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I have a job interview at McDonald's, current/previous employees help
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660
#1 Posted: 14:36:16 19/04/2017 | Topic Creator
current/previous employees of McDonald's, help me with this interview business as I've NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE LMAO

what do i say
what do i do
is sniffing butts appropriate in this universe
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8201
#2 Posted: 14:55:16 19/04/2017
"I promise not to tell customers about the disgusting things and and conditions the meat is given and made in respectively."


You do the job and if customers act rude, get the french fry grease and splash it in their face.


Make sure you put on a nose condom before hand.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 14:56:20 19/04/2017 by HeyitsHotDog
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#3 Posted: 15:17:40 19/04/2017
never fix the ice cream machine
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#4 Posted: 17:29:00 19/04/2017
I went through the application process at Wendy's, which I'm not sure if you have in the UK but it's very similar to McDonalds, and it was pretty easy. McDonalds and the like will usually hire anyone as long as you can pass as borderline normal. The interview wasn't too hard, just be polite and try not to be nervous (even though I know it's super hard), and you should get the job. I believe in you!

maybe don't tell them the part about sniffing butts
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#5 Posted: 22:45:59 19/04/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
"I promise not to tell customers about the disgusting things and and conditions the meat is given and made in respectively."


You do the job and if customers act rude, get the french fry grease and splash it in their face.


Make sure you put on a nose condom before hand.



Grade A life advice right here
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#6 Posted: 07:57:17 20/04/2017
*grabs your shirt* and gets really close to your face.

my only advice to you?
run
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5337
#7 Posted: 00:28:50 24/04/2017
Just watch Good Burger and take lots of notes.
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Boop me if you see this.
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10125
#8 Posted: 00:35:23 24/04/2017


Here is a little advice in form of comedic British panel show...

But my own personal advice is that do not BS the people who interview you, be open to a challenge and bob's your uncle...
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#9 Posted: 06:37:51 24/04/2017
I used to be an employee at McDonald's before.

If you can't even get hired by them, you need to rethink on your outlook of life, rofl.
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