mine would be
- you have to like my fish
- judas is above you
- if you dont care about what im saying pretend you care
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8087 |
#1 Posted: 01:00:52 13/02/2017 | Topic Creator
if someone wanted to get up in ur lane what would be the rules
mine would be
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SoulFly Emerald Sparx Gems: 4660 |
#2 Posted: 01:15:43 13/02/2017
Be funny
Find me funny Goes a long way that-a-way
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Ligi |
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8087 |
#3 Posted: 01:16:31 13/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: Drawdler
words to live by tbh |
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887 |
#4 Posted: 01:23:36 13/02/2017
Rule #1: Find someone else to date.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137 |
#5 Posted: 01:25:22 13/02/2017
1. Put up with my dumb nerdy ****
2. Have fun every once in a while 3. Talk to me about anything and everything. Trust me, I'll listen 4. Have a little bit of a sense of humor |
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847 |
#6 Posted: 01:58:20 13/02/2017
froggy pls
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Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6059 |
#7 Posted: 02:00:00 13/02/2017
1: Like anime.
2: Not judge me for any of my weird. (This includes my figure collection.) 3: Plays video-games. 4: Helps me if anything is troubling me. 5: Likes cats and snuggles. 6: Doesn't do drugs, smokes, or excessively drinks. (Note: This includes recreational Marijuana. Say what you will, I'm not cool with it.)
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored. |
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12083 |
#8 Posted: 02:08:46 13/02/2017
the only serious one that comes to mind is no recreational drug usage and no excessive alcohol consumption
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276 |
#9 Posted: 02:11:51 13/02/2017
I don't think they're ready for my jelly.
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^ You all know it's true |
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366 |
#10 Posted: 02:14:39 13/02/2017
All you need, is a pulse.
Joking aside... no drugs or reliance on alcohol. accept the fact that I have a very dark sense of humour don't get offended easily listen to me rage against the world when I'm angry share at least a few hobbies always be there for me as I'm always there for you accept the fact that I'm horrendously ugly be willing to have some space between us at times Line up ladies, I'm single and ready to joke about my depression until everybody is worried about my mental health
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5391 |
#11 Posted: 02:25:51 13/02/2017
-Just be you for crying out loud. I gravitate towards what I perceive to be integrity.
-Take jokes designed to be insensitive. Have a sense of humor too, will ya? -Bottling up is a no-no and a huge turn off. -Share some of my interests! We need a place to start. -INGENUITY -Can handle the waterfalls of affection I pour from my reserves assuming you can unlock them. -Passion for learning, nature, and the beautiful world that hosts us. Only 3 have passed. Two have collapsed under great weight. I will tear you down and break you apart to the core to make sure we've got something going. If you hid some baggage in your shoes I will find out, so you're not safe just yet. ...That totally wasn't threatening but for me to trust you with my emotions is an achievement. Do you have what it takes?
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BREATHE AIR. |
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8399 |
#12 Posted: 02:27:19 13/02/2017
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276 |
#13 Posted: 02:27:59 13/02/2017
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
So it was you who started the planking craze.
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^ You all know it's true |
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5528 |
#14 Posted: 02:35:47 13/02/2017
1. possess human dna
2. possess a vagina 3. possess a heartbeat
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman |
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5391 |
#15 Posted: 02:36:56 13/02/2017
Quote: Greeble
^You are quite the Johnny 2x4 aintcha?
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BREATHE AIR. |
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8298 |
#16 Posted: 02:39:23 13/02/2017
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avatar art by: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/rindeadsong |
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745 |
#17 Posted: 08:47:09 13/02/2017
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Bruh |
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12063 |
#18 Posted: 09:25:57 13/02/2017
1. **** off.
I already have this one creep who can't take a hint. |
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569 |
#19 Posted: 10:35:24 13/02/2017
1. dont flirt with me.
2. seriously dont 3. im taken
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froggyfroggy33 Green Sparx Gems: 122 |
#20 Posted: 11:39:39 13/02/2017
titty?
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Takadox360 Gold Sparx Gems: 2852 |
#21 Posted: 16:48:45 13/02/2017
1. Don't look at me
2. Don't talk to me 3. Don't touch me 4. Give me money
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i am trash |
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6606 |
#22 Posted: 17:13:37 13/02/2017
I mean really as long as you're not an asshole to me, you're fine? Like I've said, I never really thought about dating so I never really set up certain standards. Either I like you or I don't *shrug*
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Gay 4 GARcher |
Samius Hunter Gems: 9224 |
#23 Posted: 19:01:32 13/02/2017
In my case you may as well call these "pointers for Carm", and she probably knows this stuff already, but I'm going to post anyway.
1. Don't be easily offended. Anyone who's been in contact with me outside of darkSpyro probably knows that my sense of humor is very dark, and that my jokes tend to be very offensive. I think that kinda stuff is funny, so don't take it too seriously. 2. Let me do my own thing. I'm pretty independent and also very headstrong about my own hobbies and interests. I want to solve my own problems and make my own decisions myself. I can understand how this could become a problem in some situations, so I'm always willing to do hear you out, but I want to have the ultimate say in things concerning myself. Oh and yeah, it should be mentioned that if you feel the same way it only makes sense to me, so I'm totally fine with it. 3. Be yourself. This shows me that you trust me, and I want to feel trusted. |
Canidae Blue Sparx Gems: 588 |
#24 Posted: 19:51:14 13/02/2017
1. Be willing to tolerate my great love for Middle-earth, and perhaps partake in my Lord of the Rings role play fantasies. I have many.
2. I often find myself doing an authentic Arnold Schwarzenegger impression at random times throughout my daily routine. It's become a habit at this point, so he must be willing to accept this fact. 3. Must have a good sense of humor, and be willing to tolerate my own. Nothing more important than being able to have a good laugh. I have quite a dark sense of humor, so he wouldn't be able to be easily offended either. This happens far too often. 4. Preferably no drug use, and no excessive drinking. 5. Must be at least somewhat into video games. 6. Cannot be a loud person. I'm generally very quiet, and loud people make me uncomfortable. 7. Be willing to work with the fact that I have severe social anxiety, and to have patience with me. 8. Designated spider killer.
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These violent delights have violent ends. |
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422 |
#25 Posted: 20:51:33 13/02/2017
i dont even know myself
ik that i def dont want a smoker or drinker or any sort of addict. i would love it if you be welcoming to my freakish way or even better, share my interests. i dont stop to ask myself this so i'm not entirely sure |
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666 |
#26 Posted: 21:34:40 14/02/2017
i dunno love me and dont be an asshole
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4276 |
#27 Posted: 03:16:03 15/02/2017
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
And i thought we had something special
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^ You all know it's true |
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5337 |
#28 Posted: 06:27:10 15/02/2017
1. Don't run away in terror
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Boop me if you see this. |
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357 |
#29 Posted: 18:20:00 15/02/2017
Ok, heres my rules:
No Got your hopes up didn't I?
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Soon. |
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7896 |
#30 Posted: 22:28:18 15/02/2017
-be a dank meme
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Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135 |
#31 Posted: 04:26:01 19/01/2019
Likes plants and animals and won't mind me having plenty of each. Seriously, I want my house to be like a greenhouse, and there's so many different kinds of animals that I'd love to have one day.
Isn't too clingy or physical because im not very comfortable with prolonged physical contact. Doesn't want sexy tiems from me (but im all for an open relationship so you can go out and have sexy tiems with whoever you want). I guess I just want a very close friend, not an intimate lover, and you have to be okay with that. Needs to have long hair ( preferably curly red hair and freckles ;p ). Be into the occult and paganism. Deep thinker and likes talking about the universe with me. I can get very deep and strange and have been described as having the mind of someone on weed ... despite the fact that I'm not, so you have been warned. That being said, you wouldn't mind trying the weed with me or having a few drinks. Doesn't mind that I also like to collect dead animal specimens (they're not hunted, don't worry). Don't know what else? Just be a lovely and kind person!! Despite all this, I'm open to all sorts of people and you don't need to have most of these qualities. This is just like ... my perfect person lolz. |
KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3248 |
#32 Posted: 16:35:01 19/01/2019
Quote: Bolt
1. Check, animals are amazing. Would love to have several 2. Check, we have a common interest. Well for me it's more of a "I don't like being physical unless a deep trust is established first". So half check? 3. Check, sex sucks. 4. Check, to describe my hair it would be like someone drew a typical anime character. Oh and I have freckles to as a bonus 5. Check, Im down for that 6. Check 7. NO WAY, ALCOHOL IS POISON (nothing you can say can change that) and I will never try weed unless a doctor prescribes it. 8. Interesting, but don't mind. Check 9. I am very lovely and kind, Check Incoming Bolbx shippers
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Pokemon Shiny Hunter Gastrodon Fangirl Shiny Shellos caught 5/1/2022 |
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323 |
#33 Posted: 17:17:11 19/01/2019
Quote: KrystalLBX
I am a doctor and I say you should do a weed. |
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5337 |
#34 Posted: 18:12:23 19/01/2019
Quote: KrystalLBX
But where's the fun in shipping a couple if there's no possibility of sexy tiems? *Thinks for a moment* Wait...I just remembered, that's what fanfics are for! *Begins writing*
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Boop me if you see this. |
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569 |
#35 Posted: 18:24:53 19/01/2019
1. Be gage
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looks like ive got some things to do... |
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862 |
#36 Posted: 18:26:37 19/01/2019
Rule 1 Be a gamer
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445 |
#37 Posted: 19:04:53 19/01/2019
1. Put up with my ****.
2. Obediently do everything I tell you to. 3. Wear a maid costume at all times. Quote: KrystalLBX
Ok then. It looks like Bolt x Krystal is the new big thing so I'm gonna ship it before it's cool. |
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5337 |
#38 Posted: 19:28:23 19/01/2019
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Boop me if you see this. |
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323 |
#39 Posted: 21:26:08 19/01/2019
Quote: Buchi
there is a spongebob episode about this |
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445 |
#40 Posted: 21:42:56 19/01/2019
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Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229 |
#41 Posted: 22:24:11 19/01/2019
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Bröther why won't you return home
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Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7365 |
#42 Posted: 22:54:03 19/01/2019
1. I'm an innocent baby, please don't do the dirty with me. Just cute, snuggling sleeping.~
2. Monogamous relationship, no polygamy pls that makes every uncomfortable. 3. Probably have to have high patience/tolerance/be willing to take care of me? I have some mental issues and high anxiety issues so treat me like poor innocent baby I am, like getting upset/angry at me for things easily makes me cry. ;w; This stuff mostly applies if ended up living together tho. (Though in return I'll try to take care of your emotional and mental state, love/dating is a two-way street~ <3) 4. If treating me with respect, treat my friends to the same respect, I consider them almost as close to me as family, they can be great too!!! 5. Use of drugs and alcohol responsibly.~ 6. Aaaand, this is probably a given, but be kind, nice, amazing person. Who accepts me for who I am and what I am and I'll do my best to do the same for you.~ A-as long as you're willing to date someone like me. >////< Please note: Any form of spiraling insanity that you end up getting yourself into with me and my friends will not receive any form of refunds with the time spent as life has no take backs, be prepared for somewhat offensive or dark humor, what the absolute fuuuuuuuuuuudge moments, and epic gamer moments. You may receive side effects such as bleeding from the ears, post traumatic mind-blowing experiences, becoming homosexual, autism, weabooness, gamer syndrome, and even sleepy bench disease. We are not responsible for any of these side effects that may occur and they will be permanent... Though my deepest apologies if you do receive any of these side-effects because I at least need to be nice and say that. ;w;
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice... |
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745 |
#43 Posted: 01:47:45 22/01/2019
Nothing too much as you can see.
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Bruh |
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7660 |
#44 Posted: 02:57:31 22/01/2019
30-day return limit. item must be intact and in original casing.
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