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so, vaccines?
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#1 Posted: 00:55:38 21/06/2017 | Topic Creator
a lot of people and 'professionals' say vaccines are good for you and that they prevent the spread of deadly infections

but are they REALLY that good for you? all vaccines have the real viruses in them, doesn't that make them BAD for you to take? by taking these vaccines you are guaranteeing that the virus is in your body!!1!

what is the community's thoughts??? we must vote on whether they are TRULY any good or if they will only cause harm to the population
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#2 Posted: 00:56:13 21/06/2017
I got vaccines when I was little, and now I'm infected with autism and the gay :/
Haven't had them since so I can find a cure, wish me luck!

Also, anyone else got measles?
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#3 Posted: 00:56:49 21/06/2017
God damn it.
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You gotta believe! Heh heh.
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#4 Posted: 01:03:20 21/06/2017
i got vaccines and now im extremely homosexual , the correlation is daunting
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#5 Posted: 01:05:44 21/06/2017
I too have become increasingly homosexual since receiving vaccines
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I just realised that I might not know what the hell is going on
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#6 Posted: 01:11:17 21/06/2017
Might I add that it is EXTREMELY anti-christian to use vaccines. If you're going to be healed, then God will heal you. Prayer is enough, not the devil that is technology.
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#7 Posted: 01:13:41 21/06/2017
The devil made viruses to take us away from god's healing. Trust in him and we will be healed
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I just realised that I might not know what the hell is going on
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#8 Posted: 01:14:40 21/06/2017
inject holy water into your veins everyone , only then can we feel god within us
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#9 Posted: 01:15:00 21/06/2017 | Topic Creator
i too have been subjected to vaccines, my evil high school even told me i had to get three different vaccines at the same time or else they would expel me from the grounds!!!

though i have not been infected with autism or the gay, i have been infected with strange fascinations for fictional characters that persist for years with no cure in sight

clearly these vaccines are not to help us, only to take us further from god's grace
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#10 Posted: 01:25:44 21/06/2017
I've been given vaccines and I ended up fine. I'm neither Autistic nor gay.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
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#11 Posted: 01:31:14 21/06/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
I've been given vaccines and I ended up fine. I'm neither Autistic nor gay.



Or ARE YOU!???!?!?!?????
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#12 Posted: 01:32:02 21/06/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
I've been given vaccines and I ended up fine. I'm neither Autistic nor gay.


sounds like something a gay would say : /

think it got to you hun
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#13 Posted: 01:33:30 21/06/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
I've been given vaccines and I ended up fine. I'm neither Autistic nor gay.



Um? Stop denying it.
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#14 Posted: 01:35:13 21/06/2017
Well, around the age of 5, I've noticed some odd changes.
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#15 Posted: 01:38:43 21/06/2017
i never had any vaccines and now i have polio but at least i don't have gay autism
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#16 Posted: 01:54:12 21/06/2017
Autism and homosexuality are not affected by vaccines, which only prevent diseases that are caused by viruses. Also, it is arguable whether these conditions are actually diseases.
Vaccines often have dead viruses in them (any living ones are weakened to the point of death), so they are very unlikely to hurt you.
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#17 Posted: 01:58:25 21/06/2017
Quote: Xjmmjbn
Autism and homosexuality are not affected by vaccines, which only prevent diseases that are caused by viruses. Also, it is arguable whether these conditions are actually diseases.
Vaccines often have dead viruses in them (any living ones are weakened to the point of death), so they are very unlikely to hurt you.


as a vaccinated gay,

no
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#18 Posted: 02:02:18 21/06/2017
Quote: Underian
Quote: Xjmmjbn
Autism and homosexuality are not affected by vaccines, which only prevent diseases that are caused by viruses. Also, it is arguable whether these conditions are actually diseases.
Vaccines often have dead viruses in them (any living ones are weakened to the point of death), so they are very unlikely to hurt you.


as a vaccinated gay,

no



Wouldn't that mean you were cured of your gayness?

I am confuse
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#19 Posted: 02:11:08 21/06/2017
(you two up there this is a satire thread)

Well, I'm vaccinated and I like Skylanders, I guess this is an even worse side effect.
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#20 Posted: 02:14:24 21/06/2017
Quote: Bifrost


Well, I'm vaccinated and I like Skylanders, I guess this is an even worse side effect.


I laughed way too hard at this
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#21 Posted: 02:15:18 21/06/2017
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Bifrost


Well, I'm vaccinated and I like Skylanders, I guess this is an even worse side effect.


I laughed way too hard at this



Well I guess that goes to the guestbook
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#22 Posted: 02:16:23 21/06/2017
Quote: Xjmmjbn
Autism and homosexuality are not affected by vaccines, which only prevent diseases that are caused by viruses. Also, it is arguable whether these conditions are actually diseases.
Vaccines often have dead viruses in them (any living ones are weakened to the point of death), so they are very unlikely to hurt you.



Ummm as an autistic gay nurse that has had one vaccine in my life, you're wrong.
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#23 Posted: 02:22:30 21/06/2017
Quote: Drawdler
i never got vaccines and now i have aspergers even if you dont get them they will get you


i did get vaccines and now i have aspergers so i think there is a clear correlation here

you probably caught your aspergers from someone who did get vaccines like me so vaccines are still the root of the problem
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#24 Posted: 03:38:30 21/06/2017
instead of these satanic liquids we pump in our children's bodies i prefer to use Crystal Ball Therapy. its proven to work there was a study done in 1832. people said that they were more relaxed and felt better after 2 days and there are studies that show that vaccines cause autism. i think that these gmo salmon cause autism. i have no proof what so ever but im right and i know it
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#25 Posted: 03:46:00 21/06/2017
Quote: somePerson
instead of these satanic liquids we pump in our children's bodies i prefer to use Crystal Ball Therapy. its proven to work there was a study done in 1832. people said that they were more relaxed and felt better after 2 days and there are studies that show that vaccines cause autism. i think that these gmo salmon cause autism. i have no proof what so ever but im right and i know it



this man knows what he talking about, i trust. him
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#26 Posted: 04:33:09 21/06/2017
AW YEEES THE ESSENCE OF MOTHER SATAN HELPING ME CONQUER HEAVEN'S EVE PLAN
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#27 Posted: 04:38:19 21/06/2017
Vaccination heresy causes children to choose the autistic lifestyle. Autism is simply a habit preventing children from turning to Christ and being rescued from the Unsaved Trash heap.
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#28 Posted: 15:54:01 21/06/2017
I got vaccines and now I hear the Sonic and the Secret Rings soundtrack HELP ME
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Bruh
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#29 Posted: 19:29:30 21/06/2017
I'm not vaccinated, and I am completely healthy.
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#30 Posted: 19:40:33 21/06/2017
Quote: Mrmorrises
I'm not vaccinated, and I am completely healthy.



You skeptical to vaccines at all?
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
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#31 Posted: 20:04:11 21/06/2017
i had a vaccine once and i turned into a overweight black lady
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#32 Posted: 21:08:20 21/06/2017
Vaccine Man.
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Soon.
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#33 Posted: 00:00:11 22/06/2017
i had vaccines when i was six and now i am diagnosed with the gay
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
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#34 Posted: 02:08:47 23/06/2017
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: Mrmorrises
I'm not vaccinated, and I am completely healthy.


you've probably contracted autism from someone who was vaccinated, however



You know it.
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#35 Posted: 02:10:22 23/06/2017
*leans in real close*
i have the gay, what can i do to get rid of it?
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looks like ive got some things to do...
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#36 Posted: 23:28:33 23/06/2017
the only things i will put in my body are the words of the lord
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now its time to get funky
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#37 Posted: 01:08:19 24/06/2017
I blame vaccines for giving me better resistance and therefore I've only been vulnerable to mild allergies.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
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#38 Posted: 21:50:11 24/06/2017
Quote: Sesshomaru75
vaccines have also caused me to look up excessive amounts of pornography, especially gay/lesbian, hentai, and other things that i'm not allowed to talk about that involve horses
i've never had a girlfriend/boyfriend and i probably never will thanks to vaccines, as i'm now obese and have diabetes type 7 and drink pepsi all day to the point of vomiting blood

my mother calls me all sorts of names and beats me within an inch of my life and i cannot call child protective services because child abuse is allowed in my country due to honor killings
my own siblings play le epic pranks™ on me daily, which usually involve publicly humiliating me by pulling my pants down, exposing my inadequate equipment, which causes everyone who witnesses this to laugh and point

my father has put a gun to my head multiple times, each time loaded, and told me that i am a disappointment to him and our family name
meanwhile here i am, continuing to stuff my fat ****ing face with "DORITOS® Cool Ranch Flavored Tortilla Chips" while also downing an entire of gallon of g-fuel, masturbating to my favorite waifus, such as d.va from overwatch

end my suffering, oh mighty lord of kek™



Pass me my rocket chainsaws
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#39 Posted: 03:45:46 25/06/2017
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: Sesshomaru75
vaccines have also caused me to look up excessive amounts of pornography, especially gay/lesbian, hentai, and other things that i'm not allowed to talk about that involve horses
i've never had a girlfriend/boyfriend and i probably never will thanks to vaccines, as i'm now obese and have diabetes type 7 and drink pepsi all day to the point of vomiting blood

my mother calls me all sorts of names and beats me within an inch of my life and i cannot call child protective services because child abuse is allowed in my country due to honor killings
my own siblings play le epic pranks™ on me daily, which usually involve publicly humiliating me by pulling my pants down, exposing my inadequate equipment, which causes everyone who witnesses this to laugh and point

my father has put a gun to my head multiple times, each time loaded, and told me that i am a disappointment to him and our family name
meanwhile here i am, continuing to stuff my fat ****ing face with "DORITOS® Cool Ranch Flavored Tortilla Chips" while also downing an entire of gallon of g-fuel, masturbating to my favorite waifus, such as d.va from overwatch

end my suffering, oh mighty lord of kek™



Pass me my rocket chainsaws


Pass me too, I wanna abuse some kids with this thing.
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Bruh
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#40 Posted: 11:21:58 25/06/2017
Quote: Crash10
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: Sesshomaru75
vaccines have also caused me to look up excessive amounts of pornography, especially gay/lesbian, hentai, and other things that i'm not allowed to talk about that involve horses
i've never had a girlfriend/boyfriend and i probably never will thanks to vaccines, as i'm now obese and have diabetes type 7 and drink pepsi all day to the point of vomiting blood

my mother calls me all sorts of names and beats me within an inch of my life and i cannot call child protective services because child abuse is allowed in my country due to honor killings
my own siblings play le epic pranks™ on me daily, which usually involve publicly humiliating me by pulling my pants down, exposing my inadequate equipment, which causes everyone who witnesses this to laugh and point

my father has put a gun to my head multiple times, each time loaded, and told me that i am a disappointment to him and our family name
meanwhile here i am, continuing to stuff my fat ****ing face with "DORITOS® Cool Ranch Flavored Tortilla Chips" while also downing an entire of gallon of g-fuel, masturbating to my favorite waifus, such as d.va from overwatch

end my suffering, oh mighty lord of kek™



Pass me my rocket chainsaws


Pass me too, I wanna abuse some kids with this thing.


that's not what I meant by that
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Rise and Shine Ursine
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#41 Posted: 19:14:48 25/06/2017
I got vaccinated and it gave my acne smilie
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#42 Posted: 02:46:42 26/06/2017
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: Crash10
Quote: King-Pen Krazy



Pass me my rocket chainsaws


Pass me too, I wanna abuse some kids with this thing.


that's not what I meant by that


I know, but I wanna abuse kids anyway.
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Bruh
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#43 Posted: 02:55:35 26/06/2017
i bet leeroy was vaccinated and that's why he's always crashing vehicles now and never gets any viruses meant to mutate normal people.
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#44 Posted: 03:10:23 26/06/2017
we need a vaccine to get rid of the THOTS
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#45 Posted: 10:28:13 26/06/2017
I bet I was born vaccinated because that would explain why people hate me. That and genuinely liking Final Fantasy XIII.
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