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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#1 Posted: 22:40:33 02/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Amy Schumer To Play Barbie in Live-Action Barbie Movie

...that is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of Hollywood.
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#2 Posted: 22:44:12 02/12/2016
barbie is dead

and feminists killed her
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#3 Posted: 22:46:44 02/12/2016
Quote: parisruelz12
barbie is dead

and feminists killed her



lmao what
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#4 Posted: 22:47:36 02/12/2016
Live action barbie movie? I guess they'll make a movie out of anything.
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7569
#5 Posted: 22:52:15 02/12/2016
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: parisruelz12
barbie is dead

and feminists killed her



lmao what



What I mean is that nobody is going to want to buy a barbie if they make it all about third wave feminism.
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12132
#6 Posted: 22:56:23 02/12/2016
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#7 Posted: 23:23:28 02/12/2016
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: parisruelz12
barbie is dead

and feminists killed her



lmao what



What I mean is that nobody is going to want to buy a barbie if they make it all about third wave feminism.


Wow... god forbid a female doll brand... aimed at girls... promote feminism..........
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#8 Posted: 23:26:19 02/12/2016
Quote: Drawdler
I misread it as live-action Bee Movie.



People might actually go watch that movie though, just because memes.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#9 Posted: 23:27:40 02/12/2016
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: parisruelz12
barbie is dead

and feminists killed her



lmao what



What I mean is that nobody is going to want to buy a barbie if they make it all about third wave feminism.


okay but literally how are they doing that
like im not even trying to be passive aggressive like i legit dont understand
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#10 Posted: 23:42:21 02/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: StriderSwag



lmao what



What I mean is that nobody is going to want to buy a barbie if they make it all about third wave feminism.


okay but literally how are they doing that
like im not even trying to be passive aggressive like i legit dont understand



Amy Schumer is a well-known feminist and I'm 90% sure they only cast her because, "HERPA DERP CHUBBY BARBIE! AREN'T WE SO PROGRESSIVE!!!"
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#11 Posted: 23:49:25 02/12/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: parisruelz12



What I mean is that nobody is going to want to buy a barbie if they make it all about third wave feminism.


okay but literally how are they doing that
like im not even trying to be passive aggressive like i legit dont understand



Amy Schumer is a well-known feminist and I'm 90% sure they only cast her because, "HERPA DERP CHUBBY BARBIE! AREN'T WE SO PROGRESSIVE!!!"


oh okay
i hate amy schumer bc imo shes grossly unfunny so i know nothing about her
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#12 Posted: 23:50:39 02/12/2016
Aww, can't we have a movie based on that recent cartoon? :c Now that's be some meta humor bomb that some movies have been trying to accomplish lately.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#13 Posted: 23:53:40 02/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: StriderSwag


okay but literally how are they doing that
like im not even trying to be passive aggressive like i legit dont understand



Amy Schumer is a well-known feminist and I'm 90% sure they only cast her because, "HERPA DERP CHUBBY BARBIE! AREN'T WE SO PROGRESSIVE!!!"


oh okay
i hate amy schumer bc imo shes grossly unfunny so i know nothing about her



She once sent a hatemob after a fan because said male fan made a sex joke about her. You know, one of the things she bases her entire stand up career on? It's like if Louis CK got offended by some one calling him a ginger or something! The whole situation made me lose a lot of respect for her
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#14 Posted: 00:15:35 03/12/2016
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#15 Posted: 00:18:20 03/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StevemacQ
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.



I have never said this unironically before, but... what a cuck
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#16 Posted: 00:30:08 03/12/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: StevemacQ
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.


I have never said this unironically before, but... what a cuck


You know, this just struck me all of a sudden. I think this actually might be the most sincere usage of the word "cuck" that I have ever seen.
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#17 Posted: 00:31:04 03/12/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: StevemacQ
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.



I have never said this unironically before, but... what a cuck


Where's Bimle when you need him.
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mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#18 Posted: 00:33:51 03/12/2016
Quote: Crash10
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: StevemacQ
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.



I have never said this unironically before, but... what a cuck


Where's Bimle when you need him.



Should we host a seance to speak to Bimle's ghost?
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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#19 Posted: 00:34:56 03/12/2016
I hope it works. Maybe some voodoo?
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StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#20 Posted: 00:37:28 03/12/2016
Wow! You people react so poorly.
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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#21 Posted: 00:39:42 03/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
Wow! You people react so poorly.


Excuuuuuuuuse me but whe're just talking about Bimle.
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Bruh
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#22 Posted: 00:47:48 03/12/2016
Quote: Crash10
Quote: StevemacQ
Wow! You people react so poorly.


Excuuuuuuuuse me but whe're just talking about Bimle.


He's gone forever. He made bigoted rants at the same horrific murders were happening and he chose to post up extremely NSFW video-links in a forum dedicated to a family-friendly video game.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#23 Posted: 00:47:53 03/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StevemacQ
Wow! You people react so poorly.



That's because it's silly to insinuate that Hollywood would do anything but market this movie as "chubby Barbie herpa derpa progressivism". Amy Schumer is not above anything.
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#24 Posted: 00:50:25 03/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
Quote: Crash10
Quote: StevemacQ
Wow! You people react so poorly.


Excuuuuuuuuse me but whe're just talking about Bimle.


He's gone forever. He made bigoted rants at the same horrific murders were happening and he chose to post up extremely NSFW video-links in a forum dedicated to a family-friendly video game.


[Sees Skylanders Academy script]

Yeah... Family-friendly...
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#25 Posted: 00:56:34 03/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StevemacQ
Quote: Crash10
Quote: StevemacQ
Wow! You people react so poorly.


Excuuuuuuuuse me but whe're just talking about Bimle.


He's gone forever. He made bigoted rants at the same horrific murders were happening and he chose to post up extremely NSFW video-links in a forum dedicated to a family-friendly video game.



You do realize he was a troll... right?
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847
#26 Posted: 01:00:30 03/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
Quote: Crash10
Quote: StevemacQ
Wow! You people react so poorly.


Excuuuuuuuuse me but whe're just talking about Bimle.


He's gone forever. He made bigoted rants at the same horrific murders were happening and he chose to post up extremely NSFW video-links in a forum dedicated to a family-friendly video game.



1) he was a troll, and 2) we're just ****ing around. Calm your farm.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#27 Posted: 01:15:10 03/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.


hi this is amy schumer. i agree. i will be sure to also steal jokes like i always do as barbie and talk about my vagiiinnnaaa
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#28 Posted: 02:04:27 03/12/2016
oh my ****ing god
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#29 Posted: 15:08:23 04/12/2016
Quote: Drawdler
I misread it as live-action Bee Movie.


Roses are red
Undertale has Gaster
The bee movie but every time it says bee it gets faster
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Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10000
#30 Posted: 16:06:27 04/12/2016
Quote: Shagaru Magala
Quote: Drawdler
I misread it as live-action Bee Movie.


Roses are red
Undertale has Gaster
The bee movie but every time it says bee it gets faster


I don't use my guestbook for good posts but I'd totally guestbook that
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Bumblebunnii Yellow Sparx Gems: 1474
#31 Posted: 16:49:54 04/12/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.



Right, she should lose weight for health reasons though.
There's nothing wrong with taking care of your body and being physically fit.
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#32 Posted: 17:40:49 04/12/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bumblebunnii
Quote: StevemacQ
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.



Right, she should lose weight for health reasons though.
There's nothing wrong with taking care of your body and being physically fit.


But what if I LIKE dipping donuts in Coca Cola?
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6072
#33 Posted: 18:00:05 04/12/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Bumblebunnii
Quote: StevemacQ
Amy, please don't lose weight to appease to Hollywood executives, dumb boys, nazis, Adam Sandler and the broad shallow standards of beauty... or just don't be involved in a Barbie movie because Barbie isn't really that important today.



Right, she should lose weight for health reasons though.
There's nothing wrong with taking care of your body and being physically fit.


But what if I LIKE dipping donuts in Coca Cola?


What about having deep fried donuts glazed with Coca-Cola and butter?
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 18:00:18 04/12/2016 by Seiki
TrapShadowFan Emerald Sparx Gems: 3500
#34 Posted: 20:05:15 04/12/2016
First the Emoji Movie, now this. Hollywood is dead.
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#35 Posted: 20:19:54 04/12/2016
I got confused and thought you were talking about Amy Poehler, and I thought what the heck guys what do you have against Leslie Knope
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