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giant turtle. it has a cyan buzzcut. where its tail should be is just another head.

slime hamster. it is a witch. it is a cheerleader.

Interesting combination

wooden wolf. it uses reddit but won't admit it. it wears scarves all the time.

now i have to draw this

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lilac chihuahua. it wears a plain white mask. it worships powerful dolphin deities.

whoa...

gilded sparkledog. its facial features are constantly shifting. it has a hoard of gems and gold that was pillaged from innocent villagers.

swamp amoeba. it wears a snapback. it is a ghost.

okay what. that's not even an animal??

melanistic pomeranian. it has human legs. it has incredibly long and luxurious fur.

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big white axolotl. instead of talking it just says numbers. it does not have organs- instead it is full of flowers.

this one also struck me

pastel pink seagull. it has heterochromia. smoke pours from its mouth.

that's definitely a thing.....

pastel pink pomeranian. instead of talking it just says numbers. it wears a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with red fishnets and nothing else

i love them

silver hellhound. it is a surfer. a small raincloud follows it everywhere.

I love it

floral owl. it wears a lot of eye makeup. a golden halo floats above its head.

cool

tiny pink corgi. it has an unknowable amount of eyes. it has only one large eye.

pink and blue whale. it is a professional wrestler. it wears big christmas sweaters year-round.

holy **** i love it

skeleton rat. it loves strawberry milkshakes. it runs a jimmy carter fanblog.

Them Jimmy Carter blogs tho

Wouldn't be surprised if some were lifted straight from Dwarf Fortress with some modern variations.

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tiny pink corgi. it has an unknowable amount of eyes. it has only one large eye.

wait what

It has tons of tiny eyes and one big eye, which kills the purpose of having thousands of eyes

fuchsia lizard. it is a hired killer. it runs. everywhere. all the time.

iridescent skink. its eyes are pitch black and cause those who look directly into them for too long to slowly grow older. it is a fire elemental.

Sounds edgy.
...I approve.

pastel goth seagull. it is a makeup artist. it worships powerful dolphin deities.

ALL HAIL OUR CETACEAN OVERLORDS!

tiny pink dove. it has antlers. it is made of petrified wood.

giant sloth. it has very long hair with many flowers in it. it carries a cellphone with a ridiculous amount of charms and keychains.

yeah alright I dig these vibes

“swamp salamander. it wears a maid outfit. it is always smiling.“
This actually sounds highkey adorable.

cyan bull. it works as a librarian in hell. in place of a head it has a floating cube that glows and pulses softly.

Not gonna lie, this sounds cool.

stone dachshund. it is an emissary from hell. it wears a toga.

Admittedly I clicked it a couple (lots of) times and got a few funny ones (a heavenly liger with a yolo tattoo, a hamster that speaks an ancient tongue both enthralling and terrifying to mortals, a tiny spider that wears shorts and is a professional wrestler) but this one was edgy enough for me to be like “yea man I can see it in my head”

okay but how are some of these so good

My one appeals to me after playing as Cyrus in Octopath.

ethereal dove. it is a hired killer. it lives in a cave with its parents.

...Close enough.

garbage hydra. it calls everybody comrade. it wears scarves all the time.