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Standing Ovation for Emperor_Mustard
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#1 Posted: 19:28:20 11/06/2018 | Topic Creator
a thing he did was he squished a big mean spider in a kleenex and then put it in the toilet and peed on it before flushing it. kind of like a viking funeral except less fire
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#2 Posted: 19:31:07 11/06/2018
As Emperor_Mustard, I can confirm that this did indeed happen at least 3 times.
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135
#3 Posted: 19:45:08 11/06/2018
how dare you! you deserve to be thrown in prison for committing such crimes! what did the spider ever do to you!
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you don't know me. i break things
I draw stuff.
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#4 Posted: 20:14:49 11/06/2018
Excuse me, you are now officially my nemesis

I worship spiders for their ability to destory my greatest fear

Wasps, Hornets, and Yellow Jackets
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Rise and Shine Ursine
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12083
#5 Posted: 20:24:04 11/06/2018
this is NEPOTISM!!
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#6 Posted: 20:42:25 11/06/2018
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Excuse me, you are now officially my nemesis

I worship spiders for their ability to destory my greatest fear

Wasps, Hornets, and Yellow Jackets



I don't hurt spiders when they are outside, but I do have a problem with them when they enter my house. I want them to evolve to not to enter our houses. Also, I fear wasps as much as you do.
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135
#7 Posted: 21:32:47 11/06/2018
Um, that's when you pick them up and put them outside? Not kill them?
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you don't know me. i break things
I draw stuff.
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#8 Posted: 17:05:58 14/06/2018
Today, just before taking a shower, I saw a spider and did the same thing a fourth time.
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6428
#9 Posted: 17:08:17 14/06/2018
What if you killed the spider that would have given you spider powers?
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#10 Posted: 17:08:19 14/06/2018
But... Spiders get rid of flies.
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Soon.
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#11 Posted: 17:15:44 14/06/2018
Quote: emeraldzoroark
But... Spiders get rid of flies.


There were no flies in the bathroom
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#12 Posted: 17:18:20 14/06/2018 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rendar
What if you killed the spider that would have given you spider powers?


What if peeing on them gives you spider powers?
DeathOfADream Yellow Sparx Gems: 1510
#13 Posted: 00:21:13 15/06/2018
I read the ****ing title as “standing ovulation”
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”I am not everything you thought that I would be
But every story I have told is part of me.”
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#14 Posted: 14:35:49 15/06/2018 | Topic Creator
well he can't do that and i'd rather not do that because it ****in hurts
Emperor_Mustard Blue Sparx Gems: 628
#15 Posted: 20:35:59 18/06/2018
2 or 3 days ago, I peed on my fifth spider.
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And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6428
#16 Posted: 21:06:21 18/06/2018
What if I give a sitting ovation?
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