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darkSpyro Planet Fitness
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#1 Posted: 16:15:36 14/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Work out here but not that hard and be quiet. If not I will call the cops

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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#2 Posted: 16:17:46 14/06/2018
*works out*
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#3 Posted: 16:20:59 14/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
*works out*


STOP INTIMIDATING THE OTHER GYM MEMBERS

*SOUNDS DEAFENING LUNK ALARM*
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6428
#4 Posted: 16:21:53 14/06/2018
*Lifts 10 pound weights* "HWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#5 Posted: 16:22:32 14/06/2018
*works out the appropriate amount*
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#6 Posted: 16:58:25 14/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rendar
*Lifts 10 pound weights* "HWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


sir i am going to ask you to leave or i will call the cops
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#7 Posted: 17:00:57 14/06/2018
*brings in an army of live chickens*
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6428
#8 Posted: 17:16:27 14/06/2018
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Rendar
*Lifts 10 pound weights* "HWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


sir i am going to ask you to leave or i will call the cops


"Sorry suckers, I'm gonna go lift 90 pounds."
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#9 Posted: 17:21:52 14/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Emperor_Mustard
*brings in an army of live chickens*


*does nothing because i am used to having chickens in my gym*
wait...those young ladies are frightening the other gymgoers.
*BLARES LUNK ALARM ON CHICKENS*

Quote: Rendar
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Rendar
*Lifts 10 pound weights* "HWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


sir i am going to ask you to leave or i will call the cops


"Sorry suckers, I'm gonna go lift 90 pounds."


sure as hell not in this gym. i'm calling the cops on you and you are banned for life
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#10 Posted: 17:25:44 14/06/2018
*brings in a dead rat* "This is what happens if you work out too hard!"
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#11 Posted: 17:26:19 14/06/2018
I want a beach bod but I'm too fat
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Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#12 Posted: 17:28:22 14/06/2018
"Don't work out too hard or you'll end up like this rat!"
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#13 Posted: 18:36:31 14/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Pokemon2
I want a beach bod but I'm too fat


you've come to the wrong place then. have some free pizza courtesy of planet fitness

Quote: Emperor_Mustard
"Don't work out too hard or you'll end up like this rat!"


*ACTIVATES LUNK ALARM AT DEAD RAT* excuse me you gym rat. you are gymtimidating the other patrons. get out now
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 18:36:50 14/06/2018 by Big Green
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399
#14 Posted: 20:24:51 14/06/2018
yo bruh wanna get a slice of pizza after? smilie
Samius Hunter Gems: 9224
#15 Posted: 20:42:42 14/06/2018
Are you saying people deserve to be shamed by the lunk alarm because of what they wear? Come on, it's 2018.
Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#16 Posted: 20:51:14 14/06/2018
hey buddy i think you got the wrong door
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#17 Posted: 14:38:05 15/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
Are you saying people deserve to be shamed by the lunk alarm because of what they wear? Come on, it's 2018.


Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You can't wear a tank top here and show off your big muscles. In fact I am terrified right now
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#18 Posted: 18:29:43 15/06/2018
*eats a bit*
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Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12083
#19 Posted: 23:40:11 15/06/2018
listen, i am EXTREMELY thirsty, if i don't have this gallon of water with me i will die
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:40:34 15/06/2018 by Carmelita Fox
DirtPrincess Green Sparx Gems: 276
#20 Posted: 02:47:07 16/06/2018
Yes, the lunk alarm, the center of their judgement-free zone.

They have the dumbest like "motivational posters" set up around the entire gym that make fun of people who they would consider "lunks". I've been once with one of those bring a friend passes, and it happened to be on whatever day they served pizza. The smell of grease and warm tomato while I was trying to workout was the absolute worst. They also seem like they discourage much physical activity that's more than a brisk walk on the treadmill.
I've never been to a Gold's Gym that wasn't great though
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Change my mind - Taylor Swift
Samius Hunter Gems: 9224
#21 Posted: 09:55:49 16/06/2018
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Samius
Are you saying people deserve to be shamed by the lunk alarm because of what they wear? Come on, it's 2018.


Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You can't wear a tank top here and show off your big muscles. In fact I am terrified right now


Oh, now you want to take away my arms as well? Haven't you ever heard of the Second Amendment?
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#22 Posted: 10:55:16 16/06/2018
What type is this gym? What does the badge look like? Is the gym leader’s name a pun?
Of course it’s gonna be a pun.
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Soon.
Sboy13 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3165
#23 Posted: 20:06:34 16/06/2018
Mehhhh. Youfit is way better and it's pretty much the same price.
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Purple dragon.
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#24 Posted: 03:50:01 17/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Carmelita Fox
listen, i am EXTREMELY thirsty, if i don't have this gallon of water with me i will die


Get out of here lunk before I call the police.
*LUNK ALARM*

Quote: Samius
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Samius
Are you saying people deserve to be shamed by the lunk alarm because of what they wear? Come on, it's 2018.


Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You can't wear a tank top here and show off your big muscles. In fact I am terrified right now


Oh, now you want to take away my arms as well? Haven't you ever heard of the Second Amendment?


Listen, this gym is supposed to be a friendly environment. You are scaring the people walking on treadmills while eating pizza. I'm going to call the cops so you can gymtimidate them too.
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#25 Posted: 13:31:39 17/06/2018 | Topic Creator
http://fox5sandiego.com/2018/0...anet-fitness-2/

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS
Shibaru Yellow Sparx Gems: 1133
#26 Posted: 22:55:13 17/06/2018
ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ Strong.
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G3MINI, Biggest bubbleton on Mixer.
Hi Lindsey. - Taylor Swift
Asdra#7043 on Discord
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#27 Posted: 01:14:56 18/06/2018
Quote: Big Green



Probably DirtPrincess, judging by her complaints. *Brings in a classroom skeleton model*
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#28 Posted: 01:39:30 18/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Emperor_Mustard
Quote: Big Green



Probably DirtPrincess, judging by her complaints. *Brings in a classroom skeleton model*


DirtPrincess was a lot more articulate by her complaints and I already banned her from this here Planet Fitness. Starting to suspect it is YOU.
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#29 Posted: 01:57:25 18/06/2018
I am a dude. Also, I haven't even been to San Diego. *brings in a salad*
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5337
#30 Posted: 18:38:56 18/06/2018
Hey, I used to go to Planet Fitness! Sure they're pretty casual, but I loved how cheap they were. And the best part was how most of the members never actually went to the gym, so there were always lots of empty machines for me to use.
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Boop me if you see this.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 18:39:34 18/06/2018 by Muffin Man
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#31 Posted: 19:35:29 18/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Emperor_Mustard
I am a dude. Also, I haven't even been to San Diego. *brings in a salad*


Quit bringing in these dangerous objects, lunk. Your days are numbered and I have revoked your gymbership 6 times.

Quote: Muffin Man
Hey, I used to go to Planet Fitness! Sure they're pretty casual, but I loved how cheap they were. And the best part was how most of the members never actually went to the gym, so there were always lots of empty machines for me to use.


Gonna have to ask you to quit talking, sir. It's scary, you must understand.

I'm sure a lot of those gyms are fine depending on what employees are working but I recently learned about the lunk alarm being a real thing and it's the funniest thing ever so I have to make fun of it
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#32 Posted: 00:38:08 19/06/2018
I want to be healthy, but I don't want to be a lunk for doing so. I have to stay fat then.
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Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.
alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12740
#33 Posted: 18:47:39 19/06/2018
*Wears a tank top because it's a hot day*
*Brings lots of water for the same reason*
*Can't help but break out in song while working out*
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#34 Posted: 20:23:58 19/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Pokemon2
I want to be healthy, but I don't want to be a lunk for doing so. I have to stay fat then.


Come on in, we have pizza with pineapple. That's like fruit and veggies since pizza is a vegetable.

Quote: alicecarp
*Wears a tank top because it's a hot day*
*Brings lots of water for the same reason*
*Can't help but break out in song while working out*


*smashes the lunk alarm so hard I injure my hand*
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#35 Posted: 21:49:58 19/06/2018
*brings in a 100 gallon fish tank full of water, lifts it, and drinks it all without a shirt* Did I find any loopholes? I'm not wearing a tank top and did not bring in a jug of water. *drops a foam ball*
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#36 Posted: 04:44:24 20/06/2018
*eats the pizza*
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Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.
alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12740
#37 Posted: 07:16:29 20/06/2018
*Brings pizza from elsewhere because pineapple on pizza is yucky*
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#38 Posted: 13:07:08 20/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Emperor_Mustard
*brings in a 100 gallon fish tank full of water, lifts it, and drinks it all without a shirt* Did I find any loopholes? I'm not wearing a tank top and did not bring in a jug of water. *drops a foam ball*


*the police show up and ****ing kill you without a second thought*

Quote: Pokemon2
*eats the pizza*


good

Quote: alicecarp
*Brings pizza from elsewhere because pineapple on pizza is yucky*


That is okay as long as you eat it...wait a minute...you are awfully strong carrying in all this pizza *presses lunk alarm*
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#39 Posted: 14:28:23 20/06/2018
Cool, I'm a ghost now, so I can haunt Planet Fitness uninterrupted. *vomits water on a treadmill*
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#40 Posted: 14:31:44 20/06/2018
*eats a chocolate bar*
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Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.
alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12740
#41 Posted: 16:39:20 20/06/2018
Quote: Big Green
That is okay as long as you eat it...wait a minute...you are awfully strong carrying in all this pizza *presses lunk alarm*

Who said I brought more than one pizza?

Also, your avatar makes your posts funnier to read. smilie
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:10:23 20/06/2018 by alicecarp
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#42 Posted: 14:55:50 02/07/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Emperor_Mustard
Cool, I'm a ghost now, so I can haunt Planet Fitness uninterrupted. *vomits water on a treadmill*


Enjoy this round until I call the Ghostbusters, lunk.

Quote: alicecarp
Quote: Big Green
That is okay as long as you eat it...wait a minute...you are awfully strong carrying in all this pizza *presses lunk alarm*

Who said I brought more than one pizza?

Also, your avatar makes your posts funnier to read. smilie


OK maybe you are not a lunk but be careful showing such impressive feats of strength such as carrying an entire pizza by yourself across such a long distance.
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#43 Posted: 16:25:58 02/07/2018
I guess I can do one more thing before the Ghostbusters arrive. *Brings in an army of rats and smashes them all violently with weights and leaves*
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
gary Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11288
#44 Posted: 02:29:59 03/07/2018
-press alarm button-

I got weight loss while training
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"let go inside"Gary Sparkle said. (smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie are my collecting skylander)
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#45 Posted: 15:19:59 05/07/2018
*eats KFC*
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Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.
gary Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11288
#46 Posted: 07:20:18 17/07/2018
-drink green tea-
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"let go inside"Gary Sparkle said. (smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie are my collecting skylander)
FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203
#47 Posted: 14:07:09 17/07/2018
*quietly sits in a corner with bag of cheetos*
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28 STAB WOUNDS!
Why am I a loser
Sboy13 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3165
#48 Posted: 02:59:34 22/07/2018
Can you change the music in here? This nu-age ghetto rap garbage suxxx, i wuz born in duh rong genurration
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Purple dragon.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:59:53 22/07/2018 by Sboy13
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6428
#49 Posted: 22:50:12 24/07/2018
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018...police-say.html

Does what this guy did.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 22:50:25 24/07/2018 by Rendar
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