Amy Schumer To Play Barbie in Live-Action Barbie Movie
...that is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of Hollywood.
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#1 Posted: 22:40:33 02/12/2016 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 22:44:12 02/12/2016
barbie is dead
and feminists killed her
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#3 Posted: 22:46:44 02/12/2016
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#4 Posted: 22:47:36 02/12/2016
Live action barbie movie? I guess they'll make a movie out of anything.
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#5 Posted: 22:52:15 02/12/2016
Quote: StriderSwag
What I mean is that nobody is going to want to buy a barbie if they make it all about third wave feminism.
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#6 Posted: 22:56:23 02/12/2016
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#7 Posted: 23:23:28 02/12/2016
Quote: parisruelz12
Wow... god forbid a female doll brand... aimed at girls... promote feminism..........
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#8 Posted: 23:26:19 02/12/2016
Quote: Drawdler
People might actually go watch that movie though, just because memes.
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#9 Posted: 23:27:40 02/12/2016
Quote: parisruelz12
okay but literally how are they doing that like im not even trying to be passive aggressive like i legit dont understand |
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#10 Posted: 23:42:21 02/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Amy Schumer is a well-known feminist and I'm 90% sure they only cast her because, "HERPA DERP CHUBBY BARBIE! AREN'T WE SO PROGRESSIVE!!!" |
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#11 Posted: 23:49:25 02/12/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
oh okay i hate amy schumer bc imo shes grossly unfunny so i know nothing about her |
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#12 Posted: 23:50:39 02/12/2016
Aww, can't we have a movie based on that recent cartoon? :c Now that's be some meta humor bomb that some movies have been trying to accomplish lately.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT (What I need is never what I want) |
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#13 Posted: 23:53:40 02/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
She once sent a hatemob after a fan because said male fan made a sex joke about her. You know, one of the things she bases her entire stand up career on? It's like if Louis CK got offended by some one calling him a ginger or something! The whole situation made me lose a lot of respect for her |
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#14 Posted: 00:15:35 03/12/2016
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.
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#15 Posted: 00:18:20 03/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StevemacQ
I have never said this unironically before, but... what a cuck |
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#16 Posted: 00:30:08 03/12/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
You know, this just struck me all of a sudden. I think this actually might be the most sincere usage of the word "cuck" that I have ever seen. |
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#17 Posted: 00:31:04 03/12/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
Where's Bimle when you need him.
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Bruh |
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#18 Posted: 00:33:51 03/12/2016
Quote: Crash10
Should we host a seance to speak to Bimle's ghost?
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#19 Posted: 00:34:56 03/12/2016
I hope it works. Maybe some voodoo?
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#20 Posted: 00:37:28 03/12/2016
Wow! You people react so poorly.
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Needz more eh-mo-shuns. |
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#21 Posted: 00:39:42 03/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
Excuuuuuuuuse me but whe're just talking about Bimle.
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#22 Posted: 00:47:48 03/12/2016
Quote: Crash10
He's gone forever. He made bigoted rants at the same horrific murders were happening and he chose to post up extremely NSFW video-links in a forum dedicated to a family-friendly video game.
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Needz more eh-mo-shuns. |
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#23 Posted: 00:47:53 03/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StevemacQ
That's because it's silly to insinuate that Hollywood would do anything but market this movie as "chubby Barbie herpa derpa progressivism". Amy Schumer is not above anything. |
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#24 Posted: 00:50:25 03/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
[Sees Skylanders Academy script] Yeah... Family-friendly...
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#25 Posted: 00:56:34 03/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StevemacQ
You do realize he was a troll... right? |
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#26 Posted: 01:00:30 03/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
1) he was a troll, and 2) we're just ****ing around. Calm your farm.
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#27 Posted: 01:15:10 03/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
hi this is amy schumer. i agree. i will be sure to also steal jokes like i always do as barbie and talk about my vagiiinnnaaa |
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#28 Posted: 02:04:27 03/12/2016
oh my ****ing god
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#29 Posted: 15:08:23 04/12/2016
Quote: Drawdler
Roses are red Undertale has Gaster The bee movie but every time it says bee it gets faster
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#30 Posted: 16:06:27 04/12/2016
Quote: Shagaru Magala
I don't use my guestbook for good posts but I'd totally guestbook that
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT (What I need is never what I want) |
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#31 Posted: 16:49:54 04/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
Right, she should lose weight for health reasons though. There's nothing wrong with taking care of your body and being physically fit. |
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#32 Posted: 17:40:49 04/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bumblebunnii
But what if I LIKE dipping donuts in Coca Cola? |
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#33 Posted: 18:00:05 04/12/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
What about having deep fried donuts glazed with Coca-Cola and butter?
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#34 Posted: 20:05:15 04/12/2016
First the Emoji Movie, now this. Hollywood is dead.
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#35 Posted: 20:19:54 04/12/2016
I got confused and thought you were talking about Amy Poehler, and I thought what the heck guys what do you have against Leslie Knope
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