really small bits of matter. We've organized matter with similar qualities into a table so that you can discern important information from them and see which ones have similar properties!

Explain porcupines.
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#8 Posted: 17:43:02 09/09/2018 | Topic Creator
They're like big rats, but covered in needles. Not very cuddly. smilie

Explain the pyramids of Giza.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7014
#9 Posted: 21:49:22 21/09/2018
Some big triangular structures were built in Giza out of bricks.

Explain the rain.
RainbowSkygirl Gold Sparx Gems: 2013
#10 Posted: 02:49:21 22/09/2018
Rain is water that falls from the sky. Everyone needs it to survive but no one ever likes it.

Explain sandwiches.
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Lurked moar since 2011 and I'm still not quite sure what I'm doing.
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#11 Posted: 03:05:44 22/09/2018 | Topic Creator
Yo dawg, I heard ya like food, so we put some food between two pieces of bread so you can have even more food!

Explain the Cold War.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#12 Posted: 01:16:09 23/09/2018
Two nations decided to have an intense, 45-year-long staring contest. One blinked and promptly crumbled.

Explain lobsters!
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
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