I think that the worst of any art/entertainment medium is the one that gets no emotional response from me. For example, Sunset is the worst game I've ever played - I wasn't once frustrated or elated by the tasks or the story, and the setting was so dreary. Never have I been so exhausted by a game, besides Trap Team but that was both positive and negative in many places, and I think general Skylanders burnout had caused that more than anything.
So the worst movie for me would have to be unfunny, unremarkable and loveless. It'd have to be the most corporate, grey sludge Hollywood can excrete. I can't think of it, because I tend not to watch that kind of stuff nowadays. I watch campy 90s films, or Troma movies that the cast "take seriously but don't take themselves seriously". I'll have to come back to you on this one, but I can safely say it's not any of the films listed above - there's things I can laugh at rather than with in their awfulness.
Fwi it is not. NOT. a Kung Fu Panda wannabe it's only marketed as such. Like I said in the original post it's much worse than that. Fun Fact: I actually watched half of this before my sister and I turned it off.
1.) A better summary of the story than the legit summary is: The guy is from ancient China, but his name is Patrick? And everyone thinks his grandpa was a nut job cause he talked about a magical world. Patrick somehow ends up there, turns into a panda, and gets mistaken for his grandpa at first and is tasked with finishing what his grandpa started, which, is to save a princess/goddess from a nine headed snake so she can return to guarding some relic as like, some sort of giant sky whale. And yeah the pig chick farts a lot and that's actually how she flies.
2.) As for the animation it's... decent I guess? But often times in fighting/running scenes they're shown in a clearing/meadow and then suddenly they're in a forest or jungle like area? And there's this lion dude, he has a goatee. In some scenes it's super stiff and doesn't move. In other scenes it's flapping all over the place like there's no tomorrow. Very distracting.
3.) Oh boy the character designs... The way they did it slightly reminds me of the Amazing World of Gumball, where they're all rejects from other projects thrown into one film. BUT IT'S DONE WAY WAY WAY WORSE THAN TAWOG.
4.) The voice acting is done really bad I don't care if there's some big names in it they all did a terrible job and it makes the movie even worse.
5.) The story and a few of the characters have potential actually, such as the nine headed snake, I actually thought he was almost cool. But in certain points of the story more characters get thrown in and they take too long to introduce them. For example several of them join the quest in a fighting scene, but they don't truly introduce themselves till like two scenes later. The pig chick mentioned walking for a long time with them but none of them introduced themselves??? By the end of it all you have like 25 main characters. Way too many...
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