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Koalas are seriously dumb
KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#1 Posted: 03:07:48 25/08/2018 | Topic Creator
Reasons why
1. They sleep 20 hours a day
2. They cannot register food if it's not on a stick
3. They are so picky that zoo keepers need to import leaves to keep it eating
4. Their food of choice is poisonous, and makes them even sleepier.
5. Their teeth ARE NOT BUILT TO EVEN EAT LEAVES
6. Because of the teeth issue, most of them die of starvation because their teeth gets messed up badly
7. Because of their diet, they must eat dirt to get calcium


Koalas, cute but dumbest animal alive
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Edited 2 times - Last edited at 22:22:23 25/08/2018 by KrystalLBX
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#2 Posted: 03:15:08 25/08/2018
they just eat roots and leaves
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#3 Posted: 03:18:27 25/08/2018
Are we much smarter though?
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#4 Posted: 03:24:18 25/08/2018
Yoive'v enever emt a Kkoala do ho tod you know
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#5 Posted: 07:45:27 25/08/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Are we much smarter though?



Yes we are
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Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#6 Posted: 07:49:56 25/08/2018
I have vivid memories of going to the zoo with my dad when I was like, 6, looking at the koala exhibit, when one of them just breaks out of the exhibit and bolts straight for the gift shop. So that one was pretty smart at least.
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#7 Posted: 08:13:47 25/08/2018
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Are we much smarter though?



Yes we are



I'm not so sure. Right now the human race seems like a race to see how we kill ourselves off.
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#8 Posted: 08:18:00 25/08/2018
How does one measure intelligence? Koalas would know so much more about certain things that we'd have absolutely no clue about.
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#9 Posted: 08:18:03 25/08/2018
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Are we much smarter though?



Yes we are



I'm not so sure. Right now the human race seems like a race to see how we kill ourselves off.



Pretty hard to argue with this

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How does one measure intelligence? Koalas would know so much more about certain things that we'd have absolutely no clue about.



Turing test? /s
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#10 Posted: 12:14:55 25/08/2018
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Are we much smarter though?



Yes we are



Well Koalas don't tell others to die for simply existing, so they are probably smarter than us
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#11 Posted: 12:20:15 25/08/2018
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Are we much smarter though?



Yes we are



Well Koalas don't tell others to die for simply existing, so they are probably smarter than us



I think a better example is, Koalas are capable of independent thinking and don't rely on funny internet pictures to make their decisions.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 12:21:03 25/08/2018 by Buchi
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#12 Posted: 14:15:32 25/08/2018

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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#13 Posted: 19:24:07 25/08/2018
dont ****ing insult nomnom you ****ing swine
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#14 Posted: 20:34:47 25/08/2018
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528
#15 Posted: 22:00:20 25/08/2018
Funny how a topic referring to something as dumb has a big glaring grammatical error in the title

Edit: The title said “koala’s” before it was edited
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:00:58 26/08/2018 by 84skylanderdude
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#16 Posted: 22:33:56 25/08/2018
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Funny how a topic referring to something as dumb has a big glaring grammatical error in the title



ehehehehehe
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#17 Posted: 23:26:53 25/08/2018
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Funny how a topic referring to something as dumb has a big glaring grammatical error in the title



ehehehehehe



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#18 Posted: 05:33:41 26/08/2018
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he’s like the most evil koala there is but i love him
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#19 Posted: 05:34:49 26/08/2018
The koalas are going to rise against us for this
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