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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399
#1 Posted: 18:31:38 19/07/2018 | Topic Creator
smilie: oh geez hunter you ate my poptart
smilie: no no no spyro. dont you see these poptarts make you epic! IM EPIC SPYRO IM EPIC


smilie: hunter can i hug you
smilie: no
smilie: i can
smilie: no
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399
#2 Posted: 18:37:21 19/07/2018 | Topic Creator
smilie: no gnasty dont kill me
smilie: hahaha spyro this is the end. hey wait why is it so dark all of a sudden
smilie: its because youre in my belly now
smilie: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
smilie: thanks sp i dont know how to thank you
smilie: well you can get inside my belly
smilie: uhhhh its so dark in here. oh hi gnasty
smilie: hey spyro this sucks
alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12740
#3 Posted: 19:37:21 19/07/2018
Oh this brings me back.

smilie: smilie
smilie: Aaaah he winked at me! smilie
smilie: No, he winked at me!
smilie: No, he winked at me!
smilie and smilie: 0_o
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#4 Posted: 19:47:20 19/07/2018
Quote: Ice Dragoness
smilie spyro, 2 become a tru dragon u gotta touch the dragon d
smilie wat dat
smilie dis *shows da dragon d*
smilie wow neva seen dat before
smilie touch it
smilie *touches*
smilie yes spyro u r becomin a tru dragon


this was iconic
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7896
#5 Posted: 20:07:36 19/07/2018
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: Ice Dragoness
smilie spyro, 2 become a tru dragon u gotta touch the dragon d
smilie wat dat
smilie dis *shows da dragon d*
smilie wow neva seen dat before
smilie touch it
smilie *touches*
smilie yes spyro u r becomin a tru dragon


this was iconic



I just found this one in the same topic. I don't know what I was taking!

Quote: Ice Dragoness
smilie hey spyro wanna make out
smilie sure
smilie omg not u. u ugly
smilie hey i'm not ugly
smilie i no but i luv legend spyro ma hero
smilie hey there hot stuff wanna make out. u r steaaming
smilie sure and thanx babe tehehe
smilie no not u, big bewbs ova there
smilie rawr?
smilie :'(
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#6 Posted: 21:53:57 19/07/2018
URRRGGHHHH notstalgia trip
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looks like ive got some things to do...
gary Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11288
#7 Posted: 06:53:08 20/07/2018
smilie : -look inside-

smilie :how did you got in??

smilie : -jump off to celling- whoa,you scare me smilie

smilie : sorry. smilie
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"let go inside"Gary Sparkle said. (smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie are my collecting skylander)
alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12740
#8 Posted: 07:47:37 20/07/2018
smilie: *On the phone* Pop Fizz, I need you to come over here.
smilie: I can't right now, I'm buying clothes.
smilie: Well hurry up then.
smilie: I can't find them.
smilie: What do you mean you can't find them?
smilie: I mean I can't find them, there's only soup.
smilie: What do you mean there's only soup?
smilie: I mean there's only soup.
smilie: WELL THEN GET OUT THE SOUP AISLE!
smilie: Alright, you don't have to shout at me. *moves to next aisle* There's more soup.
smilie: What do you mean there's more soup?
smilie: I mean there's more soup.
smilie: Go to the next aisle.
smilie: *Moves to next aisle* There's just more soup.
smilie: Where are you right now?
smilie: I'm at Soup.
smilie: What do you mean you're at soup?
smilie: I mean I'm at soup.
smilie: What store are you in?
smilie: I'm at the soup store.
smilie: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT A SOUP STORE!?
smilie: **** YOU!
gary Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11288
#9 Posted: 08:10:56 20/07/2018
smilie : -clicking pens-

smilie : -cover ears-

smilie : surnburn,clicking a pens make noise.


next morning.


smilie : Hey! who took my___ drink?

smilie : not me
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"let go inside"Gary Sparkle said. (smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie are my collecting skylander)
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 12:05:53 20/07/2018 by gary
alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12740
#10 Posted: 09:53:21 20/07/2018
smilie: Have you tried stuffing her with MMMEEEEEEEEEAAT?
smilie: What?
smilie: Y'know? Take her to a restaurant?

smilie: Dammit, Spyro! Touch my boobs.
smilie: (Umm what would Trig do in this situation?)
*Meanwhile*
smilie: I'm gonna touch your boobs!
smilie: ...Why?

smilie: Why aren't we using the front door like Stealth Elf and Eruptor?
smilie: *Strapped to a rocket* Because my idea's better. Now light this b****!

smilie: Alright guys, I have some good news and I have some bad news.
smilie: What's the good news?
smilie: The good news is doctor is dead.
smilie: How's that good news?
smilie: Oh sorry. That was the bad news. The good news is I have bad news.
smilie: How is that good news?
smilie: There is no good news.

In case you haven't noticed, I find anime abridged parodies to be very quotable.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660
#11 Posted: 11:56:45 20/07/2018
i've been thrown back to 2012
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12740
#12 Posted: 18:18:03 20/07/2018
Skylanders AU where they start off as toys instead of the other way round:
smilie: You, my friend are responsible for delaying my attack on Kaos.
smilie: YOU. ARE. A. TOOOYYY! YOU'RE NOT A REAL DRAGON, YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE. YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAYTHING!
smilie: You are a sad, strange, little dragon and you have my pity. Farewell.
smilie: Oh yeah? Well good riddance, ya looney!
gary Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11288
#13 Posted: 03:18:06 23/07/2018
smilie : -bring gloves to ember-

smilie : what these gloves?
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"let go inside"Gary Sparkle said. (smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie are my collecting skylander)
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:42:41 23/07/2018 by gary
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