darkSpyro

I'm gonna start a story with one sentence. The next poster continues it with another sentence, and then the following poster does the same, and so on and so forth.


Zapnorris crawls out of bed after a long night of sleeping.

The picture he drew of her is very nice, so he decided to hang it on the fridge.

Unfortunately, the magnet disagrees and his picture falls to the floor.

Zapnorris stares at the drawing, tears welling up in his eyes.

Suddenly, the picture catches fire because of the friction when it hit the ground or something.

The smoke eventually reaches the top of the room and activates the detectors.

An annoying robotic voice starts screeching about a fire and calls him very mean names.

He decides his fridge is busted and goes to the fridge store to buy a new one.

Sadly, the fridge store has shut down!

He begins to panic and calls the fire brigade.

Lapis quickly puts out the fire and leaves, but not before pissing Zap off by giving him a copy of Superchargers.

The Superchargers copy came with faulty figures that didn't even work, so he couldn't play it anyways.

This upset the poor boy so much that he chased Lapis’s fire truck down and threw it at the window.

It hits Lapis in the head causing the firetruck to crash and explode, making her the 5th person he’s accidentally killed by throwing a copy of Superchargers at them.

He needs to run-again-and move to a new town-again-after killing someone-a ****ing gain

He ultimately decides to move to the barren wasteland part of Colorado - no people means no stores, no stores means no Superchargers to come back and haunt him.

But the memory of Lapis would forever haunt his dreams.

The next day he realizes that when he moved he forgot to bring any clothes, so he drives for an hour to get back to civilization, only to realize that the only clothing store in sight is a Goodwill, where once he enters he discovers that no matter where he goes, he will never be safe, as he finds a copy of Superchargers in the toy aisle.