darkSpyro

He puts them in gems
But each gem we get back is used because he used it in an ancient ritual
What is the ritual you ask?
Well idk

meduka
what is it Coobie
become Meguca
no meduka

Hey if you're making fun of the way I type...
...I don't actually care

Wait... so you're telling me that he doesn't just stuff our souls in a jar and spreads them on toast when he's hungry?

Maybe he uses the Gems in a ritual to bring classic Spyro back and banish all kids of the Skylanders fandom from these forums.

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Wait... so you're telling me that he doesn't just stuff our souls in a jar and spreads them on toast when he's hungry?

That's also a possibility
But I think the whole ritual thing is more likely
I mean why would he need that many souls for toast

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Wait... so you're telling me that he doesn't just stuff our souls in a jar and spreads them on toast when he's hungry?

That's also a possibility
But I think the whole ritual thing is more likely
I mean why would he need that many souls for toast

Maybe it's his basic ingredient for everything.

Huh
I didn't think of that

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Bread is made out of souls. I thought this was common knowledge.

Bread is made of pain

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Bread is made out of souls. I thought this was common knowledge.

Non non non

Bread is made from DREAD

Well everyone's talking about bread now
Okay then

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Bread is made out of souls. I thought this was common knowledge.

Bread is made of pain

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Non non non

Bread is made from DREAD

Then what are the souls being baked into?

Nothing. They're used as Jam.

I like salty souls
They're my favourite kind

Do you know why he names himself dark52?

Well the truth is... He is the Dark Soul, the one with the power to take souls from others and infuse it his own to gain stronger and stronger abilities, starting off with the weakest and going up from there, taking the souls of the next Sparx rank and keeping to that line of Sparx rank until he has gained the power to take on the Sparx rank after that, and he will continue to gather souls and use them for his own power until he is the strongest known Dark Soul... That's when his stats are at maximum.

Of course, I could just be nerding here.

You know what I appreciate that post

every 500, Dark52 takes the souls of all the users in exchange for 100 extra gems. We blindly accept to this, because we never read the privacy policy and clicked accept.

He then takes these souls and makes them into bread, which he eats. However, some bread crumbs fall into his keyboard. These crumbs release a strange pheromone on the forums, causing users to hallucinate. These hallucinations are of a loaf of bread, which speaks in biblical verses and movie quotes. They call it "bread head" and it only happens every once in a while.

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Do you know why he names himself dark52?

Well the truth is... He is the Dark Soul, the one with the power to take souls from others and infuse it his own to gain stronger and stronger abilities, starting off with the weakest and going up from there, taking the souls of the next Sparx rank and keeping to that line of Sparx rank until he has gained the power to take on the Sparx rank after that, and he will continue to gather souls and use them for his own power until he is the strongest known Dark Soul... That's when his stats are at maximum.

Of course, I could just be nerding here.

But what about the 52?

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Hey if you're making fun of the way I type...
...I don't actually care

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Do you know why he names himself dark52?

Well the truth is... He is the Dark Soul, the one with the power to take souls from others and infuse it his own to gain stronger and stronger abilities, starting off with the weakest and going up from there, taking the souls of the next Sparx rank and keeping to that line of Sparx rank until he has gained the power to take on the Sparx rank after that, and he will continue to gather souls and use them for his own power until he is the strongest known Dark Soul... That's when his stats are at maximum.

Of course, I could just be nerding here.

But what about the 52?

There could be various theories on that, it could be that he started out on level 52, or maybe 52 is the answer to life. Maybe he actually figured out that the infinite equation of our universe does have an end number, two end numbers in fact and that it ends with the number 52. That everything revolves around the number 52, 52 is our answer to everything and that when dark52 reaches the age of 52 he will transcend all beings after he has reached his maximum potential of having taken enough souls. 52 souls could possibly be how many more he needs for that transcendence, or maybe all he needs are 52 souls.

I don't even know what the hell I'm trying to say anymore, let's just agree that 52 is in his username, that's much much simpler.

Okay but... Dark Souls

52 is the number of souls dark52 must consume in order to attain his true form. However, the souls must be those of uncorrupted youth. Creating Stuff and Nonsense has been dark52's biggest mistake and deepest regret, as it corrupts every youth it comes in contact with, delaying dark52's rise to power and the destruction of our world.

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Am I the only one who remembers when there was a Hunger Games, but with bread?

Tbh he probably just uses them for his dex build.